Bad Takes

Hey Guys! We decided to watch "I Know What You Did Last Summer" the classic 90s slasher that will make you...shriek. Join us as we talk about the greatest mystery of all time, how luckily Fred and Daphne are on the case, and why this movie is something else. If any of that interests you, give us a listen.

Hey Guys! Based on Listener's request, we chose to watch the Ethan and Joel Cohen spy comedy, Burn After Reading. Join us as we discuss how all this is random, how hard it is to find a man today, and why George Clooney was born to play this role. If any of that interests you, give us a listen.

Hey guys! This week based on listener request, we watched Dragon Ball Evolution. Join us as we dive into why this was a bad idea, how it could of been better, and how unoriginal this whole mess was. If any of this interests you, give us a listen

Hey Guys! Merry Christmas! We decided to do the holiday classic, The Santa Clause (1994). Join us as we remember how funny this movie is, dissect how dark of a concept this is, and find the true meaning of Mass Consumerism on a Global scale. If that sounds interesting to any of you, give us a listen.

Hey guys! Sorry about the hiatus, but we're finally back! And to kick the holidays off right, we decided to watch 2003's Bad Santa. This movie follows Billy Bob Thornton as the absolute worst Santa you could imagine. Join us as we discuss drinking on the job, terrible adult supervision, and the true meaning of Christmas. If any of that sounds interesting, give us a listen.

Hey, based on listener request we decided to do 1995's Clueless. Listen to us uh...you..know...talk about this movie.

Hey! By listener request we decided to watch the family, comedy Paddington. Listen to us as we discuss how no one thinks this talking bear is weird, how cartoonish Nicole Kidman is, and how we still don't understand British culture. If any of that interests you, give us a listen.

Hey all! This week by listener request/our choice, we decided to watch 1989's entertaining, black-comedy, Weekend at Bernie's. Join us as we disagree about the merits of this movie, compare ourselves to the main characters, spout production facts, and make fools of ourselves. If any of that interests you, give us a listen.

Hey all, based on listener request we watched the 2016 neo-noir comedy, The Nice Guys. This movie is hilarious and truly a hidden gem. Join us as we discuss how great these characters are, a few fun things we missed, and our own random crackhead comments. If any of that interests you, give us a listen.

Hey! By listener request we decided to watch the post-apocalyptic, adventure flick, Hell Comes to Frogtown. Join us as we discuss these TMNT rejects, how consent is no longer a thing if you have a loaded gun, and how incomprehensible the plot is. If any of that interests you, give us a listen.

So based on listener request, we watched 2013's Sharknado. It's a disaster flick involving sharks and tornados...This is somehow not the worst movie we have watched on this podcast. Join us as we discuss physics, shark durability, melodrama, and a few other shark movies. If any of that interests you, give us a listen.

Hey all, this week we decided to watch 2008's Twilight...yep. It stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison, as two teens who are incredibly dead inside. Join us as we rip this movie a new one and try to keep our sanity. If any of that interests you give us a listen.

Yeah so after doing Scooby Doo on Zombie Island, we couldn't help ourselves. We decided to watch Scooby Doo (2002). Its a mixed bag honestly. It's like a MTV college movie where they cut all the sex scenes and added a CGI dog. Join us as we discuss why this would have been better as an adult comedy, how incompetent the characters are, and how better scooby doo movies had just been made. If that in...

Hey! Based on listener request we decided to do the 1949 Noir-classic,  The Third Man. This movie is a work of art that we do not do justice. Join us as we discuss post-WWII Europe, try to remember names, and decipher mid-Atlantic accents. If that sounds enjoyable, give us a listen.

Hey all! Decided to do 1998's Scooby Doo on Zombie Island. Join us as we discuss southern accents, do horrible impersonations, and try not to discuss the live action movie. If any of that interests you, give us a listen.

Hey all! So this week we decided to tackle the 1980 horror classic, The Shining. Join us as we discuss how weird this film is, why anyone would go crazy stuck in that hotel for months, and really messed up fan theories. If any of that interests you, give us a listen.

Hey all! This week, as requested, Jack and I watched the 1988 horror comedy, The Lair of the White Worm. Join us as we discuss the phallic imagery, how little we understand about British culture, and why Hugh Grant is in this movie. If any of that interests you give us a listen.

Hey all! This week we decided to watch the cult classic Harlem, kung-fu, musical known as Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. The movie follows (Bruce) Leroy Green as he searches for the glow, finds love, and defeats a sinister Street Shogun and evil arcade owner...Yep, this movie is something. Join us as we continually compare the movie to Batman, discuss its connections to Busta Rhymes and the Wu-Tan...

Hey! This week we decided to watch 2001's insane, over-the-top, action-packed blockbuster, Swordfish. Join us as we discuss how authentic of a hacker Hugh Jackman is, how John Travolta somehow planned all of this out, and why Don Cheadle is the worst cop ever. If any of that interests you, give us a listen.

Hey guys so in this one we got a little carried away with Scream 5, so we decided to post a 10 min recap of the movie. Its...uh...something. Give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Hey guys! In this episode we discuss Scream or is it Scream 5 or 5cream...whatever. We are talking about the latest scream movie. This movie is crazy, which is why we had to talk about it. Join us as we discuss how everyone in the movie knows they are in a scary movie, how everyone may be superhuman, and why this movie does callbacks pretty well. If you have the time give us a listen.

In this episode, we tackle 1998's sexy, neo-noir, thriller, Wild Things. Listen as we discuss how ridiculous this high school is, how Kevin Bacon goes from 0 to 100, and wonder how old exactly are Neve Campbell and Denise Richards. If any of that interests you or you have run out of podcasts to pass the soul-crushing time at work, give us a listen.