Bring Me The Axe! Horror Podcast

Bryan and Dave are joined by Teri Gamble of the Horror Movie Survival Guide podcast to talk about Disney's bizarro 80's period where they experimented with more mature films resulting in one of their most easily-forgotten titles, The Watcher in the Woods. At one time, Disney producers and executives were convinced that this was going to be their finest hour, a horror movie to rival The Exo...

Bring Me The Axe! concludes its exploration of the Halloween legacy just in time for Halloween with an epic-length love letter to John Carpenter, Debra Hill, and their landmark creation. Halloween represents a major paradigm shift in horror movie and sets the pace for every horror movie that came in its wake. It's elegant. Every piece of the production is working in perfect harmony with the ot...

This week, Bryan and Dave are joined by The Horror Chick, Heather Wixson to get grimy and talk about Rob Zombie's arch-2000's horror movie remake, Halloween. It reimagines Michael Myers, the silent destroyer, once a little boy with a family of mean dirtbag shitheads and a loving, overprotective mother and Sam Loomis as a selfish, fame-chasing jerk. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...

Bryan and Dave square off against one of the all-time horror movie greats on the most appropriate calendar date of the year. It's 1980's Friday the 13th, a movie made by pornography producers looking to take away a little of that sweet Halloween money for themselves and accidentally set the pace for slasher movies in the 80's. If you had a little cash on-hand with which to make a movie...

This week, Bring Me The Axe! kicks off their month-long examination of the Halloween legacy as Bryan drags Dave kicking and screaming through David Gordon Green's 2018 series revision. It's a deeply flawed movie that's way better than you expect a Halloween sequel or remake to be and it reduces the series to its roots while whiffing on move than a few points. Get all the details within...

In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, Bryan and Dave take a trip to Mexico City to celebrate their favorite Ruben Galindo Jr. movie, Don't Panic. It's a blatant a cash-in on the success of Evil Dead and A Nightmare on Elm Street that has so many bizarre qualities to it that you can't help but love it. It's about the love of a grown-ass man and his dinosaur pajamas. It's about th...

This week Bryan and Dave close out their What The Fuck?? series with a children's movie that terrorized an entire generation in Canada, The Peanut Butter Solution. It's a tale of loss and woe when a child loses his hair due to a terrible fright and deals with it poorly. There's also some real nightmare material in there about being kidnapped by a teacher and forced to work in his child...

This week Bryan and Dave are joined by actor, comedian, and made-for-tv movie expert, Sam Pancake to talk about Dan Curtis (of Dark Shadows fame) and his 1976 gothic melodrama, Burnt Offerings. We cover the movie, of course, hear a nice tale of how pleasant and sweet Karen Black was, much to our delight, and hear a second-hand tale about Oliver Reed's tattooed penis. Trailer: https://www.youtu...

At long last, Bryan and Dave kick off their What The Fuck??? series with Ted Posts deeply troubling, alienating, and off-putting thriller, The Baby, from 1973. Dave thinks it doesn't make any sense. Bryan disagrees strongly, declaring it one of his all-time favorite movies. The Baby is unpredictable at every turn and shocks all the way to the end. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vITUj...

Bryan and Dave are joined this week to close out their Stephen King Rules! series by Stephen King superfan, Julia Marchese, to talk about the picture that ended the Dino De Laurentis/Stephen King dynasty in the 1980's, Silver Bullet. It stars Corey Haim before he was the teen idol of the 1980's as well as Everett McGill and Gary Busey in a picture where it's kids vs. a werewolf. Traile...

This week kicks off our Stephen King Rules! series as Bring Me The Axe! takes on Stephen King's first and last credit as director, the undisputed document of cocaine confidence, Maximum Overdrive from 1986. It's an ill-advised adaptation of his own short story, Trucks, that features a lot explosions, big trucks, and Yeardley Smith screaming. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwYcnnb...

This week, Bring Me The Axe! heads to Camp Arawak to explore one of slasher history's most unhinged entries, Sleepaway Camp. What could have been forgotten by history as just another Friday the 13th ripoff is elevated to a truly special place by a parade of dubious directorial decisions, a handful of positively insane performances, and a real wild twist ending that we spoil right from the get-...

