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Send us Fan Mail We're ending this season with a sequel of a sequel... and it's also a marriage of our special interests, because not only is it a terrible movie, it stars David Hasselhoff! The best of both worlds! They have somehow managed to take the plot of Deep Blue Sea, and then the tiniest bit of plot from Anaconda 2 Hunt for the Blood Orchid, and still create a storyline that make...

Send us Fan Mail We covered Tall Girl on our Patreon and we loved it so much we decided to cover the sequel as part of this season... We have Dunkleman, we have Steig, and of course we have our tall heroine Jodie. This movie gets intense because not only are we dealing with the school musical... we are also dealing with Jodie's psychotic break. The voices in her head are getting louder and lo...

Send us Fan Mail We have a hunt for the Blood Orchid and a plan B J. Lo... what could go wrong? Oh wait, we didn't take into account the anaconda orgy! Take a trip to Borneo with us and let's see how this plays out. Enjoy Anaconda 2! Support the show Follow Us: IG: @b.watchrewatch TikTok: @b.watchrewatch YouTube: @b.watchrewatch Join our Patreon for Exclusive Content!  patreon.com/BWatch...

Send us Fan Mail We imagine this movie is the result of imbibing every illicit substance available and washing it down with some absinthe. Who knows why they waited a decade to release a sequel and why on earth they made THIS sequel. We were really rooting for Jamie Kennedy, and it's unfortunate this monstrosity ever crossed his path. Do you love museums? Norse mythology? Surreal and cartooni...

Send us Fan Mail The Neverending Story is a beloved masterpiece so they thought surely they could recreate the magic... But they couldn't, unfortunately. The Neverending Story is a mess from the beginning. Bastian is back, yet again being bullied. He is trying to overcome his fears as well as deal with his dad who is only focused on getting laid... There's a new villain in Fantasia and s...

Send us Fan Mail This movie was a real challenge for many reasons... We both watched it, rewound it, and then rewound it again and used subtitles hoping that that would make it easier to understand but unfortunately, we were wrong. There is absolutely nothing that would make this movie make sense... But holy cow did we have a party recording this episode. We were laughing so hard we couldn't...

Send us Fan Mail If you thought Grease was horny - Grease 2 is here to take it to fully hornt. School is back in session and we have a new cast (with a couple of familiar faces) ready to party.  We learn all about the protocol to be a Pink Lady or a T-Bird, we have a love triangle with only two people because someone's living a double life, we have an attempted murder no one seems to mind, an...

Send us Fan Mail We love shark movies, what can we say?  And a great shark sequel?! Sign us up! Deep Blue Sea waited 19 years to make a sequel and it's because they wanted to reuse the whole plot from the first one... We're back with Dr. Misty Calhoun, a shark specialist, and Durant - and evil billionaire with lab sharks who is taking an experimental drug... How do you think this plays o...

Send us Fan Mail We survived the mess that was All's Fair and we are now emerging like butterflies from the cocoon.  Season 9 is finally here and we are covering the best of the worst sequels we could find!  Starting with Jaws 2, the sad attempt at riding the wave of the success of the first one, this movie finds the whole town of Amity absolutely flabbergasted that a shark might be on the hu...

Send us Fan Mail We have finally (thank god) come to the end of this series... The law offices are in total disarray, Liberty is about to get married, Carr is plotting murder, and we have lost all traces of Chase and Milan. We regret  choosing this show, but we don't regret sharing it with all of you. Enjoy! Support the show Follow Us: IG: @b.watchrewatch TikTok: @b.watchrewatch YouTube: @b.w...

Send us Fan Mail We are gearing up for a new season! This new season we will be covering the best of the worst movie sequels and we can not wait to share them with you - so we are giving you a little preview of what's to come! Next week we will celebrate the finale of All's Fair (thank God!) and then we will premiere the new season... so get ready! In the meantime, don't forget we h...

Send us Fan Mail They've officially lost the plot entirely... We are no closer to understanding anything and at this point we just can't wait for this whole thing to be over. The women go to Fashion Week, Dina is somehow suddenly obsessed with adding Carr to the team and we can't figure out why... Carr and Chase start a kinky (but not really) relationship and Allura finally cuts Cha...

