Bat Minute

Today sees a  mistreated Penguin man dying amidst the ruins of his broken dreams. I feel so emotional, baby! Before that, he advances on our hero! Batman is unaware as his desperate search for Selina merely turns up a comedy prop. The Penguin picks a comedy prop too! D'oh! Escaping from the prison city from whence she hails for one final crack at The Bat is Molly Bailen of Escape from New Yor...

Selina might be dying on her feet at this point, but it's not stopping her from making plans for NEXT Christmas! Gotta keep positive, girl! She makes plans for right now too - plans to kiss good ol' Max! IN ELECTRIFYING FASHION! Calm those lips! Meanwhile, an old p-p-pal emerges from his damp hiding place... Gliding back into action is Molly Bailen of Escape from New York Minute! Molly A. Bailen -...

YYYYOOOOUUUUU'RRRREEE FFFFIIIIRRRREEEEEED! Vince McMahon strikes! Or is it Max? Catwoman shows what Sesame Street taught her and impresses us all with her counting skills. One life down, two lives down, three lives down, ah, ha, ha! Max pulls the trigger on that gun he's holding. But he's shot his wad. Returning to the investigative crew is Ms Plissken herself - it's Molly Bailen of Escape from Ne...

That little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him, he's gonna do something, and you know it's gonna be good.

Batman and Catwoman are split right down the centre! Good god, can somebody clean this mess up? It seems that they're actually fine. Way to scare us. Bats has developed the ol' 'disappearing makeup trick' though - nice. Sorry, Bruce - your Princess is in another castle... on another damn planet. SLASH! Back to round out this week of investigations is Eric Jack Nash of Watchmen Minute and the...

It's a die for a die and the Bat is ready to fly - via zip wire at least. Brucie boy has Max sorted, done and dusted so his attentions are elsewhere - namely on avoiding an old fashioned whippin'! He offers Selina something new - love and life. Will she accept? Returning to the investigative team is Eric Jack Nash of Watchmen Minute and the forthcoming Almost Famous Minute! It's all happening...

Max escapes the cage! He's safe! Or so he thinks - instead he's pulled down into that suspiciously clean water. The Battle of Arctic World rages on as Catwoman emerges once more and cracks that whip with a woman's RAGE. Joining the team as Special Guest Investigator is a man who's used to keeping Watch on the bad guys - it's Eric Jack Nash of Watchmen Minute! This Doomsday Clock may be a-tickin',...

The Penguin shows his combat skills... which... are sorely lacking. But he's got the passion, baby! The heart of a champion! Batman reveals his secret weapon - bats in the trunk. That's certainly unexpected - to Oswald too, as they send him reeling and crashing to the waters below as Arctic World continues to be lit ablaze! Taking one final swipe at this case is writer, filmmaker and podcaster Oma...

Within the wreckage of the Penguinmobile... Batman finds... no corpse? COBBLEPOT IS LOOSE! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! PENGUIN FROM THE TOP ROPE! It's 'Genuine Freak vs Masked Freak' in the battle of the century! But w hat it all comes down to is: who’s holding the umbrella. Or, you know, the mind control device. Back to round out our Scooby Gang once more (with feeling) is writer, filmmaker and podcaste...

You know the ones.

Circus-folk cartwheel out of the picture and even the Poodle Lady slinks off into the darkness. The Penguin... is alone. He invents a DC Kart Racing video game in the meantime though, so it's not all bad for him. FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! BAH GAWD! BATMAN DECAPITATED THAT DUCK! DAMN HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! Pour a limoncello out for our favourite mode of transportation, people. Returnin...

The Penguin chews like never before - both the scenery and whatever the hell is in his mouth. He knows what's coming, but doesn't want to face it. Max plots his monkey-based escape! Can he woo the simian to his cause? Batman is ready to ENGAGE. Back once more and ready to go ape on crooks left and right is none other than Jake Clark of The Dark Knight Minute ! Jake did not adopt podcasting. He was...

The countdown begins... 10... 9... you know the rest. But Alfred goes all  Hackers (1995) on us and jams the signal, yo! Totally radical, old man. Locutus The Penguin is totally lost! The army turns around... where could they be heading? Aiding this particular investigation is our resident shadowy expert himself - it's Jake Clark of The Dark Knight Minute ! Jake is like both madness and gravi...

