Bat Minute

We’re back as these Korean kings and queens scroll across our screens. Legends, one and all. Oh and a big shout-out to that Xerox, for real. Anybody for Tekken? The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band  Rat Bit Kit  and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror)...

We’re back as the credits roll, baby. The best time of the year, right? You all look forward to this, it's the highlight! From Hamill to Riba, from Ronaldo to Butz, this episode touches on them all. And we never even told you about Tia... The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song i...

As well as discussing the final shots of the film itself the text then continues to scroll on by, giving our investigative team some meat (and names) to sink their teeth into. There may also be a few more exciting insider tidbits... The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by t...

Batman stares into the night sky, gazing upon the Bat Signal once more, ready to renew his vow. He fires his grappling hook and swings from the rooftop, towards our screen… and the credits roll! We’re done! SEE YA! Wait... no... there's more! IT'S TIME FOR THE CREDITS, BABY! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Liste...

Bruce cradles the locket in his hands, still clinging on to a love lost... or is he taking one last look before plunging himself further into the dark depths of The Bat? Meanwhile, on the Mini Titanic: Andrea is attending some kind of swingin' shindig. She ain't feeling it though. Nope. Veils do kind of spoil the mood a little. LEAVE THE PHANTASM ALONE! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat...

Bruce sits feeling defeated. He won the battle, but did he win the war? No. The answer is no. Alfred shows us with his healing balms and... uhh... massage oils? Regardless, his true mission is get our boy back on track, mentally. He's got to sweep that hero complex away! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's C...

The Joker’s scheme EXPLODES onto the screen. The bomb has dropped and the guy is practically laughing himself to death. HE HAS WON! FINALLY! Or so he thinks... Andrea whisks the prankster away for a magical mystery tour as The Bat gets blown into the damn sea! Back at the cave he realises that all is lost. Or so he thinks... The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute...

Even The Joker, of all people, has been shaken by this INSANE crash - for once he’s stuck without a punchline! Andrea pops back onto the scene, seemingly refilled with vigour. She doesn't care that this place is about to blow - it ends here and now! EVIL DIES TONIGHT! Tick, tick... BOOM! Burn, baby, burn. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook a...

The Joker ROCKETS through the skies with Batman in hot pursuit. The pair end up spinning and hurtling toward the ground below! Uh oh! If only Bats knew when to quit, huh? Crash, bang, wallop - what a minute! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band  Rat Bit Kit...

Today, these annoying little planes act like an absolute nuisance. It’s just not on! Our hero knows just want to do, however... and might makes right! BAT SMASH! Joker reveals all - this place is rigged to blow in a mere five minutes! Better clear out of there or your guano is gonna be all over the place! Did anybody call for a jetpack? The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, differen...

Joker goes all Hot Fuzz on The Bat today as he decides to use the Model Village (city) itself as a weapon of war! Our hero comes back with some sick moves of his own however - SUPERKICK PARTAAAAAY! This is a slobberknocker! Time to go full kaiju? TIME TO GO FULL KAIJU! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cav...

Full magic trick in effect - a poof of smoke and Andrea is GONE. I guess Bruce now knows how it feels to be on the receiving end of this. Joker calls out to him from the shadows and just the sight and sound of this clown is enough to infuriate Batman. I'M GONNA BASH YOU GOOD! Let's creep through WB town now... The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Faceb...

Batman basically just throws his damn bike into the giant fan. Nice one. Good plan. We mock but it does get the job done, so who's really the fool here, eh? The Joker runs for it but Brucie boy has other things to deal with first - his love life! HIS ANDREA! She's only looking to turn into Anakin Skywalker though, it seems. IF YOU’RE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU’RE MY ENEMY! What will vengeance solve? Th...

The wind is raging courtesy of Andrea’s biggest fan. If only we all had that problem! I think we need a pick-me-up... Wait… BATMAN TO THE RESCUE! Via motorbike! Will he make it to Andrea in time? She's about to lose her grip... The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the ba...

The Joker climbs to his feet after that terrible blow to the groin. Stay strong, king. Leaping to his defence is none other than his trusty Hazel. Such a devoted RoboWife! WITH ADDED BALONEY! BOLOGNA! WHATEVER! After our Tall Man flees the scene by just leaping out of a damn window, Andrea tails him via the power of smoke. The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Joi...

The Joker has to halt his... uhh... "love party" due to the arrival of… THE PHANTASM! GASP! Say the line, Phantasm - “YOUR ANGEL OF DEATH AWAITS”. YAY! Joker does something a bit rare that shows he might actually be a little concerned by all of this at least - he lunges in for her with a punch! He also blows smoke, apparently... and has an Achilles Groin. The next episode follows on Wednesday. Sam...

Andrea goes all swirly-whirly and we journey through time AGAIN. We're all gonna get travel sick at this rate. In the past we see her approaching her home, shopping in hand. Comical baguettes protruding forth. As she enters her home out steps... THE TALL MAN! That can't be good... Meanwhile, in the present, The Joker is about to get freaky with his robot lady. He likes the way she chops that sausa...

Batman stares at Andrea’s locket. The two of them, so in love. Could she possibly be the villain? Nah, no chance! Suddenly, a phone call. Who's on the line? IT'S THE JOKER, BABY! That'll teach Bats not to answer other people's phones while snooping. Still, at least he's about to get a gift... via airmail too! How fancy. The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join u...

Arthur finishes his explanation for how he’s ended up going down the rabbit hole. It's a bit of a soft excuse though, dude... I'm not buying your innocence here. Oh, you needed some money for the campaign? Boo-hoo. All throughout this sob story he laughs. He cannot stop laughing. THE LAUGHS ARE ETERNAL! Cut to The Bat arriving at Andrea’s window like he’s bloody Dracula or something. Hammer Horror...

TRY TO STAY CALM! Easier said than done, doc. The guy is laughing his guts up over here! The staff  leave Arthur in peace and let the sedative do its thing… but within seconds there’s a visitor. One who stinks of guano. OH NO! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by th...

The Joker has Arthur bent over… NO, NOT THAT WAY! Get your minds out of the gutter.  The devilish one may let out something of a laugh here but he doesn't find this situation funny one bit - this is deadly serious and Arturo is in extreme danger. He ends up in the hospital with a little bit of a giggle. A giggle that can't stop, won't stop... will never (?) stop. The next episode follows on F...

The Joker muses on who could be doing all of this - surely it’s somebody who wouldn’t mind seeing their old pals out of the way… and presumably these two next! Or maybe it's ol' Arturo himself who's been behind it all... RING RING - answer that phone but keep your trap shut about who you're hanging out with, buddy - OR ELSE! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute...

We’re back as Arthur immediately panics upon seeing the one, the only, THE JOKER! Flee, little man, flee for your life - hahahahaha! How about a photo op first though, eh? In fact, why don't we all get to the bottom of this mystery together instead? Somebody needs to look out for cute li'l Bat Boy. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the&n...

Bruce just admits it - yes, he does love Andrea. He flirts with the idea of maybe, MAYBE, being together once all of this is said and done. Maybe the two of them could be like his parents after all? Little does her know what's to come... While gazing at a picture of The Tall Man, Master Wayne gets a sudden inkling... what if this pencil could reveal all... The next episode follows on Friday. Same...

Bruce and Andrea have done the nasty and are now surely feeling incredibly awkward? NOT AT ALL! They're glowing. Beaming. Isn't this all so lovely? Everything has worked out for the best and NO MORE PROBLEMS WILL OCCUR. Right? Well, Andrea wants to know if things can actually work out this time. Will it have a happy ending? Bruce isn't so sure, but will only voice this to Alfred. Things have chang...