Biscuits and Backshots

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025) It's the last part of our second filler episode! What happens in this one? ... Donald Trump spreads does a goatse? What?! ... Thousands of republicans also goatse in solidarity?! WHAT?! ~Biscuits

Topics Include: Don't get close to the good piggies, Hogs don't speak, If you don't want to get the cat-o-nine tails then don't stand up, B rating from the health inspector, I can hear the rats And many more! Circa 2024 CE

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE The best way to protect your home from invaders, is to burn it the hell down. Fireworks are a legitimate home defense option. I know, I'm from the future (2025)

Topics Include: I was wrong about this being the hundredth episode, I was also wrong about this being the sixty first episode, Technically this isn't even the fifty fifth episode because of the filler episodes, Oh well circa 2024

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE Warning! This filler episode piece contains hilarious descriptions of grim and tragic deaths, just in time for HALLOWEEN! BOOOOOOOOoooOOOOooooO! Also, even though it's a filler episode and isn't from as far back in the past as the others, you still shouldn't listen to it until 12,022 AD. ~Biscuits

Topic Include: Why do words have genders? What if everybody just spoke English? Why is English so stupid and hard? Why are you going 'cchh', you don't have to do that anymore! And many, many more! Recorded 2024

Message from the future (2025) Geeze, time sure does fly huh? We're already on to the third part of the second filler episode! This one focuses primarily on the Saw films, or at least that's what the title would suggest. ENJOY, PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE!

Topics Include: Golden Toilet, How Doctors Clean Gunshot Wounds to the Large Intestine, Wilin' Jimminy's Coal Fired Crematorium, Doctor Morgue, I'm cooked!, and many more!

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE I'm sure no one will get sick of the way we do filler episodes! Ya know how I know? Because no one listens to this podcast. Not for 9,999 years!

Topics Include: Who watches the watchmen? It's the Phantom Bullet, A magic gun that makes everyone who witnesses it being fired forget, The incredible powerful of genital shots, and many more

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE!(2025) Uh oh! We only did like thirty episodes in the first year! Looks like we're gonna have to add some more filler! After all, if the podcast ever catches up to the present, we have to stop making it! :0 This one starts off with a bit about funny astronaut pranks. ~Biscuits in the future

Topics Include: A cautionary tale about beer pong, Not spanking your roommate's girlfriend hard enough, The look of disappointment someone gives you when you don't haul off on them, and many many more!

Topics Include: politics, the solution to politics, ftp, funniest deaths, least funny deaths, expecting hell

Topics Include: We really nailed it this time, What a great episode, *** diaper, Oh no!, It's ruined!

Topic Include: ATAB, the prevalence of tomato brutality, the fact that nearly 40 percent of tomatoes belong to known hate groups, the main reasons people become tomatoes and why that should automatically disqualify them, the difference between tomato laws and tomato justice

Topics Include: An Old Lady, Fly, Spider, Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Cow, Horse, Perhaps She'll Die.

Topics Include: whiteness, lasagna, crime tips, that skittles commercial where the guy could turn everything he touched into skittles, the terrible fate of skittles man, new worst marketing strategy

Message from the future (2025): Turns out, if you listen to it all at once, it's not that bad of an episode :D Enjoy!

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025): The final part of the first Philler episode. It's a bit wistful. I only wish it could have been dragged out for longer. Ah well, at least now you'll be able to listen to the entire thing with no interruptions. Topics Include: Fried Egg, Root Beer, Grilled Mushrooms, Hashbrowns, Chips On 'Em, a Sad and Terrible Duck Tragedy

Topics Include: What's your dream hell? What would you do if you were Jim Carrey in the hit film 'Bruce Almighty'? How immediately will you be corrupted by power? Drake vs Kendrick: who won? And Many more! circa 2024

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE: This week on Biscuits and Backshots: the thrilling continuation to the filler episode recorded in 2025! How thrilling! This week we talk about Bird Names and what should happen to Kenneth Copeland when he's reincarnated.

Topics Include: When should a trans person tell their romantic interest that they're trans? ... That's it. That's the only topic we did for this one. Looks like the boys are headed into some troubled water. Can they get through it with their reputation intact? Recorded May 2024

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE Hello again from the distant future (2025). We're over halfway through the first filler episode folks! Can you imagine how satisfying it'll be in a month when the complete episode is out? That's gonna be great! This time we talk about how saints work in the catholic faith. We do not at all handle it sensitively. ~Biscuits

Topics Include: Corvid research, A Game Where You Play as Dinosaurs, Backshots Doing His Best To Survive as a Stegosaurus, Backshots becoming the adopted mother of a group of pachycephalosaurs, Basically we talk about a game where you play as dinosaurs for most of it, You could probably skip the first two thirds if you don't wanna hear all that.

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025) Can you believe it? We're already halfway through the first filler episode. How the time flies, huh? This one covers the way in which the Pope is REALLY chosen. Be warned, the episode is not particularly sensitive to those of the Catholic faith. Enjoy ~Biscuits