Baseless Speculation

Those beautiful boys and girls over at insomniac have been cooking another Marvel game, this time all about the little angry boy Wolverine. Will it be any good? Will the Leaks hurt its performance? Will Spidey show up? Absolutely no idea but let's have a lil chat about it. As far as I'm aware there are no horses on the X-Men which in my opinion is a gross oversight by Charlie Boy. Why woul...

Our good friend Joel Duscher is once again missing in action so we roped in our even better friend Adam to discuss all things Fallout season 2. Will it be good? Is season one good? What is a fallout? Honestly I'm not to sure I've never seen or played it. Adam seems to enjoy it though so that's good enough for me! Horses are unable to play video games such as fallout because they got th...

After 20 long years there's going to be a sequel to the Simpsons Movie. Incredible news... or is it? Let's break it down and dive deeper into Jacksons strange disdain for the first movie. What a fun time for everyone involved, especially you, our beautiful listeners. A baby horse, also known as a Foal, can stand and walk all within a few hours of being born, which means that they are physi...

I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee. What a fun and current reference that we can all enjoy! This week the beautiful Adam stops by andfills in for JD while we discuss the seemingly inevitable Elder Scrolls TV Series... or movie... but mostly series. Horses exist in the Elder Scrolls Universe and therefore are relevant to this episode, so that's pretty fun. These ar...

The BS boys are trying something new! calm down, stop crying its okay! Instead of looking ahead at the future releases, we're going to be looking back at the big releases of anytime before now. So get excited while we talk about the movie that's in a computer or something! Horses have no use for computers therefore do not care about the Tron franchise, which is why Jared Leto doesn't l...

This week we're going full Benoit Blanc and diving deep into the mystery of the latest Knives Out (Dumb Name for the franchise) movie. Who exactly did kill the victim? Based on the one trailer we kind of half watched we're going to figure it out once and for all. A horse would never purposefully kill a man.... Actually I don't think that's true. I think they have many times... but...

Bagpuss! Everyone knows and loves him, What's that? You have no idea what this horrid little British cat is? Well lucky for you there's a big Hollywood movie coming out about him so let's dive deep and figure out wtf this sad little rotten cat is all about. As far as I'm aware Bagpuss is neither a horse, nor does he interact with a horse. But truth be told I have seen pretty much z...

It's no secrtet round these here parts that the BS boys are looking forward to 'Avatar 3: now there's fire blue people!' But what do we think is going to happen? Will it be as good as the first to entries in this franchise? Will it make 10 Billion dollars at the box office? Probably not but let's find out! The Horses in the Avatar universe are known as Direhorse's. They hav...

Look I'll be honest, I know pretty much nothing about Mortal Kombat, while I was editing this and listening to the boys talk, I had no idea what was going on, but I had a good time, and you will too when you listen to this episode, that's the Sanspants guarantee... I think. Horses (Or Heese to use their correct plural term) are notoriously prominent fighters in the Mortal Kombat tournament...

Clayface! That Famous Batman Villain we all know and love. He's pretty cool I guess. Anyway he's getting a movie, and we're gonna figure out exactly what it's gonna be... eventually. We gotta get some hair talk done first, but we'll get to it. If Batman had a horse based villain he'd be probably be the best one and would kill him in like an hour or whatever because horses a...

They're making another Predator Movie. What's it about, the subway guy? Hopefully not but why not talk about him anyway, and when we find the time we'll fit in some discussion on the upcoming Predator movie where we can. Predators would never hurt horses because they are good friends. (I've actually never seen a predator movie, so if one does kill a horse at some point just know th...

Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, now just titled Supergirl is the second upcoming project from the new DCU and boy are we jazzed. What will happen? Will there be a girl? Will she be super? Will Jackson or Zammit have to shave Spider-Man webs into their head? Time to find out I guess! Horses love a Sunday roast. Take them to a pub Carvery and they lose their fucking minds. It's pretty sick. Honest...

FAN TAS TIC FOUR. Hopefully you read that in the way the way the choir sings it from the movie or whatever. Anyway it's been 10 years so it's time for another attempt at Marvel's first family, but will it be any good this time? Let's find out. Do you guys even care about my fun horse facts anymore? I feel like no one actually reads these. But if you do here's a special one just...