Send us Fan Mail Allura is letting go of her marriage with Chase, and he's out to make amends... but he doesn't quite know what that entails. Dina, on the other hand, is not  letting go of Dougie and hangs out with his dead body for an extended period of time. Carr and Liberty are competing out of nowhere, and then Allura circles back to Chase... Enjoy! Support the show Follow Us: IG: @b...

Send us Fan Mail The time has come for Allura and Chase to officially divorce - and we get to be a fly on the wall for the entirety of the negotiations... Carrington and Alberta have a lot of tricks up their respective sleeves to make sure they kick @ss (wasabi handkerchief, anyone?)... but of course Emerald has been digging deep and has the biggest surprise of all.  It all culminates in Carringto...

Send us Fan Mail The Law Firm is bustling... and in all the bustle we get a new side of Carrington. We meet Carrington's daughter, her baby daddy, and her new law partner. We guess they are trying to humanize her, but we aren't sure how successful they are. Also, Liberty has to sign a prenup, there is the worst, cringiest scene involving hair washing, a DUI and a sensual breathalyzer, an...

Send us Fan Mail We're back with our favorite Girl Boss Baddies! Every puts on their detective hats for this one - in some cases literally, because Emerald Green is full Carmen Sandiego mode... Carrington is back all gas and no brakes and ready to burn everyone down as always.  Enjoy Episode 4 of All's Fair! Support the show Follow Us: IG: @b.watchrewatch TikTok: @b.watchrewatch YouTube:...

Send us Fan Mail Were back at the by-women for-women law firm we all know and love...  And things are heating up! The women are trying to avoid aging and doing their best to fight gravity, but are they wasting their time fighting... other women?  Jessica Simpson has a memorable stint as a wife who is looking to get her life (and face) back from her gross husband, Milan ditches Chase, Doug gets som...

Send us Fan Mail Well we're back at this Feminist Law Firm and ready for business! Allura is gearing up for her contentious divorce and getting a lawyer (surprise! it's Dina!), Carrington still has only vengeance on her mind after ten years, Liberty is doubting her perfect man, and the girls all take a private jet for some much needed retail therapy - with a side of revenge, of course! A...

Send us Fan Mail We are doing something a little different between seasons this time... we are covering the Hulu Show All's Fair while we prep for a new season of movies! We were rooting for everyone in this whole debacle - but there's a reason it has 6% on Rotten Tomatoes... But it makes great podcast content! So enjoy this little detour through the high fashion, big money, girl power,...

Send us Fan Mail We are getting ready to start a new season here on the main feed, and we are so excited for what is coming - but today we are excited to be starting a new series on Patreon and we wanted to share the first episode with you here free so you could hop on the train to Nashville over on Patreon! Our Patreon is only $5/month and right now there are 25 episodes and exclusive video conte...

Send us Fan Mail We are working hard on next season, but in the meantime, we are finishing up this season of Baywatch Nights on Patreon and we wanted to share this preview with you! This is from Episode 8: Last Breath and trust us when we say this will take your breath away...  Right now we have 21 full episodes (21 hours!) on Patreon and next week will be number 22 - the final episode of Baywatch...

Send us Fan Mail This movie came to us as if by fate... we had not planned on doing it, and had a few other Christmas/Holiday movies in mind, and we were just going to watch this movie for fun. However, about 10 minutes in we knew we needed to share it with the podcast community because it blew our minds! Even though it's called Elves, there's only one, and he's more like a goblin....

Send us Fan Mail It's that time of year... Where we honor the Prince of Aldovia and his new love.  This trilogy is one of our favorites and we haven't revisited it in quite some time so it was like seeing an old friend. 'Tis the season to celebrate our favorite hype queen, secret acorns, and so many snowball fights... Enjoy this re-edited Episode of A Christmas Prince! Support the s...

Send us Fan Mail We were rooting for you, M. Night! We were all rooting for you! Honestly, we've been in M. Night's corner longer than most people. We really wanted this to be good... But there is no redemption for this movie other than this podcast episode which we think you will enjoy! For as bad as this movie was, we absolutely had a blast trying to work out the logistics of this beac...

Send us Fan Mail This was requested multiple times and we can see why!  A space adventure involving ice, toilets, castration, little ponytails, time warps, and space herpes is bound to be a classic! This gem was a cocktail of everything that makes a great B-movie... the dialogue was comical, the sets were cardboard and plywood, the costumes looked like leftover items forgotten in the costumes ware...