This week Bring Me The Axe takes a look at 1981's Madman, a truly weird entry into the early 80's slasher canon. A cast of pleasant, reasonable, and thoughtful counselors at Thanksgiving Gifted Camp face off against a slasher that may be a monster or a zombie or who knows? It's really never clear what Madman Marz is supposed to be. But we get Dawn of the Dead's Gaylen Ross, acting...

It's a holiday bonus episode for July 4th! Celebrating Steven Spielberg's landmark accomplishment and one of the all-time greatest movies, Jaws! It's a stealth examination of 70's masculinity as the old man plays tug of war against the new man while a monstrous great white shark terrorizes an island vacation destination. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1fu_sA7XhE Follow u...

Bring Me The Axe closes out their Pride 2023 series with an enthusiastic love letter to James Whale's 1932 pre-code classic for Universal, The Old Dark House, a movie about class consciousness, secrecy, Lilian Bond's feet, and super gay double entendres. It is a perfectly executed piece of gothic horror starring Boris Karloff that must be seen to be believed. Trailer: https://www.youtube.c...

Bring Me The Axe kicks off its Pride 2023 series with a mostly unremarkable movie that remains in the horror movie memory thanks entirely to contributions from gay artists, the 1986 horror comedy Vamp, starring Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler, and Grace Jones. In an attempt to make a story about two very good friends trying to wheel and deal their way into a college fraternity, writer/director, Ric...

This week Bring Me The Axe closes out their School's Out series, taking a look at the 1982 slasher picture, The House on Sorority Row, from director Mark Rosman, a hidden gem of the genre that remarkably passes the Bechdel Test. It's a movie about a prank gone wrong, secret medical experiments, and a girl who owns a 1970's style fuck van. The House on Sorority Row features soap opera s...

This week, Bring Me The Axe kicks off their School's Out series, taking a look at the 1981 slasher also-ran, Final Exam, a movie that should be stuffed down the horror movie memory hole were it not for its one secret weapon, a weirdo nerd character named Radish and his ongoing series of bizarre bon mots. Final Exam can't decide if it's Animal House or Halloween and doesn't do a ver...

Look, we value your time and know that you want to know what you're getting into when you pick up a new podcast so here's a little taste of what to expect in the Bring Me The Axe horror movie podcast, hosted by actual brothers, Bryan and Dave White.

This week Bring Me The Axe breaks down one of the four werewolf movies released in 1981, Joe Dante's iconic The Howling. It's a wild ride made notable by its awesome special effects and dark comedic tone. And it's a treat for fans of of classic horror movies with cameos from Roger Corman and Forrest Ackerman, not to mention dozens of references to other werewolf movies. It's one of...

This week Bring Me The Axe takes a look at the 1977 Michael Winner clone of The Omen/Rosemary's Baby, The Sentinel. Ostensibly the most Catholic horror movie ever made, it's also about as paranoid as a horror movie can be. One damned soul, alone must stand watch over the gateway to Hell and Alison Parker is next in line to take on the mantle. Along the way, literally everyone will manipula...

This week Bring Me The Axe takes a look at William Lustig's 1980 roughie, Maniac, starring Joe Spinell and Caroline Munro. Bryan also goes off on a long tangent about the time he met Tom Savini and how it haunted Savini for years.

This week, Bring Me The Axe takes a look at the utterly deranged 1982 slasher picture, Pieces. This one has it all: Chainsaws, gratuitous nudity, buckets of blood, hysterical screaming, and THRILLING TENNIS ACTION! \"It's exactly what you think it is.\"

This week, Bryan and Dave take a look at the arch riff on Whatever Happened To Baby Jane from 1981, Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker, starring Jimmy McNichol and Susan Tyrell. Campy doesn't even begin to cover this one. In what is becoming a disturbing trend at Bring Me The Axe, it's another story about inappropriate family love and the extent that a parent will go to keep their son close t...

In this inaugural episode, Bring Me The Axe dives headfirst into the sequel to the original Amityville Horror phenomenon, 1982's Amityville 2: The Possession. Perhaps the most Italian horror movie made in America at the time, it's a movie about a brother and sister and the really weird, totally inappropriate sexual chemistry between them. And then the haunted stuff happens.