Another Hollywood remake and it's bound to be a banger... Maybe. Edgar Wright is helming this updated version of the Running Man starring Glen Powell, but will it be any good? Let's find out. Time for another very fun and totally real Horse fact! Horses have adopted capitalism and as such are being crushed under its weight. Have a nice day. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbing...

It's finally here, the movie we have all been anticipating ever since the post credit scene of Black Adam!!! Lets break down this newest iteration of the worlds most famous super hero! What did we think, did we love it? Is it pretty good? Should you let Jackson cuck you? Find out all the exciting answers to these questions and more in the episode. Fun Fact Superman is not a horse... so yeah......

Look, we might have forgotten to do an episode on Fantastic Four until just now, but that doesn't mean we won't bring our usual high standard of journalistic integrity to breaking down and speculating all about this movie. Get ready for absolute cinema.... The cinema in question is this episode of Baseless speculation, not F4 just to be clear... That will probably be okay I guess. The Fant...

Okay not really. But maybe we did, who knows? The only way to really find out is to listen to this beautiful podcast by three beautiful boys and then you'll know once and for all if we lied to you. There is a horse in a Spider-man movie that apparently has spider-man powers and that's pretty sick. But the Horse is also ridden by a cowboy Spider-man with cowboy spider powers and that's...

Spooky Spooky Ghosts, Spooky Spooky Dolls, and the perhaps the scariest thing of all, a pair of no good scam artists! What is this franchise? What Is next for the Warrens and their long history of being upstanding good people who never had sex with anyone underage. Don't Worry about it. Anyway let's find out. Horse Ghosts are 100% real and if you kill one that spooky mf will haunt you unti...

Jurassic World 4, or Jurassic Park 7, however you wanna think of it, they sure did make another dinosaur movie, but what is gonna happen? Will we finally get human dinosaurs? Probably not but that would be pretty sweet, anyway listen to us talk about that movie or shut up. Horses share 95% of their DNA with dinosaurs. I'll be honest I made this one up, but that would be cool right? Imagine hor...

Skibidi Toilet, the newest thing that is rotting all the brains of those iPad kids all over the world! Apparently it's gonna be a movie so lets figure out wtf it actually is and what is gonna happen in this new Michael Bay Masterpiece! Horses are unable to use regular toilets since they are so large Instead they are forced to relieve themselves out in the fields which is both cruel and gross....

28 Years Later, a movie set 23 Years after, 28 Days Later. Absolute hack. Wait 5 years. Anyway this movie is coming out so maybe Zombies are coming back into the zeitgeist. Did they ever really leave? there is like 1000 Walking Dead shows so who knows, but is anyone even watching them? Maybe but who cares because we are here to talk about a different zombie thing.... some of the time anyway. Horse...

Elio - Pixar's newest adventure about a little boy going to space but there has been all kinds of trouble behind the scenes and potentially the movie has been entirely changed. Can it be salvaged? Will it be any good? What would we do for a million dollars? Come find out I guess. Jackson has sniffed up to 25 horses (Unverified) Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar incl...

Predator Killer of Killers is a brand new show coming out soon about everyones favourite murderous monster, doing what it does best across time, so join us as we barely talk about that and mostly discuss the complexities of cinema etiquette, and Jackson cleaning in the nude! It's a good fun time! Horses have a very low tolerance for dumb people, meaning they would absolutely hate you. Lol get...

We watched the first two episodes, so we might as well finish the season I guess. Can we tell it was broken up and completely rewritten into a different show? Yeah absolutely it's very obvious, but we'll have a good time breaking it all down and talking about Jacksons many many many eccentric quirks. Horses are not blind and do not fight crime. This makes them unlike Daredevil in that resp...

Are movies back? is Marvel back? Are we back??? All these questions and more will be answered (probably not) We saw Thunderbolts Asterix and now we definitively know what the Asterix is for. You gotta listen to find out though. Engagement bait etc. There are zero horses in the Thunderbolts* Movie... maybe. I've only seen it once at this point but like maybe there's one in the background so...