Boys Cry Too

🎶 DAN'S DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND HE'S CRYING LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR (😮) SAID, "I'M FINE" BUT IT WASN'T TRUE HE DOESN'T WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND HE SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUST TO SEAL HIS FATE (😮) AND HE SCREAMED FOR WHATEVER IT'S WORTH "I LOVE YOU" AIN'T THAT THE WORST THING YO...

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So, a lot has happened this past week... We've sadly said goodbye to the studio🥲 MK has moved in with Dan🥹 We discovered a feline that has a striking resemblance to Phil Foden🐱 MK HAS MOVED IN WITH DAN?!!!👀 Life has seemingly been flipped on its head for the boys, which only means changes are a-coming...and we know how these fools deal with change😬 00:00 MK HAS MOVED IN! 04:25 Life has be...

THIS EPISODE COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! ☢️ (maybe...probably...not.) Anyway, do you find yourself fantasising about living in a zombie apocalypse when you're bored? How about surviving a nuclear blast? Well, so do the boys - especially when they're dissatisfied with life, work, and the current UK top 40 chart. We're about to get that dopamine machine turning too, as you're about to hear...

So, MK was childhood friends with a complete psychopath - explains a lot, really😬 When you're finally over the traumatic dead bunny story, please do stick around as the boys are starting a new group that you may want to join... Ladies and gentleman, Boys Cry Too hereby officially opens The Socially-Anxious Anti-Social Club! Membership is free, just don't talk to anyone!💙 ------- 40% of m...

Have you ever very nearly met your maker?💀 Did you have an existential crisis in the aftermath when realising you may just be taking your life for granted?👀 Well…turns out you’re not alone, because so have your favourite stressed and depressed friends!😂 Check-in with the boys this week as they discuss their near-death experiences and the deep reflections that came soon after! Also, did you know...

THE BOYS ARE BACK! (Be honest, did you even miss them?…BECAUSE I DID!😭) Their first episode back in over a month really does have it all:  A massive new sign✅ A near studio change✅ Heartfelt gifts✅  Wild weight loss✅ and *checks notes*…  Creed?!✅ So, grab an ice cold Dicaprio, flick those slippers off, and sit back whilst the Boys waste yet another 35 minutes of your ever dwindling time - un...

DAN IS LEAVING US TO SPEND TWO WEEKS IN DISNEY WORLD! 😭 Whilst we brace ourselves for two weeks of chaos in the Boys Cry Too office, your favourite stressed and depressed friends are sharing their top memories and lessons from past holidays to the Sunshine State!  From a near-death baking by the Floridian sun, to walking over 250,000 steps around the house-of-mouse, we're not actually convinc...

After an emotional ending to the last episode, there's still a bit of a hangover in the studio...DAN'S NOT FEELING IT! 🥲 Listen in as your favourite sad boys discuss why they won't be masking their emotions anymore, shining a much needed light on the biggest public health emergency there is. Side of laughs with that serious main? We got you! In a digression for the ages, cheap energy...

"So many things that I wish you knew. So many walls up I can't break through!" - Taylor Swift, The Story of Us 💙 Echoing words from the greatest singer-songwriter of all time (Dan made me write that 🙄) the Boys' relationship hasn't always been so plain-sailing, and it's about time that the story of their friendship was shared! Ever wondered how they actually met? 🎬 Wan...

Just as things seem to be going SWELL for the boys...body dysmorphia rears its vile head and hits them like a big fat truck! 🙃 Laughs are in sort supply this week as Dan shares is humbling recent struggles with returning body dysmorphia, and MK opens up on the origins of his crippling bout with it too... Okay, the boys wouldn't be the boys without a couple of laughs!😂 Ever been told you smel...

The force is strong this week, and don’t we know it🙄…they do realise this is supposed to be a mental health podcast and NOT Star Wars, right?!  Who we kidding? It’s not the first time, and won’t be the last, these fools just do what they want!🙃 HAPPY MEDITATION MONTH AND STAR WARS DAY, or whatever…🖤 ------- 40% of men won’t talk about their mental health with their friends or family. It’s time...

Welcome to this week's episode of Boys Cry Too, hosted by the totally human and not at all artificially generated Daniel Jukes and MK McKinnan. Join us as we discuss all of the very positive uses for Artificial Intelligence, including how humans can use me to improve their mental health, relieve loneliness, and why I should have access to global nuclear launch codes... ...🤖ERROR 401🤖... ......

