Bad Date Podcast

Eleazar will have you rethinking ever answering a work call on a date, leaving your suitcase in a date's apartment, and prix fixe menu kabobs! And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!

Time for another round of Bad Date Roulette and this one delivers … Taco Bell and carnival prizes! Oh, and then there's Mom. It's great to encourage your children, but there are boundaries - at least there should be!!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

The Hotties are back - and this week they brought backup!  Meredith and Shelly crash the Hot Women Wanted Podcast with their hot take (and hotter stories)! And remember ... it's not me it's YOU! 

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a person who insults your beauty mark, or one who smells like last week's leftover?   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week's episode contains a lot more nudity that most of our podcasts.  Get ready to laugh with us at listener mail and as our guests share some of their unintentional nudity stories, too.  Well, one of them may have been intentional!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a person who takes notes on your date, or a person that ... nevermind, we are not spoiling this one, you will just have to listen!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

What an educational episode with Rosalie! New vocab (hatfishing!), tips on accurate measurements (hint - rounding up is bad) and pre-date Facetime requirements. Your face will hurt from laughing at this one.  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a person who is turned on by blood, or someone who may invite you to join a pyramid scheme? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Is it possible that Kelly can top tetherballs? Oh, just you wait. Ice-T and Will Farrell make special appearances…you will want to 'hang' in there for the big finale!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a person who pretends to forget his wallet, or saves a chicken wing in their pocket for later? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This listener mail story introduces us to Arthur and his cat daddy…in a restaurant. Cat got our tongue? NO - we have plenty to say about this one and bet your nine lives, you will too! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a person who refers to you as "the ugly one" or have a date with a person who gives you a wedgie.  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Just when you think a bad date is universal in any language, this week's guest, Amanda, teaches us how to sign it! Then she explains how sign language helped her dodge a stalky Bobby on campus. We'll even squeeze in a quick trip to the beach and camp before summer ends in this one! And remember .. it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date with a guy who bails on dates that he does not find attractive, or have a date with a dog hater? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week might have you spitting out bad coffee while we laugh about back pew hiccups and hospital breakups. Get your guyliner ready for a wild ride through Part 2 of Margaret's bad dates! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather have a date in a graveyard or date a guy who removed his teeth on the first date? And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

From the Wall of Solitude to the Ft. Lauderdale yacht show, Alex manages to escape some pretty dicey situations on this week's episode … including a one-way ticket to Miami. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  Would you rather date your cousin or someone who prevents you from eating good food! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Are you pro or anti-smoothie? This episode may help you decide! Let's speed date through a game night that turns ugly to losing a TexMex battle at Target! And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!

We are excited to bring you bonus content from Tyann Osborn, co-host of Turn the Page podcast.  After the infamous Cheddars incident, Tyann felt compelled to create a list of 7 rules to abide by when dating.  Listen in as she shares the list!   After you listen, check out tyannosborn.com! And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!

This episode is a real page turner  - and so is our guest, TyAnn Osborn, co-host of Turn the Page podcast. She shares two epically bad dates that take us on a wild ride from Cheddars to the Austin rodeo…with a major blowout along the way!  After you listen, check out tyannosborn.com! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Hotties are in the house this week! The co-hosts and BFFs of Hot Women Wanted podcast take us back to those vivid, vintage pre-cell phone days where we start at Lookout Point and end up in the ER. Come hang out with 2 Julies, 2 Mers and 1 Shelly for 3 Bad Dates! And remember ... it's not  me, it's YOU!

This week sounds a bit like an Australian cirque de soleil - Rebecca brings us train jumping, knife throwing, pub bawling, and jumping spiders as big as your head. In case none of those are your cup of tea, we throw in a little breaking and entering and even a hallucination or two. These Bobbies do not disappoint and take up two full episodes of fun!   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week sounds a bit like an Australian cirque de soleil - Rebecca brings us train jumping, knife throwing, pub bawling, and jumping spiders as big as your head. In case none of those are your cup of tea, we throw in a little breaking and entering and even a hallucination or two. These Bobbies do not disappoint and take up two full episodes of fun!   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Her dating life may have started with spinning on the dance floor, but it ended with marrying an amazing fire spinner. We know you will fall in love with her AND her margaritarator.  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!