Bridge from Nowhere

In which Lou learns how to store farts for the winter, Jamie teaches us about the miracle of Animatronics at the Rainforest Cafe, and Andy reveals the bombshell development that will shape his future and the future of our podcast.

Behold! We found The Lost Episode deep within the bowels of Andy's Packard-Bell laptop among thousands of photos of gibbons. We talk about Jamie's adventures in human drug testing! Andy wipes up after himself after he decides to perform a "cleanse"!

We enjoy foreign biscuits which help us with self-pleasure urges, discuss the pros and cons of eating 5 massive hot dogs in one sitting, Lou invents the masturb-o-meter, we ask what the worst service animal would be, and Jamie attends Alaska Storage Wars! Alaska Airlines policy on service animals Storage auctions on the rise in Alaska The weirdo history of graham crackers!

She's back from international travels -- The Ayatollah of Assahola! Our beloved Doctor Poo herself - Marissa Capito!! We will talk poo with her of course, focusing on amazing Japanese toilets. Also we will try strange snack foods, talk about junker modifications, and reveal what we wouldn't eat. How to use a Japanese toilet.

SO ANGRY! The three chimps hurl their poo at you. Also they talk about the absolutely bizarre sex life of ducks, all their stupid junker cars, and how Andy is a vapor-rider. Lou makes an owl pellet out of dog jerky and Jamie makes a birder cry. Also, the tale of Nigel, the loneliest Albatross (actually a Gannet.) Nigel the Gannet Ballistic Duck Penises and Corkscrew Vaginas

It is March in Juneau, and that means Yarding Season has begun even if it is below freezing. In this episode, we talk about how Andy annoys his neighbors, Jamie has a strange name in his family, Lou wants a new kind of toilet that he has patented, and everyone eats dog treats. Plus lonely wrestlers, strange mythical creatures that still may live in Alaska, and the evil that is Snyder's of Hanover....

Our Season 2 Debut! We took a break, but were awoken by the screams of our townspeople! A giant prehistoric bird is terrifying the people of the Juneau Valley! Also, Lou battles mice in the remote cabins of Alaska and California, we describe how to express a dog's anus using rudimentary pictures, and Jamie describes his carnal love of gravy. We are back!! This is happening! No one cares! Juneau's...

We talk old time Alaska bar lore with Big Mike Race, who also helps us introduce a new segment: Dog Treat of the Week ! Jamie is sick as hell, so we make him stay home and do a call-in, which turns out to be disgusting because he is so damned sick. Andy is particularly overbearing in this episode, so you have that to look forward to. Lou delights us with a new Parasite of the Week .

Special Manzanillo edition! Andy took a job as a human mule to drive a car from Mexico, and somehow was able to produce this episode while sweating profusely in the prickly heat of a non air-conditioned Sinaloa roadside motel. We introduce two new segments in this itchy, mangy episode: Parasite of the Week and What Was the Worst Thing You Ate This Week? Jamie describes his experiences as a human d...

The many apes of our lives come to the fore in this episode - including Jamie's incessant belief in the mythical Alaskan Sea Ape - a creature he describes in detail. Elvira and Star Trek come up quite a bit. Lou talks to dogs and contemplates a yard fire of wet wool. Andy continues to be belligerently incorrect about many things, including the history of Lou's "Crawl Space." Steller's Sea Ape Grea...

Andy incorrectly remembers an amusement park name with great conviction. He is also wrong about the origins of the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. Let's face it, he doesn't get a lot right in this episode. Lou finds wet hippie money in the wilderness. Jamie is required to change his pants in a casino. And a new superhero is created. California Wildfire Relief Tiki Room Terwiliger Hot Springs

We have been cancelled by public radio , but our podcast gains in POWER! Welcome to our first radio-free edition of BFN, in which our scientist buddy John Warrenchuk joins us to discuss biologic abnormalities and parasites. Plus, hallucinogenics south of the border, Giant Rats of Fiji, horrible hagfish, the battle with tapeworms, and a cyclops goat. KTOO may have cancelled us, but our podcast only...

