A Cynical Optimist

Recap of my family trip to Houston the metropolis of soullessness. If you are balling on a budget pick up some Jordan’s at rent-a-center and pay triple! Matthew McConaughey has my dream job being an idea guy!

Valentine’s Day recap and the McDonald’s meal that brings couples together! Violent night movie review! Pixar movies are tugging at my heart strings. A little bit more time travel talk which I get can become to much. Bettering myself is tough because I have Sid Vicious living in my head.

In todays episode we explore the ways in which we can look ridiculous but also stay fashionable. Wether it’s a red boot to look like Astro boy. Or, shoes that get you somewhere 3 seconds faster by putting on shoes that would get you punched between the eyes. Saw knock at the cabin and Batista killed it! But Ron Weasley couldn’t cast a spell to act better! Wal mart closing stores cause they hate ge...

Back with another ep to fuel your boring days! It’s much of the same! It froze in Texas and we had no idea what to do! So we went dumpster diving. A spoiler free wakanda forever review…I promise. The word Riz pisses me off but so do videos of motivational tile guys

Was the green m&m that hot that someone noticed her shoes changed? People got upset about fictional character but again it was Jonah hill. James Gunn revealed his DCU now hopefully Ezra stops revealing himself.

Medicine companies need to change the way they package. Not really but let there be another way to get into the package when you’re sick! These internet givers make me think every situation where I’m in a position to help will reward me with riches! Tom Delonge need a lyric machine to remember to carry him home?

We got another winner of a pod! It’s a road trip podcast with my wife! The sound is meh but work with it cause it’s a good one! I’m trying to be less weird and more welcoming-ish. Who would you rather be stuck in a room with Demi Lovato or Marlin Manson? There was a golden era of music or one of many. And finally we have merch apparently but not actually!

You think we can only have one internet famous person come out of my city?! No sir we have two! Popcorn is the name of the game this time! Door dash employees assume they will be millionaires. The menu movie review is for the first time spoiler free. Lauren London and Jonah hill would never happen but you put it on Netflix and it works! We talk lottery again and how you could get your ride pimped

First new pod of the year and it’s already off to a crazy start! lol Wayne is pro and the F is for how the F@!k did that happen! Nobody has posted that 2023 is their year? So we have just accepted failure? Real estate prices are insane in bigger cities especially when it comes to toilets!

Was I impish this year? Maybe the people who broke into my truck will tell me. Can you make a car that runs off water and air and not be found dead mysteriously? Doubt it! But we will see! I finally gave VR a chance and oh how I was wrong! This is the future!

Tis the season to have a haunting meme our of the nut cracker. Internet givers just need content not confirmation. The YouTube algorithm has got me again! More tipping talk cause you know what you signed up for! Best Christmas gifts from my childhood. We made soft times so here come the soft people!

Music makes me make short films and trailers in my head. Love camping videos but wouldn’t step foot in the woods. Jim Carey is the man and his reaction to dying makes him even more the man!

Kanye west loves a good schnitzel. Bullet train was better than I expected. When your friends were busy as a kid you had to pull then3rd string friends. A little skate talk for the culture!

The podcast wrapped data is incredible and I appreciate all the listens! Turnstile is looking to be the next big band up! Creatures in the deep are there so let’s not fuck with them. I think I’m a funny enough to be on the internet!

Guitar center show offs and I get anxiety if I’m asked to play guitar. RIP to the green ranger. Showed me how to beat up dudes with medallion hearts. My favorite and least favorite Thanksgiving sides!

Ska music is the best even at funerals! Swiftys can change the course of ticket history. Don’t worry darling was decent but they had no frutopia. Banks are the worst with money

My gift gets confirmed once again on this episode! A haircut shouldn’t be as hard as figuring out the metaverse. Tipping comes up again. Sorry. Elon can now do what he wants and that does not include sex with me.

I come to the realization that I don’t need to hear sales pitches anymore. If you’re rich you can definitely have more fun like Diddy! Unfortunately, we lose another legend in the hip hop game. Change is scary but if it came out on a sitcom on the 90s it helped me cope.

We are no longer a democracy but an idiocracy. Privileged protestors show they care by destroying art around other privileged people. Kanye really did it this time. Instagram games are annoying and pointless!

Ticket master can suck my 182 inch blink. Why do celebrities get such shitty seats? Isn’t our childhood sacred enough not to turn into a horror film? And a little bit of optimism on the way out.

Chris Pratt has been an Italian plumber and we just didn’t know it. You can not pay me to pay for someone’s instagram subscription! Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for since I predicted it! Blink 182 is back together and all is right in the world!!

I find my self talking more marvel talk. Community movie announced and I see the light at the end of the tunnel! Does SNL steal sketches? If so I have a few you can have! And lastly, do you want to hear me sing? No? Ok here I go….

My house is a terrarium! Anxiety is a challenge that you can cure with boner pills. Nofx calling it quits and I’m okay with it! A particular punk album let’s me know being alone is ok!

Being a rapper almost seems like a death sentence. Queens gambit was actually good! Let me get the chicken Parmesan hold the NyQuil. At last we finally know that sway did indeed have the answers!

We had a moment with mumble rap and a few stayed and a few well didn’t sort of. Thor and morbid movie review that much like the movies aren’t that bad but also not that good. Maybe the worst pod I’ve edited or put together? But stick with me it will get better!