BoySticks

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'BoyStick Right, you are lord of all, lord of blessed gamers and of mortal lawyers, of every listening thing the broad server nurtures; for you alone are master of commerce, you do define all, ruling their resource with articles unforged.' ~The BoyStick Hymns (Anonymous; L. BoyStick translation)

Sorry for the delay everyone! I just had so much fun editing this episode. I would think things sound ok, but then discover new techniques to make things sound better, and so I'd have to go and apply them to the whole thing.

Every year, the Mintstress mints a new token on the chainolith, and every hodler with diamond hands get his lambo. For those that got in early.

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Content warning: Taiwanese independence.

39,730 seconds til the end.

This is Warner Bros Games publishing; they've got my back. They could fund all of you for twenty years, just like mowin' the lawn. I'd advise not getting acquired by them. Their business practices traps the souls of their games.

We can all talk about "making our mark," but isn't it just comfort food to stave off existential crisis? Our legacy isn't what we write on our resumé or how many commas are in your Apple Podcasts subscriber count. I mean, in the end, you're gonna realize that podcasting... isn't even an Olympic sport.

The BoySticklers have struck a licensee deal with Fine Bros Entertainiment to join REACT WORLD! Join them as they watch the new big monster movie without even mentioning any thorny topics such as racism. Please rest assured they will be back to talking about video games soon.

SPOILERS FOR THE EPISODE!!! S : Hallownest, That Time Loop Glitch, Paste Without Formatting, “relic”, Shadow of the Simurgh, “compassly wrong”, “playing the numbers”, Forest Queen, Vahram A : price point, Bow & Arrow, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire , Charlie, “I'm putting ‘I'm gonna put “Compassly Right” in F tier’ in...

Introducing BoySticklers: the first podcast exclusively designed to fill your podcast hole and align your brain.

This is free DLC for the hit BoySticks double-episode "God of War Ragnarok".

In this episode, the BoySticks discuss the hit triple-A video game "Marvel's Spider-Man PS4 2: PS5", the third game in the Marvel's Spider-Man PS4 series. The devs clearly turned up the plot nonsense way past eleven, so Dylan and Charlie heroically disect every single bit of it in this groundbreaking 4.5-hour episode. Yes, Dylan realized that splitting long episodes in half is kind of pointless. F...

Ring ring! Ah, another fine day on internet dot com, where half of all content is opinions quite wrong. Now pay close attention, for the time it has come... To answer this riddle, despite that it's dumb! This podcast is long, rambly, and extremely unnecessary. Options: (a) "BoySticks" by Dylan Forbes and Charlie Imhoff. (b) NPR's "Up First".

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Great Greagor's Gash! The BoySticks are back, and this time they have a brand new episode format that is sure to disappoint all fans of their earlier work. Additional letdowns include: (1) Dylan forgets to make his great joke "This game is an RPG in the same way that LaCroix is a beverage"; and (2) at no point does either host even mention everyone's favorite character (Medicine Girl)! Of all the...

Cryonis. Magnesis. Bomb. Stasis. Long ago, the four Runes lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Zonai Nation attacked. Six years passed, and my co-host and I discovered a new set of abilities, controlled by a Hylian named Link. And although his swordfighting skills may be great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to engineer anything. But I believe, Link can save the Ze...

Hold on there, buster! I have it on the authority of someone who looks just like Zelda that *no one* is allowed to listen to this episode under any circumstances. (Unless, of course, they manage to bring me 20 Fortified Pumpkins, which are my ultimate weakness!) So yeah, you heard me, back off! Clickbait title: DYLAN ALMOST GETS KICKED OFF THE POD FOR NOT CARING ABOUT TARREY TOWN!!! ARE THE BOYSTI...

Why do you listen to podcasts? For glory? For sport? Perhaps simply to discover that answer for yourself. Join the BoySticks as they discuss the monsters, weapons and 'story' of I Can't Believe It's Not Monster Hunter.

Being new in town is hard for Cloud, who doesn't have many friends. To try and impress 2 of his 3 girlfriends, he decides to blow up a nuclear reactor. Shenanigans ensue.

In this sequel to critically-acclaimed BoySticks episode "God of War Ragnarok (Part 1)", the BoySticks discuss the second half of the critically-acclaimed sequel "God of War Ragnarok". It's all the analysis and antics you know and love, PLUS the dramatic debut of long-anticipated segment "The D Pad".

Recall your Leviathan Axe and equip your Sigil Arrows, cuz today the BoySticks are tackling "God of War Ragnarok". There's so much plot to discuss that they barely even have time to argue over the important issues, like: Is Faye hot?

Join the BoySticks as they make at least one decent point about the sequel to Guerilla Games' "Horizon Zero Dawn" between digressions into physics and human reproduction. Unfortunately the game's MarioKart mechanic is not discussed.