We talk about many important topics today. Including: anadromous fish habitat in downtown Juneau, the life and loves of our primate friends, the Gibbons. And, we discuss epiphanies that may or may not occur during the act of pooping.  Plus, beer festivals, weed, and the raw power of our house band KUHLSON !!! Peyronie's Disease Great American Beer Festival Gibbons Freak Out over Hedgehog

Brandon Howard from Amalga Distillery joins us to talk all about starting up a new business in Juneau, and how he went from pottery teacher to cookin' up hooch. Also, the land bridge of body hair is discussed. Amalga Distillery Kilchoman Distillery Worst Body Hair Ever

Jamie tells of unusual ways midwesterners have fun with llamas, Your Favorite Sisters Alicia and Kirsa Hughes-Skandijs tell us about growing up rustic in West Virginia, Lou carbonates things, and Andy tries to pronounce words. The definitive llama sketch Llamas with Hats Helminth Vectors Best Food on a Stick recipes 100 Most Mispronounced Words in the English Language

Jamie describes his vision of a butter sculpture of himself, Lou almost gets lost while fishing from the shore. Andy talks about rats with Patrice Helmar , and the horrible subject of pigeon massacres in Juneau is discussed. Also, Hurricane Irma lashed Andy's home town and the magic of molasses. Shoo Fly Pie Pizza Rat What is left of Fort Myers

I don't know much, but I know that "Aaron Neville" caused the solar eclipse using that body pod. We talk to Jamie about his experience with the totality, Patrice Helmar talks about life in the big city, and Lou posits his Aaron Neville theory. A cool article on Aaron The totality video collage Patrice Helmar's amazing photography

Jamie discusses his trip to the capital of the solar eclipse, Lou becomes a howler monkey, we review the cheapest jeans ever manufactured, and New York photographer Patrice Helmar comes by to talk shop. Also, the central mystery of Teletubbies, wardrobe tips, and a disgusting noise. Total Solar Eclipse Patrice Helmar Wild Florida Monkeys Howler Monkeys Teletubbies

Alicia and Kirsa come back by to discuss how to start a stand up, Alex discusses bloodbaths in the Fairbanks wilderness, and Paul poops himself in Vegas - but hey, who hasn't? For more on Club Baby Seal Eddie Murphy Absinthe in Vegas Creamer's Field

In which we remember the OJ drama, Marissa Capito drops poo knowledge, Alicia and Kirsa Hughes-Skandijs ( Your Favorite Sisters and part of Club Baby Seal ) tell us about growing up a little bit country - a little bit rock and roll. Jamie connects deeply with Hart to Hart , and Andy recounts his days as a late night radio DJ in the 90s. Explore the novels of John Updike More on Colin Qui...

In which Marissa Capito joins us to discuss growing up in Juneau, the hard microbial work at the wastewater treatment plant, Jamie eats raw meat, Lou paddles 100 miles, Andy drinks runoff water, and we recreate the golden age of Juneau Jingles. Go here for info on Cape Decision Lighthouse. And check this out for Marissa's dad, Greg, in his cameo as a would-be hitman at the Bergmann.

Windmill Engineer Cayleigh Allen joins us to discuss the future of the world. George Takei tells us about how his name is pronounced.  We hear from the dissatisfied listener. We discuss Thane. Lou reveals new talents. And the long awaited return of our discussion of Poo -- this time, we might change the world.

We are pleased to announce our first Poop-Free episode! (Almost) No discussion of poop takes place! We do, however, explore the possibility of Orcas' increased desire for man-flesh, we accuse horrible little french clowns of being nothing but common thieves, and we dive into the highs and lows of summer camp. Plus - Lou beat-boxes, Jamie's hungry and Andy gets farted on.

Libby Bakalar of One Hot Mess Alaska  tells us why Juneau is exactly like the Shawshank Redemption, we camp in Bob's back yard and drink a 45 year old Prinz Brau beer that might kill us, and Lou goes to Ireland to find an old dolphin who lives alone. Jamie and Andy stare off into space.

We are joined by Libby Bakalar, writer of Juneau-famous blog One Hot Mess Alaska  for in-depth analysis of what makes living in Juneau weird - it's One Hot Messy Corner! Lou tells us about being a pirate in Norway, Jamie describes why weasels are bad, and we discuss one of the greatest of holidays, Motherfuckers Day, which everyone can celebrate every Wednesday, and for which we will soon lob...