A Cynical Optimist

The title of this episode would of been a great title for a song the dead kennedys would of made. Maybe even the vandals but i think they already had a song about a burger and anarchy or something. Any punk band from the mid 80s into the early 90s would of loved this title. Either way enjoy the episode and order a burger that you have to order fries seperate!

Jordan, Jackson, J.R. Only the greats get mentioned when the show must go on! I bring it to the people. Even if the people are like 15 listeners! We continue! Enjoy the poddy!

You made it to friday! Another week down as our bodies slowly decay as we walk around in them! Woo hoo! At least you got to live long enough to listen to this episode enjoy!

Super late but super good! I think! Thanks for following this far! I appreciate any listen! Enjoy the. pod!

This is the records of a man who has nothing left to lose. Makes for great pod though. Dude, crazy how things can be so cool for a long time and then change and then that becomes your new reality right?! Anyways, enjoy the pod and remember Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with Spoon engines, and on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a M...

All this time and im still not use to doing episodes like this. I really do miss the old way but things keep getting updated and better in their words. I wonder if people think "why does he still do the podcast?" but then i just continue to do what the fuck I want to do. As you should do as well! Either way, enjoy the episode!

What a week! I have no idea what to say in these anymore its almost as hard as recording the podcast. Recording the pod is not hard at all so thats saying something. Anyways, enjoy the pod and spay and neuter your friends.

Super late but still on time somehow! Those who still listen your the real! Not much to say but to enjoy the pod!

Dude tough week to be a legend! Thats why we always stay mid around here! Either way hope you enjoy the podcast! Enjoy your day and enjoy knowing that hector is going to running three honda civics with spoon engines. And on top of that, he just went into harry s and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS, and a MoTec system exhaust.

News Flash! The podcast is broke! To be fair we were always broke! Been on a streak with posting on time! Hope you enjoy the ep. There is no more link we are gonna try and make it on our own like a single parent.

Dude im exausted but still here. Shoutout to the 5 listeners always for being here! Without you this still would be possible but I would just be talking into my phone like a diary or something. Enjoy the episode! Oh! If you actually came to see the link for the go fund me they deleted my account. Apparently if no one donates to it they feel sorry for you and just call it a wrap. haha fuck. well th...

Im gonna be dead honest with you. Although its 200 its not the best episode. I tried but man sometimes you get what you get. And for that Im not really sorry. There will be better episodes and worse. Either way thanks for listening if you would like to support the podcast click the link below. https://gofund.me/7f8d7c33

One episode away and there is still nothing planned. Might just be a normal ass day as always. Either way enjoy the episode and honestly I dont have much for you as far as a description goes. Just now I finished the Harry Potter series and Im mad that I waited so long to finish it. I get why people love the franchise. Anyways, If youd like to support the podcast click the link below! https://gofun...

This is now what ive realized a manifesto. When they listen to these back they will realize what a genius I pretend to be so that I throw them off the scent of my real crime. Which will be just be rounding up every transaction and having the money go into a fund that will donate to a fund that funds other companies that round up and donates their funds to other donation funds. I dont know I ran ou...

We back but we never left. 3 episodes away from 200! We are on track to being just another pod in the crowd. To celebrate 200 we are gonna do the exact same thing but this time it would be the 200th time we did it! If you want to support the podcast click the link https://gofund.me/e62e4eda

Pods late but whats new! All good we bring it to that ass every week. That was aggressive but you gotta be if youre gonna be the 1,000 podcast to chart on the top 1,000,000. I dont know but enjoy the pod and if you would like to support click the link here https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

Look at me being all responsible getting the episode out on time. Is it weird that ive heard the orgins of bluetooth in the past two days in a row. Also I havent seen or heard of any mandela effects lately. Im still fucked up from chic fil a with a K on it. So it says Chick Fil a. I swear to god it never had a k on the end of chic. Anyways, enjoy the episode and if youd like to support the pod cli...

You ever have a meal thats completely normal to people who grew up with it but it quenches your tastebuds. Well I did a half an episode about it! I found out that if I stand up long enough at a concert it will feel like I got hit by a truck! growing up sucks! Enjoy the eppy and if youd like to support click the link here to do so! https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

Almost to two hundy! Same old host same old pod. Life looking bleek but the podcast will always be here. Listen to pod! Obey Pod! Do what Pod asks of you! If you'd like to support the Pod click here https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b Supporting this pod will guarantee you a spot in Heaven!

The wind in the sails have not slowed down! We are here till the end! Yours or mine! Honestly lets just see how far we can take this. Whats great about these is that no body reads them I can give away a topic of the pod and it wouldnt matter. I can make speling and grammar errors and no one would notice. Its all good Im like batman in the shadows. I am batman. Anyways, If youd like to support the...

Im back but I never left! Missed a week but I promise not to do it again at least for a while! This is free and we have fun. I think. Either way enjoy the ep! If youd like to support click the link https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

I did this episode in one go! Havent done that in a while. Only cause I had to. Cause I love you so much! You get an og epiesode. Enjoy and follow and rate and review and all that good things that make you a good person! Support the pod by clicking here https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

The pod is late but the quality is no doubt slightly better then last week that I can promise. I think. Either way its a goodie! Anyways enjoy the ep and if youd like to see us grow donate to the movement! https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

Dude Im getting ahead of the game lately. Like 2 episodes. Still its pretty impressive. Either way its a great episode! I think I say some funny things and some slighty correct facts! Well enjoy and if youd like to support the podcast click the link https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b

I know the title is wild but trust me its a decent episode I think. I got ahead of the game and posted it early! I feel good about it. Enjoy the episode! If youd like to support click the link now https://gofund.me/d1de3f7b