b*tch whaaaa?

Frank and V do what they do best: take a messy week and turn it into feral comedy. They jump from Big Dank lore and Deb Antney/Waka Flocka talk to Real Housewives tangents, then swerve into gobbling up the girls' husbands in prison stories, what exactly a pearl is and isn't, and a truly cursed Halloween-store “pedophile priest” costume. There’s Grindr-crash gossip, family chaos, and plenty...

Episode 5 of b tch whaaaa?* kicks off with Franklet announcing that his dick has gotten bigger. V cuts straight in with the explanation—he just lost the FUPA—and that spirals into a brand-new stripper name: FUPA Meat. From there, V latches onto her now-legendary refrain—“Rake UR Nuts”—and the two riff their way into a whole stage roster, from Big Teal Butt Plugs to Chunky Water Slide. In between t...

Honey mustard, bounce music, and the kind of Halloween costumes that get you sent home in 7th grade. Episode 4 goes long, but it’s pure chaos: from Doordash fights to Petulance tampons, from Rolling Ray think-pieces to ride-share theology (yes, heaven lasts 23 seconds). Frank and V are here with all the messy truth, proving once and for all—you really can weaponize the puss.

franklet & V spiral gloriously: cooter demons, side bitches, Jack Daniels theology, and the fine line between bad judgment and a situationship. No script, no structure, no edits—just friendship at full b*tch whaaaa?

Somebody made an M-E-double-S MESS of everything — and it’s not franklet nor V. It’s MF Brandy. And we mean everything — from Nina Bonina Brown to Donald’s Trump. Don’t even get us started on bootystealers vs. bootysnatchers, gorl. From Grimace’s secret life as a butt plug to whether Pete Davidson or MGK is still the reigning fuccboi, nothing is safe in this Travis Kelce-dressed-like-a-daydream of...

franklet & V talk about whatever they thinkin' about, starting with Leetonya before getting into spooge/alien mucus, Fat Sam, trees falling on houses, what them boys be doin', and probably some ol' nasty stuff as well. yk how they are. ⚠️ Content: adult language. • If you enjoy our BS, follow the show and share it with a friend. • Support us + bonus stuff on Patreon (link coming in...