Behind Bars: Cocked Tales and Wasted Nights

An LA Story, an evil plan, courtroom drama, TV trouble and an exodus to the mountains Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

A Jehovah's Witness on the Fringe, overuse of the word authentic and its iterations, pre show porn, hashtag life, international shenanigans, a joke is born and we learn something that isn't Louis' thing... Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

A wedding invite, a failure to launch, a premature engagement, and a red-eye to remember. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

A Southern Gent, A Phish Show with Mom, Guns 'N' Doses Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

Headlining for world beaters, an unlucky break, a gig in paradise, a golf cart goof and a brush with Belize's finest. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

A fight with family, a narcoleptic Irishman, urine trouble, a car fire, gun play and a drunken affair. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

Weed and shrooms, blown out knees, crying on the first day, sleeping in a car, and a bathroom cuckold. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

A lewd Applebee's act, a long walk, my rock band, another Stern Show fail and a regurgitation revelation. Buck turns the tables and interviews me in this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOsfyfMoROI Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

Fireworks, a drowned lawnmower engine, a dead dump truck, a broken chimney, a nail gun miss and a Howard Stern Show fail by yours truly. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by s...

Molly and a sock, dreams come true, a squirt-gun fight for the ages, losing money in Vegas, and neighbors to rave about. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

A script snafu, an Entourage encounter, lap dances from a naughty nurse and a trio of fast food workers who broke the camel's back. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

Rappin' with Robin about Biker Bars, Shrooms, Cat Parades and Festive Fingerbangs. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

Screenwriting fails, canine connections and the night the foxy femme fatale walked into my life and how The Enemy busted me right after. Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

In this one, we get the origin story of Dylan's journey from the South to Colorado, a few sweet gigs he held, some same sex lovin', and how he was choked into becoming a DJ! Enjoy! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

For this one, I interviewed"The Producer"; a Babbling Beantown Bombast Brother of mine who talks the talk and walks the walk. A showbiz wiz who spins tales of gold and never lets you get a word in edgewise! But, awe...look who's pretty! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

During my odd jobs survival phase, I got a job I decided would bring me bad karma, and, let's just say, I blew it off! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

You asked, I delivered. Here's an account of a meteoric rise and catastrophic fall in the bar biz and ultimately why I left LA. Not the feelgood episode you may have wanted, but I still managed to wedge in some zingers! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

An interview with a singer, guitarist and founding member of The Young Dubliners! Keith and I wax philosophic about wine, women, song and toilets. Many stories from a many storied career to be had in this one, listeners! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

Part Two of my phone call with Jesse. During our break after one, he got drunker and I ate shrooms, not expecting his desire to have another conversation. So, it's a little all over the place, but I feel in spite of his story repetition, we got some good stuff! A crackhead, a musician, a case of mistaken identity, a radio show reveal, a lost baggie and a domestic dispute. Enjoy! Oh, and stay tuned...

Another Buck Episode. His first interview has been a fan favorite since it went up, so we brought him back for some more yarns to spin. It definitely gets raunchy, and the topics are, shall I say, a little "fluid", and I even got in on it! Listen at your own risk! Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cock...

Due the 'vid, I had to interview my friend and mentor Jesse the Manimal on the phone. What follows is a collection of recollections of our youthful indiscretions! Oh yeah, he was plastered. Enjoy! Counterpoints! Now available on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

So, I "won" a contest, got hammered in the French Quarter, got cock-blocked somethin' fierce and almost put my friend in a serial killer's SUV. Ya know, typical Monday thru Thursday stuff. Counterpoints now available exclusively on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

A Run in with a Young Gun, and some tighty whities any mom would be proud of! Counterpoints now available exclusively on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

My interview with Snap, a former co-worker, manager and now...DUM DUM DUM!!!! A WINE GUY! Oosh. Sorry for the delayed release, had the show in St. Louis with Stormy and had to finish the Just Close It video, now available on YouTube! Counterpoints now available exclusively on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com

Building off Buck's tale, a menage a trois, a decent proposal and a game of ring toss for the ages! Counterpoints now available exclusively on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BehindBarsCockedtalesandwastednights cockedtalesandwastednights@gmail.com