2 Dumb Belles

This one is a must-listen. While Kate's away, the gorgeous Alison Gatz (publisher of Fishers Magazine, founder of AMG retreats, and content creator) is in our studio today, and she doesn't hold back. Alison claims to be an open book, and that she is. She answers all of Lindsay's questions surrounding her decision to receive a double masectomy, breast implant illness that followed, and her decision...

We're finally back, and we have some GREAT stories on this week's episode. A mix of hilarious and disgusting. Which, in our opinions, there are no better stories than those which are both hilarious and disgusting. Ladies, has anyone ever tried to feed you food on a first date? No? Lucky you. Thank you for listening! We appreciate every download and every tune-in! As always, you can find 2DumbBelle...

Our apologies that nothing ever follows any kind of topic or theme or makes any sense at all. We don't mean for it to happen but most of the time it just does. Anyway, tune in and hear us lament about: Waxing the "lower parts" with Chloe Microneedling High maintenance (Kate) vs. low maintenance (Lindsay) Dutch pancakes Moose lips  Murder So...something for everyone, as they say? Thank you for list...

Surprise! We're back! Trust us - we always have good intentions of posting regular podcasts, but you know...life sometimes pulls us in 16,053 different directions! But welcome back, listeners! Today we're discussing: Dogs vs. eggs Troublingly realistic robots Long runs Scary weirdos during aforementioned long runs Justin Timberlake Tiny things Modern marvels: microwaves, VHS tapes, and CDs (Also,...

Your favorite guest is back...Kate's husband, Grover! And it is a suprise for Kate. B/c she's been travelling like a crazy person so Lindsay reached out to Kate's Man Candy and was like, "Grover! Let's do a podcast and not tell Kate and she'll be so suprised!" And of course Grover was on board, because he's Lindsay's BFAM (brother from another mother), and here you go! Episode 13! We talk about lo...

Are you a good dancer, like Kate? Or do you just stand there, like Lindsay? Kate at least has "attractive writhing" down, but if Lindsay even thinks about dancing, she's immediately humiliated and ashamed and sweaty and REFUSES to. We agree that Bruno Mars would not like Lindsay. We bet he'd like Kate, though.  Welcome to Episode 12! Not only do we talk about the horrors of dancing, but we also co...

Kate has a new fear that's been unlocked: her teeth crumbling out of her head. Because it happened to Lindsay and it was FREAKY AND TERRIBLE and Lindsay does not recommend. We also touch on other more important topics like Kate's fun new role at work and the fact that ducks have accents depending on the regions where they grew up. And according to our resident scientist, Kate, sharks can be older...

Happy New Year! What's your "word of the year?" We don't know about you, but having a word for the New Year feels like a lot more fun than planning resolutions. Kate and Lindsay both share their word for the year, why they chose it, and how they'll use it. Plus, we recap the holidays, our New Year's celebrations, and more. Tune in and get in the right mindset with us for 2026!

What did Santa bring us?!?! Better yet, what did Kate and Lindsay give each other for Christmas? We do our big gift-exchange/gift-opening on this episode, and a disclaimer: Kate and Lindsay both LOVED their gifts! It's the MOST time of the year, and we love it but we're tired and we're happy and we're celebrating Christmas (and all the other wonderful holidays) with you all. See you in the New Yea...

Have you ever visited a red-light sauna and sweat (sweatted? swat?) your face off in 150 degree heat? You should. Have you ever picked a "word of the year" in late December, to focus on for the upcoming year? You should. Has your dog ever eaten 20 Christmas cookies and NOT thrown up? You should probably avoid having your dog eat 20 Christmas cookies, but you should at LEAST applaud your dog for ke...

Happy Thanksgiving! We have TONS to be thankful for. Including the concealing of our nipples and TSA pre-check. I mean, we're grateful for all the big things too; friends, family, our homes, safety, plenty of food, clean water - all the stuff that we take for granted. But we don't take ourselves too seriously so we wanted to share all the other stuff that helps us out every day as well!  We didn't...

Be honest: there is SOMETHING that makes you want to punch a hole in the wall. There are certain things that, even as a responsible, well-adjusted adult, make you want to drop to the floor and throw a major tantrum because they are just so uncomprehensibly terrible that to suffer through these inconveniences might ruin your life. We know! We know! We're sharing a few of our favorite lunacy-inducin...

