Bat Minute

Tonight, a Dick becomes a Robin - it’s fightin’ time! GYMKATA! As the Boy Wonder takes down the St Pauli Macho Men Gang, reinforcements are waiting in the wings. He may be getting the girl, but will he survive much longer? Joining the investigation today is a new super sleuth and space ranger - we have Robin Garcia of Toy Story Minute! I don't believe that she has ever been to medical school, but...

It's cheat day, losers - yes it is!

Bat Boy in the house! Well, kind of! These ladies are NOT impressed! A scream screeches out and Dick leaps into action - time to become the hero he wishes to be. He follows the sounds and ends up about to do battle in some kind of laser tag arena! Joining the case today is an investigator who has proved to be a roaring success in the past - it's vocal coach, musical director, YouTuber AND podcaste...

Joyriding Dick is running rampant! He ain't in no Jag, baby! HE'S ALL ABOUT THAT BAT! TIME TO SMASH IT UP! His fun is cut short, however, when some '90s honeys don't take too kindly to his little masquerade. Back for one more crack at The Bat are a duo straight out of the Valley of the Demon - it's Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak! Let them show off their boss powers! PUNK ROCK VAMPIRE (BA...

Chase enjoys the jealousy - Bruce envious of Batman? It's not possible... or is it?!?!? We're all two people... apparently. Harvey would totally be into this. Bruce displays the world's first smartwatch as Basil Exposition pops up to say his piece. Back once again are Liverpool's finest - the master of the limerick who's bringing it to you RAW, it's Rikky Wiley! Backing him up is that original cre...

As Chase attends to her stupid kettle, Bruce has a little snoop... and uncovers a super fan! A super fan who thinks he's schizophrenic. You can't have it all, I guess. What crime could The Bat have committed to deserve a life of nightly torture? Sneaking about private property, probably. Returning to the investigation are Liverpool's own Bee Movie heroes. In the (haunted) house is the Skeletone Do...

Thirsty? It's urine time. Hungry? Gimme that Grizzly Man.

A Worry Doll! GEE, THANKS! IT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED! We learn of a red leather book. Will it be important later on? Uhh... no... While we learn of hypnagogic hallucinations, the kettle goes off. Much more important. Back for one more journey through Bruce's psyche is the Mean Ghoul herself, Alyson Grimm! Having escaped The Room, The Shape AND The Maze, who better to team up with her than Robert E.G...

Are you a member of the slacker community?

Alfred's sleazy dungeon is now within Dick's grasp! Like the Prince of Persia, our little Robin leaps and slides and rolls... right down the stairs. Ouch. INTRUDER ALERT! Better tell that worry doll... Returning to the investigation is the Meme Girl Alyson Grimm! Barely escaping from potential Annihilation to make it to Gotham in time is Robert E.G. Black! Jeopardy? This duo don't know the meaning...

Things turn a little Sumerian as a Gozer-like energy entity attacks the city! Oh, wait, that's just flying brainwaves? Nothing to see here then, people - move along. Edward 'Snoke' Nygma sits atop his throne (not made of blood or in a castle of pain) and he is getting smarter before our very eyes! Dick springs into action and shouts VERY LOUDLY. Way to stay secretive, Mr Grayson. Joining the inves...

Does Dick want a nice simple life... or does he want what's behind THE MYSTERY DOOR?!?!? Nygma Tech is unveiled! This guy has really made it now, right? He might as well just stop here. Another unveiling is here in the form of The Box that is not a box. Returning to slap these idiotic families out of their stupor are two top tier talkers - we present to you the talents of Lal Gall and Claire York!...

The doctor is IN.

Watch out for that... podcast?

Criminal casino carnage! Carrey and the crooks crack some faces... as well as their own hands! Two Face is looking mighty stylish though - sparkle sparkle. Meanwhile, Bruce's intellect is being challenged... it ain't just riddle time for the Bat anymore! Or our guests! Speaking of guests, we are joined once again by our very own Birds of Prey - it's Lal Gall and Claire York! Fashion, glamour, rats...

There's only one way to find out... FIGHT!

EGADS! IS THAT THE CULLINAN DIAMOND? Eh, close enough. The raid continues unabated but Alfred has more pressing matters at hand - the ironing. Not one to be outdone, Dick displays the destructive power of Robin Style Kung Fu... on some laundry. Returning to our investigative team is THE Catwoman of Bat Minute - it's Lal Gall! Lal can style, she can blog, she can vogue with the best of 'em - but ca...

Annie Lennox is on hand to detail her grand plan - theft to finance... business. Then, together, they can unravel the grand mystery of The Bat! Along the way, sanctity is violated, coins are tossed... and diamonds are... heist... ed? There is no day but today... and today we've got the very best for you one more time - it's Blake Reilly! VIVA LA VIE BATMAN! AND THE DUCKS TOO! The next episode foll...

Today we got a little something for everybody - it's so... YOOOOOU! And yet, so... YOOOOOOOOOOOUUU! Jeez - somebody stop him! This dastardly duo delve into the pleasures of The Box - this thing is a narcotic! The new plan? Crime. His I.Q. coupled with his AK-47 - that's getting results. Coaching our team on the investigation is somebody who's learned everything about winning - it's Blake Reilly! B...

FINISH HIM! Or so the plan goes. When Bats is weak, he shall be crushed! Whenever that is, of course. The Riddler gets cocky and begins his takeover. This is his town now, baby. Joining the investigation is a mighty one indeed. This man lives for no day but today and is ready to lay the smack down - it's Blake Reilly! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join...

Two Face is furious - how did this quizzical little man penetrate his inner sanctum? The segregated one is ready to end this trickster. The Riddler has a challenge to present, however... KILL THE BAT! How original - yet enticing. Killing isn't enough though - bring on the humiliation! Back once again to deal with these delinquents and to make Eddie bleed green is the Caffine Jedi - it's Stephanie...

With the April Fools out of the way, we can hang out once more with a man who absolutely cannot abide tomfoolery (or buffoonery) - we enter Harvey's hideout... with added Sugar and Spice! So let's hit that grain alcohol (straight up, of course) and chow down on some raw donkey - we made extra, baby. Back to sample these culinary delights and terrifying frights is our Caffine Jedi - it's Stephanie...

The case proceeds and adds in a little danger... BEAR with us, Bee Brethren! Next up to the stand is one Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner CBE... otherwise known as... STING! The nerve on this guy. The trial also takes in a made man in the form of Ray Liotta! He may be packin' the sauce, but Ray is about to get Dumbo Dropped on his butt! Joining the swarm this week are Liverpool's own hive heroes. In t...

Bats (and cats) of the world, unite!

SHE'S ACTUALLY ALIVE?!?!?