Biscuits and Backshots

Topics Include: Opening precious metals like they're a piece of bread, Imagining the texture of gold if you were to open it, The weird sort of strings that would probably happen as the gold bends and breaks, and many more!

Topics Include: What if there was another way to make crude oil besides drilling and fracking?, What if there was a convenient use for all those undesirables?, The terrible power of commerce, Troubleshooting mechanical issues with your blood run vehicle, and many more!

Topics Include: The many different colors of Dilly-Do, Old man Dildos from down the road, Come on down to Piggy Dildos' Ice Cream Shoppe, Let Ol' Piggy Dildos sort ya out, sonny! And many more!

Topics Include: The terrible power of God, The unimaginable higher-dimensional kinks of a divine being, Angel Bursting, Auxiliary dicks, and many more!

Topics Include: What if you didn't shit your pants when you died? What if you did something else instead? What if it was something really, really bad? What if it was your grandpa's final moments and that happened? And many more!

Topics Include: Charlie Kirk (a poor choice), The terrible matter of senseless gun violence, The terrible truth that it's totally worth it so that people can shoot each other in good ways, That neck though, and many many more!

Topics Include: RIP Chug the cow, How everyone always brings up that Chug is dead whenever he comes up in conversation, Enjoying everything to the fullest, Milk Lust, and many more!

Topics Include: How thermodynamics affects recreational travel methods, The uncanny force drawing hot air balloons into the deadly blaze, A man who very badly misjudged the right way to propose, and many more!

Topics Include: A man with no skin, The educational advantages of a man with no skin, It doesn't hurt, It still doesn't feel good, Please just learn, and many more!

Topics Include: Count Evil of the United Kingdom, Putting a spoil tip over an aquifer, How the well-to-do-escape consequences, How no one can escape the clutches of Bo Burnham, and many more!

Topics Include: Sensual Vampire King (White), Sensual Vampire King (Asian), Sensual Vampire King (Scandinavian, ie very white), Alpha Werewolf (Black), and many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: When it feels like something you remember has changed inexplicably, How people might misremember details of things they assumed to be a certain way, Nelson Shplendela and his legacy, and many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: Baked goods, Ejaculation, Who gets which nickname for this one, and many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: Pol Pot, Elon Musk, Big Oompah, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Andrew Tate, Your Mom, and many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: Doctor Dre, Ice Cube, Dee Barnes, Theme Park Accidents, Getting Chimped, and many many more!

Topics Include: Donald Trump, The latest rumors about the American President (circa 2025), The incredibly embarrassing last moments of Donald Trump, The terrible GIF of the president's final words, Diphtheria, and many many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: Gloopy Boobers, Sloppy Ploppers, Picky Trickle, Richard Nixon, and many more!

Topics Include: Transgender Animals, Non-Binary Animals, Animals that can switch genders as needed as compared to animals that pretend to be the opposite gender in order to beath the competition, Changing the laws around sports (unimportant) due to the presence of three or four transgender animals (unnecessary), and many more!

Topics Include: Donald Trump's hunger for YOUNG children, the Saudi royalty bribing the American president with a YOUNG girl, the practice of dipping YOUNG children in gold for the enjoyment of the rich and powerful, Baseball Umpires, and many more!

Topics Include: A video Backshots saw, How I use the very thought of this video to upset Backshots, How the woman in the video inexplicably clicks her throat, The baffling way the woman in the video points, and many more! Circa 2025

Topics Include: Another very strange dream, The most attractive Pokémon, The hard call on incest, and-and-and TWINS and other horrors from the 90's, and many more!

Topics Include: N****, B*****, Ch***, Sand N****, G***, Prairie N****, Sp***, Wop, Ofay, Pizza N****, and many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: Are there more pounds of spider or person on Earth?, How many pounds of spider are there?, Can you fit a whole pound of spider in your mouth and eyes?, and many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: I'll be in my office watching pottery videos, Just really into pottery, I mean yeah she's a very attractive woman but it's about the pottery, OK sure she does put the entire thing of clay down her throat and then turn on the pottery wheel but it's not a sex thing alright?, and many more!

Topics Include: Sauce mess, Hooker mess, D*ck Mess, Existential mess, I hate you I hate you I hate you, and many more! circa 2025