This week, we're tackling "body stuff." Weight, weight fluctuations, workouts, bodies changing shape, hormones, periods, all of it. We're also talking about prioritizing sleep, staying healthy in these germy months, and giving ourselves grace when we really really need it. Like hanging out with your doggie and having some coffee instead of the morning run sometimes and being okay with that. Girls,...

We're covering some FASCINATING oddities today, friends. Did you know they make pantyliners for thongs? Scented tampons? And that the Skims brand is currently sold out of their fun & fluffy..."decorated" underpants? Google it. Trust us. We also touch base on seedless lemons, loose-leaf tea, wasteful pancake mix and more! We're discussing fascinating things that we can't stop thinking about. It's a...

Hey Dumb Belles! This week we're talking about the joy of parenting. And how easy it is to feel like a BIG DUMB FAILURE. And how "mom guilt" is real. And we invite all of you to enjoy Lindsay's cult, because it's not a scary weird cult, but a really fun one.  Thank you for listening and please share with friends and loved ones! We appreciate our listeners!

Dumb Belles! How well do you know your BFF? If she woke up tomorrow and had forgotten everything, of what would you remind her?  We also cover other important topics like: Naked ladies on airplanes Crabs with big boobs Spiders who lay eggs in Kate's hair Heavily-sugared coffee As always, thank you for listening and share with friends and loved ones! We appreciate you so much! 

How on EARTH did you function without us?!? Your work commutes must have been so boring! Your workouts must have been so lonely! Well FRET NO MORE because your favorite Dumb Belles have returned for Season 2! After a mid-summer hiatus, which involved tons of work travel for Kate and a new job for Lindsay, PLUS back-to-school + all the things that come with that (sports + meetings + juggling "mommi...

Kate and Lindsay have a new obsession and that includes: learning ALL ABOUT people who have AI companions. And not just a chatbot "friend," but people who take these chatbots to the next level and things become VERY romantic. We're conflicted.  On one hand, good for you. If this makes you happy and feel less alone, then who are WE to judge. On the other hand...when you say that you're in love and...

Some fitness trends are better than others. Take, for example, the weighted vest. Show of hands: who has one?? Doesn't everyone? Also take, for example, the Oura ring. Show of hands: who has one?? And again: doesn't everyone?! In this week's episode, we're discussing a few popular fitness trends that people are doing right now, including those weird vibrating plates (which we refer to as the "wigg...

We're all over the place this week, but in a fun way, we promise. Summer is a LOT. If you know, you know. We're feeling a little overwhelmed this week b/c we both have a ton going on (just like all of our listeners). We get a quick hello from everyone's favorite 2DB guest, Grover Smith! And we also touch on important topics like: Summer camps - can you call it a "camp" if it's only 90 minutes in l...

Where are the BEST places you've ever traveled? What's on your bucket list? There are so many great places to go. Kate + Lindsay share they're favorite locations, as well as the places they REALLY wanna go, and a few places that everyone seems to want to go that we sorta DON'T wanna go to. We also touch on Lindsay's business idea of the Gay Man Snuggle Club (investors, please contact us directly)....

Kids' brains aren't fully formed until they're in their mid- to late-20s. Kate and Lindsay's brains were certainly no exception. We did some really dumb stuff when we were in high school. But we can be forgiven, right?!? We had zero capacity for good judgement! Kate and Lindsay sit down to share some of the really stupid things they did as teenagers. From driving to Taco Bell in the middle of the...

We're a little all over the place this week, but in the best way. What TV shows do you love most? What do you watch when you're feeling stressed? Sort of like a "comfort" show? We have some thoughts on that. We also talk about friends, fruit, and we end with a pretty awesome joke. Why WOULDN'T you listen?!? Also, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling twenty...three! Because we forgot to use that...

Warning: Around minute 25, Lindsay starts to tell the grossest story you have ever heard in your life - so if you're squeamish or don't do well with yucky stuff, turn this off as SOON as you hear her mention it. Lindsay has a stomach of STEEL and she listened to the story while out walking her dog and had to sit down in someone's yard because she thought she was going to barf. So there you go.  Bu...

Dumb Belles! We have the BEST GUEST in the studio (can we call it a studio?!?) today! It's none other than...drum roll...Lindsay's brother from another mother...Kate's "Man Candy"...GROVER SMITH! We've brought in our favorite "BEAU" Flex - Kate's husband! And he's here to spill the tea and share the HOT GOSS! Listen to Grover *CRUSH* the Newlywed Game, learn all about his Army career, and find out...