Bad Counsel

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From January 2023

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"He was youthful again." "He's a complex little fellow." "It's just that curated image." "I'm the office curmudgeon." "I think about it so much." "What the fuck is Jack saying?" "Are you German?" "What a douchey comment." "That's a point of pride." "I hope so." "Cut the cord, mo...

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Sound Bites "You know, I like hats, you know." "I love them too." "That's a lot of iced tea." "He trusts me implicitly." "I was a child and I matured." "Two fights in 28 years?" "We just don't fight as a couple" "She knows how to manage me" "It totally does reset my brain" "I love musicals" "Wicked is fucking amazing" "It happens every once in a while" "I never fiddle with the hole" "I always sit...

THE GREEN ACRES EDITION! Sound Bites "I just hate parties." "I want to go higher!" "Netflix sucks." "There is no code." "I just shit." "Here, this is gross." "Oh, gross!" "Did it smell?" "That's nasty!" "Get a vasectomy." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sound Bites "I always wanted to disappear." "I love you and you hate me." "It's creative destruction, right?" "Damn it, did you all know that?" "How the fuck did I not know that?" "You are excellent, buddy." "What the fuck?" "That's a long question." "You do not have permission." "That's a friend." "That's it." "You'd like, that's, you know." "That got dark." "That's a positive way to end." "Maybe...

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