A Cynical Optimist

Dude Im a great host always delivering on time! Or just maybe a great pizza delivery guy who got into podcasting. Either way, Im here and youre ready to enjoy the easy listening of my voice. Is this type of description working for you guys? should I go back to how it use to be? Maybe I will. Until then enjoy! If youd like to support the pod click here please https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

late episode but good episode. I think. I dont really know anymore but im a consistent son of a bitch! Enjoy the eppy and if youd like to see me eat my weight in nathans hot dogs click this link to support that dream https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

I swear I felt like Ive used this title before but if we have its way back. Plus, its a saying I kinda like so why not use it again. If you find that I did use it again let me know so you can win a prize! You can claim the prize by clicking here https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b also by supporting the pod with that link.

Its another week another pod! Late but still here! I swear I had all intentions of releasing on time but you know how it is. Anyways enjoy the ep like always and if youd like to support the podcast click the link https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b. Appreciate any support! See ya next week!

We made it! the only 182 episode we are ever gonna have. You know I had to blink it up! There some other stuff in there as well but you get it! Anyways another friday another late pod because uploading has became less convenient for me. Still, enjoy the ep! If youd like to support the growth of this pod click the link her to do so https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

episode is late! But what else is new. Also, is this one any better then last weeks? Probably not but I thank you again for sticking with me! I use to give descriptions of what I talked about in the episode but then I would forget. So now I do this. Anyways if youd like to support the pod click the link! https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

No social apps for a week was good. Most people think im missimg or dead. But thats fine. I feel better-ish. Not fully cured but almost. I think. Anyways, another week another ep. This one comes in late cuase well no producer not a real job and its all for fun and free. Now that ive listed my excuses enjoy the episode! If youd like to suppor the podcast please click the link https://gofund.me/d1de...

Recording podcasts even though it feels like your world is crumbling is not easy but I show up anyways. Harsh intro I know but it's true. And if anything I'm a truth teller. sort of. Anyways on time and ready for that ass! enjoy! If you'd like to support the podcast click this link https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

Another day another pod being uploaded sort of last minute. Dude, the old way was better. That's what we say about everything! You gonna miss tik Tok? Yeah me neither. For some reason it's priory number one. When this podcast should be the first thing on the presidents list. Be like the future president who supports this podcast by clicking the link https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

Writing this as am rushing out the door! Im late to work and late to the pod sort of. Either way enjoy and all that good stuff! its not up and stuck as of late but we will bounce back! If you'd like to support the pod click here https://gofund.me/23a8985d

New year late pod all good! You're gonna want to listen to this one I promise! Anyways let's bless this year with a new pod! Thanks for listening all this time I always appreciate! If you'd like to support the pod click the link https://gofund.me/23a8985d lets make it a great year!

Yes it's late-ish but none the less decent! Anyways, Christmas is almost here. Did you do all your shopping? Or, did you put it off last minute like always! Get your shit together man! Go finish your shopping but also listen to this podcast! If you'd like to get us a gift suppor the pod by clicking here https://gofund.me/23a8985d

Close to midnight and this pod is dropping in six hours! I don't love you guys?! Come on! Anyways, this ones a good one I promise this time or your money back! If you'd like to support our podcast and by our I mean mine. Click the link and let's get some actual audio. If you want. https://gofund.me/23a8985d

We are back! Holidays are here and all new stuff to get through! Stick with the pod it's only going to get better!....I hope. Either way new week new ep lets go! Also, yes I heard about her too and that is a lot of money in a year! If you'd like to support the podcast click the link https://gofund.me/23a8985d

No fear the podcast is here! I wish they would go back to the old way of uploading. This way is way less convenient. Anyways, we here every week. Dude, do me a favor and rewatch face off. Right now! Tell me what you think lol. After that if you want to support the pod click here https://gofund.me/23a8985d

This one is way later than any show. I could of waited till next week but I just couldnt do that to you! I know you need this as another drug. At best a cigarette break you listen to for 15 seconds and then wonder if the job you're at is really where you want to be. Either way im here for you dude! If youd like to support the pod click here https://gofund.me/23a8985d Help me bring the show up and...

Dude! I got ahead of it this time! not late! Which is cool for me I guess. You might not notice. Thats cool. I don't do it for you but then I kinda do. 30 episodes short of 200! I dont know if theres gonna be anything planned for that. Just always check in week to week. If youd like to support the pod click the link https://gofund.me/21c3d9bf donate what youd like no problem.

Dude...I know its late again. But that wont make it any less good. Maybe. Either way its a great episode. And if you dont like this one...just wait a week and youll have another one. If you want to support the show click the link https://gofund.me/21c3d9bf and maybe the show will be cooler! Thanks! Enjoy!

Anther episode at the buzzard! This was alot easier on one app but shit changes. Anyways cool stuff on the pod as always umm as the title suggests being alive is tight and will be. As for no enjoy the pod and if youd like to support click the link so we can bring a better show to you! https://gofund.me/21c3d9bf

Trying to get better at posting these pods. I used to be able to post through my phone and that was trill as shit. Now I have to open a whole laptop. Its not tough but its just that extra step. You know? Anyways, enjoy the ep I was sick while recording thats how you know I love you guys! Always showing up!

So yes the podcast was late by a few hours and yes the title is wild. But no fear its just as good as all the others! I think. What does it matter youre here! Now, let go of reality and dive in to the sounds of my slow no energy voice! Oh before i forget if youd like to grow the podcast click the link to donate! https://gofund.me/ec02fbe3

Welcome back man to the shows whos numbers are more up and down then the economy! I think. I dont know much about it but i here its good. Anyways, Heres a new eppy for that ass and if youd like to make this podcast cooler donate here so we can do that! https://gofund.me/ec02fbe3 anything helps!

(Exhales slowly) Rough week, rough year. But Im here for you guys all day every week. well on one day really. but still here for your entertainment. and for this description ive given up on all correct spelling and grammar and punctuations! If youd like to support the pod click the link https://gofund.me/ec02fbe3

We are back at normal volume and again Ricky we are all good! No worries! Im gonna get a new mic soon! I promise! we are gonna get this podcast off the ground! Just wait and see! But until then If youd like to support the pod do so by clicking the link https://gofund.me/ec02fbe3

Ok this might be the worst recorded episode Ive ever recorded. I bought a mic off of the tik tok shop. Yeah! Me! An actual adult. Sometimes, we have to take bets but I think I lost on this one. If you can make it through the whole episode I will enter a contest and announce the winner in 2035! If youd like to support the pod donate to the go fund me here https://gofund.me/21c3d9bf