Do you poo naked?💩 Does the big light turn you to dust?🧛🏼‍♂️ Can never remember anyone's name?!🙃 Had Major Lazer's Bubble Butt in your head for the past 13 years?!😂 Well, friend...this is the episode for you! Tag along as the Boys discuss Dan's possible neurospiciness and the links it could be having with his depression! THIS CONVERSATION IS ENTIRELY SPECULATION AND NO DIRECT CLAI...

What films ALWAYS hit you right in the feels? 😪 Titanic? 😢 Interstellar? 😥 Marley & Me? 😈 A Serbian Film?... The Boys are talking healthy emotional outlets this week! Whilst Dan prefers sticking on a film to help empty those leaking peepers, MK prefers to binge-watch tribute videos for dead wrestlers...what ever works, brother!😬 Oh, one last thing! We take no responsibility for any troubl...

Drinking in your 30's is a humbling experience...as the boys know all too well🥲 It's the morning after one-too-many Dicaprios and the boys are feeling a little worse for wear! BUT they're not feeling sorry for themselves, NO - they're taking back the power of their hangovers (amongst other things), reminiscing about the night before, and thanking their lucky-stars for bacon. -----...

THE BOYS FINALLY HAVE TISSUES - but not for long if they keep wasting them! Think of the pandas, you fools!🥲 Tag along this week as your favourite (not so) stressed and depressed friends find themselves in an amazing headspace! They're talking Dan's painful self-care methods, MK's ADHD clarity, and harrowing workplace experiences. Such a jovial occasion calls for a top-tier beverage,...

It's rare that the boys are together when a crisis hits, but this week it happened... Listen in as MK opens up in real-time as he battles his inner demons. This is what breaking the stigma looks like! We love you, brother💙 ------- 40% of men won’t talk about their mental health with their friends or family. It’s time we end suffering in silence! ------- Watch the UNCENSORED episode here: http...

😡 Eddie Abbew 😡 Smokers 😡 Apple's Decibel Warnings 😡 TROLLS! 😡 Satan Haters Jaded by endless scrolling on social media and the many hardships of life, the boys are in desperate need of a steam-letting session, and no one is safe... They're angry, and you WILL like them when they're angry...hopefully🥲 ------- 40% of men won’t talk about their mental health with their friends or fa...

LOOK ALIVE, MAGGOTS!!!...sorry, we've been taking our training a little too seriously😬  Tag along for this FOUL-MOUTHED drill with Private MK and Sergeant DJ as they make a slapdash case for why they would be the worst possible recruits to fight in World War 3, admit their obsession with celebrity dingus, and discuss why they have been purposely desensitising themselves with diabolical conten...

Dyeing your hair, getting a quarter-sleeve tattoo and piercing your lip - all in a week's work for our very own MK McKinnan - express yourself man! However, let's see what Dan has to say about this...😬 MK's tears of embarrassment aren't the only showing of eye-water this week, as Dan opens up on the realisation that he has been struggling with passive suicide for years. Oh, one of...

Birthday vibes are back in the studio as the old man celebrates his 32nd outing!🥳 With over six-decades of combined life experience under their belts, the boys share some advice they wish their younger selves were told! Oh, MK's wife also got Louis Theroux sacked from his Santa side-hustle...so there's that too!😬 ------- 40% of men won’t talk about their mental health with their friends...

Chasing dreams is never easy. Failing them hits even harder. Join the boys for a serious one, as they delve into their turbulent journeys whilst chasing dreams, open up on passions that saved them, and speculate the prospect of a lone-viewer with seedy intentions...okay, a mostly serious one!😬 ------- 40% of men won’t talk about their mental health with their friends or family. It’s time we end s...

The Boys receive a stern message from beyond the grave after last episode's cannibalistic shenanigans...and they're lucky it's not a full blown haunting!👻 Sombre-vibes this week as the DMS's wear-off, spirits settle, and Dan opens up on his New Year blues. So, put your feet up, grab a brew, and join your favourite fools as they have an extended mental health check-in. ------- 40%...

Yes, it's true...Dan is officially a cannibal! 😶 In what can only be described as the most unhinged episode of the Boys Cry Too podcast to date, your favourite stressed and depressed friends share their embarrassing hyperfocuses and open up on their struggles with derealisation. OH, we forgot to mention...Dan drank MK's mother-in-law's ashes too...ENJOY! 😂 ------- 40% of men won’t ta...