Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Last show of our 2025 tour is this Saturday!! Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report. See us LIVE!!!  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy S...

You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years!  See us LIVE!!!  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy...

Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for free! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy P...

Send in the clowns! See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not...

Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now. See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19....

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not...

Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode... See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...

Support elevator victims making movies: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠⁠ See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy...

To see the worst SpongeBob popsicle, visit https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we come!! ⁠https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠ r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your...

This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom. Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.you...

Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our e...

Not to be confused with GayStop Schiefer Madness Productions appreciates you: ⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠ We're coming to Indy and Detroit next!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube...

Support Xandy's dreams if you want but no pressure: https://gofund.me/9a321873 We're coming to Indy and Detroit next!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowe...

Grab mom’s credit card, we’re going to BAB! San Francisco show is TONIGHT!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!...

We love VPH aka Our Lady of QVC Come see us in California!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok....

I'll take a Dirty Jimmy Carter on the rocks, please.  SEE US LIVE!  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon to send us a voicemail!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream:  twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok...

This episode we learn how to fix your bike's jickle flamber. We're performing in Florida tonight and tomorrow!!   https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon to send us a voicemail!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream:  twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatert...

Don't listen if you have a mealworm phobia. See you in Florida in one week!!!  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream:  twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on...

Be careful listening to this episode while in ketosis. Our tour starts in two weeks!!!  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream:  twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our epi...

No sushi was harmed in the making of this episode. Our tour is guickly approaching!!  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream:  twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episo...

Breaking up families, one listener at a time. Tour tickets on sale now!!  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream:  twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTo...

Our found family includes Voldemort, Snow White, and Rudyard Kipling. See us on tour!! Or are those just wax versions of us?  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream:  twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosand...

Apologies for confusing Helen Mirren with the real star of Devil Wears Prada, Diane Keaton. See Christine and her popcorn pants on tour!!  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream:  twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com...