Zombie Eaters Podcast

The boys are back. Long Loins shares his vacation stories, no priest is safe, and other tales of debauchery. 

Bill and Paulie discuss goat yoga, ethnic cleansing, banning bullets, and geographicals 

Paulie and Long Loins discuss picking out an outfit as a man, people who cook food and let their ego think the people who work with them are obligated to call them chef and other zen-like approaches other less entitled chefs take. Later, Paulie talks about his random prom with a Hindu named Swapna Komakula and how he had a boner the entire time. The show closes out with Paulie addressing the probl...

Long Loins gives Paulie the business about his on-again, off-again relationship, the little man living inside Paulie's mouth, and the liberal slant of Syracuse University. Later, they discuss job interviews and jealous friends that turn themselves into jealous girlfriends. 

All the joy is back in this weeks new episode. Enjoy!

Paulie and Billy discuss drunken family stories and life after liquor. 

Paulie's sister pranks Pete Mardukis, Long Loins reflects on a friend. Later, Paulie is all about the Boston Celtics.

Celtics basketball, John Frusciante, and Portland hipster dick heads 

Listen to the doctor, and do not use pronouns

Paulie and Long Loins discuss their favorite dance, stereotypes, guys who like cats and the women they kill, and lots of fun stuff!!!

Phirm & Long Loins return from vacation and are back with a bang. Paulie talks about how he tormented a former co-worker with a dumb mustache named Manoli. Long Loins has a Savanna Affair with a flexible banana, and Paulie wishes Will Smith and the city of Buffalo, New York would kill themselves already.

Long Loins and Paulie Firm discuss weird celebrity encounters in bathrooms, Paulie's hatred of the Los Angeles Lakers, etiquette all around and abrupt endings.

Arby's is a fine first date, never eating ribs like a gentleman, caterwauling bouncing 65 year old village feeders. 

Ponytails, awkward moments, the best Joker, and politics. 

In this episode, Paulie and Long Loins discuss the great Pete Mardukis and how Long Loins got hoodwinked by a Girl Scout. Then, Long Loins presents Paulie different scenario's in life and Paulie explains how he would handle them. 

Paulie and Long Loins discuss Paulie's penchant for little pencils, and how to consider a soft shoulder. Later, they discuss text stress and thinking people are banging Albertsons employees in the bathroom.

Paulie devises a one-bullet solution for the upcoming fiscal year.

Paulie rants about COVID restrictions and a professor with an attitude and a questionable wardrobe. Later, the guys rant about the peanut butter incident and a juggalo that decided to brand himself with something that is not attractive to anyone. 

Paulie and Billy talk about mercurial tricksters, tricking people into being racist, and bad Valentine's Day gifts and girlfriends pooping and farting. 

Bagels, bad football, and durian fruit farts 

Ben and Andrew take their seats in the (ZE) Studio to discuss Pokemon, being told to halt by a real life Jedi, and a bunch of other shit Rosie has no idea about. Later, Rosie's doctor figures out why he's been so itchy, and the ins and out of social media platforms for adult males. 

Long Shanks & Paulie firm discuss insincere advice, Hitler having Twitter and what it means for the rest of the world, and how horrible the writing is on Saturday Night Live. Later Paulie discusses how horrible the acting in Hollywood has become as a result of only talented actors being part of the #metoo movement. 

Billy Long Loins returns from the health and safety protocol and doesn't miss a beat. Paulie and Billy talk about a vending machine in Ohio with chili and sushi, Paulie's recent breakup, and the hatred Paulie still has for hipsters.  cPrYtJQhOjPRsFbxd5SP

You are really going to love these puppies dressed as cats

Paulie and Mitch discuss situations when racism was funny and why it's dangerous to think a girl that's into fluids and does not want to pee and or poop on you is treading on dangerously unsafe waters.