And So It Begins

Where has Mama Toretto been?  Is this actually just a remake of Fast 5? Hehehe no it’s 10. But about half of it is Fast 5. Do you like holding grudges and hate dams?  Then this movie is for you and you alone.

Is Bruce Willis an apex predator? Hehehehe no he's definitelynot. What's up with rich people these days? And by the way, what year does this movie take place? Come find out with us in this episode.

Can an author solve her sister's murder using her "twisty mind"?! Hehehehe NO! She's not qualified. But she is qualified for love. Can a dominatrix also be a teacher?? Why is Missouri the Show Me State? Why are some kids so creepy? Come find out with us in this episode.

Morbius! The original Batman...??? Hehehe no this isn't DC,this is Marvel... or is it Sony??? Is Morbius more vampire or more bat? What is Milo's real name? What disease do they have? Come find out with us in this episode.

Come explore the 2009 classic; Dragonball Evolution withAshely and Caleb as they navigate plot holes, cringe-worthy moments, and ask the questions that need to be asked.

Battleship. A nostalgic board game turned movie... GONEWRONG! Hehehe. Pacific Rim meets Beyblades meets bad acting. There's explosions and force fields and WEIRD thumbs. What's with chicken burritos? Does everyone have "so much potential"? Are these aliens good guys or bad guys?? Come find out with us in this episode. 

Princess Cut... the movie, not the engagement ring....but itdoes lead to engagement hehehe. This is probably(???) a classic Christian romance movie. Would you go to a strangers house for mac and cheese? Why do girls like boys? And is it too forward if I ask to pursue a relationship with you under the guidance of your parents with the intention of marriage? Come find out with us in this episode!

Dadnapped. No Dad's not napping, he's being kidnapped hehehe. This one is a DCOM and if you know you know.  Would you kidnap someone for help with grammar? Why do bad guys hate slime? And are you Zoome enough? Come find out with us in this episode.

Ghostship. You get the premise hehehe. It's equal partsspooky and confusing. Is Hell just corporate America? Is kissing a ghost considered cheating? And are cars a man's best friend? Come find out with us in this episode.

Popeye… the musical! Hehehe. It may not sound like it, butthat’s music you’re hearing. FYI - you will have to put on closed captioning to understand anything going on in this film. What happened to Robin Williams’ arms?  Was spinach the original super food? And what happened to Swee’ Pea’s real muddah? Come find out with us in this episode.

A movie in which the moon falls. Hehe just kidding there is so much more to it! Are you a mega-structurist? Because you might understand the plot of this movie more than we do. But more importantly what is a gravity wave and is Colorado the safest place in the universe?   Come find out with us in this episode!