24 Bauer Party People

These episodes being recorded four months ago really comes into focus as we get a plethora of presidents and a lot of actionable language. In which: Jack invades another country Morris has a cow, man and Dad Bauer wants a Dr Pepper

We begin to count the sharks jumped as the day gets bad and the dads get worse. In which: a duck quacks in very poor taste we get a hot mess and a new Wife Trin and Sam discuss dating strategies and we go back to the goblin mines

It's back! We're back! Oh, dear. The day so silly it made us make this podcast finally dawns. IN WHICH: Jack returns as a creature of the night the accursed Milomancer needs goblins and the day starts with a very big bang

New and returning Party People: it's time again. But what is 24? Do we even remember? Did we ever know? Thankfully, Trin has a copy of Top Trumps: 24 Edition, which can remind us of exactly how Jack became The Saddest Dad.

Break out the Official Presidential Suicide Kit and join us for the S5 finale. In which: - Trin times the President's time-to-nut - Sam says what he really thinks about 100 Gecs - and Jack murders a dude with his thighs

The drops get sillier, the plot gets more convoluted, and we get a real Cinderella story of a Bad Dad Award contender. In which: - Jack Ratatouilles an airliner - silly noises are made - and Jack goes "Oof"

Trin has a soundboard now, and Sam doesn't know what hit him. It's a silly episode, folks. In which: -women be shopping a ludicrous amount -the villain stakes get higher and dumber -and we trade a Kim for a new sinister heartthrob

This one had it all, folks. Robocop, the return of Kim, and, we can't stress this enough, a man being shot in the wife. In which: - it's villain central - Kim immediately gets imperilled - and a man gets shot! In the wife!

You wait all day for a contrived, insulting trolley problem, then two come along at once. In which: -the curtain raises once more on Accent Theatre -there's gas that makes you get funny with it -and actually there is another way

24BPP returns! To celebrate, we blow up half of our main cast and adopt a new Kim to imperil. Featuring: - Boy Kim, the Kim that's a boy - President Palmer, anime superfan - and Trin still mourning the loss of last season's villain

As part of our ongoing mission creep to document the full menagerie of fucked vibes from around the world, we dive into the Netflix original movie about Eurovision, mostly as an excuse to talk about the premiere European convention for some real types of guys. We're joined by resolute podcaster and vibes inspector Alice Caldwell-Kelly (@AliceAvizandum), and we either burn or solidify our fledgling...

It's the season finale, and we've got our favourite lesbian assassins and secret threesomes to prove it. IN WHICH: -we solve the mystery of 9/11 in 24 (it happened twice) -President Boris Johnson -The Dreamworks Of Terrorism

Felix (@mystarlitsky) returns, Sam is a little "Chaos Hours", and Trin is disgusted by the writers like never before. - Amnesty International get a villain arc - Edgar disappoints us - We talk lots about 9/11

We're joined again by our friend Felix (@mystarlitsky) for an episode of lesbians, and killing the president. - the writers say "Sorry for the racism" - Operation: 24 Jump Street - and it's a bad day to be a husband

The writing team takes another swing at the entire plot of Season 2, and we reference a lot of video games. IN WHICH: -ACAB doesn't apply to Edgar -Our villain steals some valour -Love Me Son, 'Ate America, Simple As

We memorialise our new favourite competent terrorist, and start speaking Simlish. IN WHICH: - everyone's piping and getting piped - Jack Bauer: Ace Attorney - this mf said "Ringphone" - and we punch up some terror plans

This season, we watch a scowling man jump a shark for a full day. IN WHICH: - the lowest Time To Torture yet - replacement Kim peril - hypno kink as an interrogation technique - and we have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack

Hey, it's still Christmas somewhere, and so the Christmas bonus episodes shall continue to flow. We've overcome a virus of our own, and now we've got one of the maddest and least competent things put to film to subject ourselves to. We're joined by our friend Felix for a very special episode: yes, it's a bumper bonanza of examining the mind of the hog through religious programming, with Left Behin...

24BPP PRESENTS: The Girl Next Door (2004) Our first Christmas bonus episode! Elisa Cuthbert (Kim Bauer) stars in a high school romcom, as an actual porno lady, in a film that asks, "what did the 2000s hate more: Asians, gays, women, or the viewer?" Tune in to hear: - discussions of how the porn industry works - attempts to fit this into the wider 24 canon - what crime Sam thinks he'll be executed...

We wave goodbye to treasured characters and limbs in another double-length finale. In which: -we explore the Presidential podcasting nook -more awards than ever are granted -and Trin stares down the barrel of the podcast gun

Jack faces his greatest foe yet: criticisms of US Foreign Policy. Is this show secretly good now? In which: -frying pan immunity comes back to haunt us -an MI6 agent kills Diana -Kim grows as a killer -and yet more dads!

Fill your lungs with virus, become the Joker, and prepare to melt! We meet the villain, and he's... Jack Whitehall? In which: -a hotel has a handy Hotel Gun -a whole new formulation of dad -and we discuss 24: The DVD Board Game!

Hear us find our second wind in real time as we ask: whose baby is this, and will Kim orphan it? In which: -President Wifeguy: The Return -Sam talks a lot about Tango & Cash -and a familiar smokeshow reappears!

Bad news: The plot sucks. Good news: now we have an entirely different plot, and maybe this one won't! In which: -everyone knows Andy the torturer -thank christ, Kim's in peril -and CTU Is Fake goes all the way to the top

Already the quagmire pulls us in, as a sweatier-than-ever Bauer tangles with some unfortunately named Hispanic chaps. In which: - Kim Was Not The Impostor - a new type of dad just dropped - and we fire the podcast gun