The Penguin is gonna lay you all on a cold, hard, slab - why didn't we all support his insane plans, eh? If only we had! As more super soldiers converge on Gotham plaza, two prepare to attack Batman! IT'S A TRAP! The Vanguard Penguin Division prepare their strike and even Max has now seen enough... Somebody has to save our skins - joining this investigation, from stars afar, is our Grand Moff, our...

With a hop, a skip and a jump the battle is ON! Meanwhile, the Batskiboatthingamabob is en route, ready and willing to save the day as only Brucie baby can. The Penguin Liberation Army spring forth from their shadowy lair and descend upon the equally dark and damp streets of Gotham! The end is nigh. Back to take one last stab at this case is the Moonchild herself, Tierney Steele and that enterpris...

THE LIBERATION OF GOTHAM HAS BEGUN! Commissar Cobblepott rallies his troops - the time is now! DEATH TO ALL OF GOD'S CHILDREN! IN THE NAME OF ALL BIRD-KIND! Returning to the investigation is the podcaster who is neither man nor melon, Tierney Steele and she is joined by Gary Roby - a man with no master! Gary is a free podcaster! Podcasting of this quality is painless and it brings on many changes...

The Bat strikes! The Organ Grinder is... ground? I don't know. We're not seeing him again is the point. We get a demonstration of evil from ol' Pengie as he shows Max just what he's going to do with that toxic waste of his. POOL PARTY! CANNONBALL! A certain furry friend re-emerges to ruin the fun, so The Penguin rallies his soldiers for proletarian revenge! Joining the team as Special Guest Invest...

Today sees a little Pied Penguin action as Oswald tells all - leading a children's crusade? Well, kind of! BUT WITH MORE TOXICITY! The Organ Grinder is enjoying a lovely train ride with the kids when he's ambushed by a demon! A MONSTER! HELP! Joining our investigation after fleeing a rolling boulder, surviving a trip over a waterfall and even an atomic blast whilst inside of a refrigerator, is the...

Max reveals the weird thing he does for fun... or something. Being submerged in raw sewage? Okay, dude... The Penguin is game for this idea and chooses to go with it and let the prince live. GET IN THE DUCK, KNUTE ROCKNE! Let's not forget our discussion of the beak's involvement in penguin mating rituals... Returning to the investigative team is the queen of comedy, the great of gaming, the one, t...

We begin this week with a cute duck wearing a hat. It can't go down from here, can it? Oh boy... it sure can! PENGIE IS IN THE HOUSE! And he's snatchin' up yo' kids! To be fair, it sounds like every single parent in Gotham has left their kids totally alone, so they're kind of bad parents. THE GREAT WHITE DOPE IS NEXT! Nobody is spared. Bake on the team is the Sultan of Sweet (Talking) himself...

The revelation is too much for either party to take - Selina has gone so far beyond sanity at this point that I'm not sure if Brucie-baby can reel her back in! As they go to take things outside there's another startling bombshell - KABOOM! PENGUIN IS IN THE ROOM! Amidst the carnage, he ascends to take back what he considers his by right and to punish these puny people! To tackle this case we need...

Selina is absolutely losing it today as she reveals her new plan - to put an end to Max and his evil once and for all! Ms Kyle has lost herself entirely - who is she now? Quick-thinking Bruce knows how to cure her - a good ol' Wayne special. A kiss, that is. But a kiss can be deadly. Wait, where have we heard that before? UH-OH! Returning from the future to aid our team on their never-ending quest...

Selina amps up the sensual, seductive, chat and invites Bruce to join her in the bedding department! Doing it right here in the store? Whatever floats your boat! They're both tired of wearing masks and want to remove their costumes. But... there are no costumes. OR ARE THERE?!?!? In time she reveals her true plan - Max is gonna get some lead! Here to bring his own brand of blue fury to this week i...

The Podcasting Calendar Men Strike Again.

Bruce is face to face with his lovely foe - as is Selina! This bitter sweet encounter turns into a game of tic tac toe! No hard feelings though... or is there? Tackling this minute once again are the most perfect duo - we have the Goth Doctor himself Ash Lerczak and rapper, MC, comedian and vasectomy enthusiast, Rikky Wiley! Which of these is a Bad Man and which stays in and gets called granddad?...