Bat Minute

Arnold SMASH!

Pam Pam please!

Arnold basically does an impression of himself, some self mockery. ARRRRRAAAAARRRAAGGGHHH! We laugh, but it’s from pain. He discovers that not only is his wife dead, but the only other person he’s trusted has betrayed him. Batman reveals something, however… she isn’t dead! He’s found her and got her back on ice! SHE LIVES! Maybe there's still hope... Returning to our investigative team from every...

I beg your pudding? Watch your language!

Capitalist schemes and animal dreams.

We’re back as the city continues to thaw unabated. The most important thing? THE DOG IS ALIVE! YES! GO DOGGO GO! Shake it! “Looks like it’s gonna be a beautiful day”, says Batman... presuming that this plan of his won't just cook people to death in the streets. Wait a Dune Minute! A case like this requires only the finest of investigative minds, so we sent out the call to our good friend George He...

Trophies for riddles! Get your trophies here!

On today's investigation, Robin and Batgirl go to hack the computer that controls the satellites... BUT THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT UPSIDE DOWN! WWWWwwwwWWWwooooOOOOooOOaaaaaAAAhhhHHHh! Little girls, little boys... what is this, kindergarten? Joining the case is a Bat Minute first timer. We have the queen of comics, of games, of cats and of LIBRARIES - it's writer, editor and podcaster Lizzy Garci...

Aaaaayyyyy! The Dark Knight of Kool!

Everybody is falling, going to die… unless Batman can come up with something! Oh, he does? I guess we should have expected that. IT'S GRAPPLIN' TIME! As a telescope explodes for no reason, Bats drops the scientists off to safety before zooming back into the thick of it! Need a ride? Going my way? Joining the investigation is a man who has a price on his head so large that every bounty hunter in th...

Freeze blows things sky high! Well… uhh… kind of… explodes it a bit. BOMBS AWAY. BATMAN! But do ice bombs melt steel beams? Join the team on our journey through every level of Dante's Inferno! With added telescopes. Back by bodacious demand for one more ninja-tastic crack at the case are Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan of TMNT Minute. GO BATMAN, GO BATMAN, GO BATMAN, GO! The next episode follows on...

Bats asks the scientists if they’re okay and their response doesn’t fill us with much hope really. They don’t SOUND okay! Batman is going to try to save them anyway, damn it. OH WAIT, NO HE ISN’T! To be fair, he's got more important work to do - with mirrors! Back again are Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan of TMNT Minute. This investigation is gonna be bodacious! Bitchin'! Gnarly! Radical! Totally t...

Our swinging scientists call out a dirty fighter! Where's the class? The decorum? Robin goes totally tubular - that is, he takes out the tube... ON BANE! Venom-less or what? It's baggy time. The heat is on for Freeze as Batman raises the temp! Joining this investigation are two totally radical podcasters - we've got Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan of TMNT Minute! Hey dude, this is NO cartoon! The n...

Love's Labour's Clueless.

Dead-On Humour and Horror!

We’re back as Batman dangles precariously from the spinning telescope! JUST LIKE A BAT! I guess it's just one of those days. After freeing himself, our Bruce now has to save the scientists too! Can't a (bat)man catch a break? We've got a brawl! A slobberknocker! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! Back, back, back again is a crowd favourite - our anatopistic, world-hopping, dreamer of dreams and author of awe...

Check out your dad with the swag on the floor Momma gon' brag when I walk in the door Y'all ain't never seen a guerrilla in the mist Walk the line so fine with a blindfold (uh)

Batman finalises his calibration of the telescope… only to be rudely interrupted. It's just not on! Tonight's forecast though? A FREEZE IS COMING! And it's going to send our heroes a-fallin' and a-tumblin'! Back again as Special Guest Investigator and storyteller extraordinaire is the wondrous fable spinning, magical vocalising, Nightmare Queen herself - it's Kiri Callaghan! The next episode...

Fancy a trim?

Bat-themed heating pods? SIGN ME UP! I'll take ten! Though t here’s only eight more minutes until every single Gothamite is an ice cube! Our heroes have a plan. They're going to relay the sunlight from the Congo… via satellite? And mirrors? Okay... Returning from Terra Mirum to once again assist our investigations is the Hufflepunk Queen Bard herself - Kiri Callaghan! The next episode follows on W...

Freeze’s goon leaps from his now icebound machine and seeks freedom. But there is no freedom. Not… from The Bat. Just ask Johnny Gobs! Victor sends Bane to take out Robin and Batgirl, but he himself wants Batman AND he wants to finish the city off. You’re taking on too much, man - delegate! Then again, maybe this snowman melted. Returning for one last chance at The Bat is the Lord of the Merch him...

O ur heroic gang rocket into action on their sexy new rides... BUT THERE'S ONLY ELEVEN MINUTES LEFT! You know what would be terrible right about now? If Freeze's super tank arrived on the scene. Oh, about that... Regardless, Batgirl springs into action. She's on the scene now and nobody can stop her. SHE'S FLIPTASTIC! Back on the scene and turning this into the podcasting equivalent of 'That '90s...

We’re back as… well… Freeze, FREEZES! The city that is! Even the the doggos are no longer safe from his icy touch. What’s this? A new toy… sorry… vehicle arrives on the scene. Make that TWO! MAKE THAT THREE! Stop - BATHAMMER TIME! A veteran has re-joined the fray! The keeper of all of knowledge specifically pertaining to the year 1995 is here - it's Neil Rickatson! He will be OUR Bat expert... FOR...

We meet a lot of people, we drink lots of stuff and have lots of fun...

Batgirl introduces herself to the team... but it's apparently totally un-PC! I'm not sure you really 'get' this, Bats, but okay.  Wait a second - IT'S BARBARA IN THERE?!?!? Who could have guessed, eh? Cut to… THE FROZEN OBSERVATORY! I wonder where Mr Freeze could be hiding… Returning for one last crack at this case is Weird Al's favourite burlesque star (probably) and Speakeasily's Queen of t...