Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

In this week's episode, we are discussing a very serious treatise on the roles of politics, religion, and generalized Authority in our society with the 1981 film "Evilspeak." Just kidding, it's garbage. Special topics for your consideration include: Clint Howard and his teeth, Luca Brasi the pro wrestler, tits and butts, hog rage, and being a pervy baddie bitch. 1981 was a great year for cinema. M...

In this week's episode, we are still working on our cultural relevance by covering another fantastic film from 2026, the Damian McCarthy film "Hokum." Special topics for your consideration include, the body of Adam Scott's work, a deep and abiding kove of folklore, searching the medicine cabinet, children's television performers, just a little bit of tripping, and very bad movies.  Yinz like this...

In this week's episode, we're going down a very silly path with the 1989 comedy/horror film "C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D." Honestly it's hard to believe it's real. Special topics for your consideration include: a shocking comparison to a film we reference too regularly, being a professional hater, weird swimwear, exercise motivation, and sassy children. Hey we did these movies in order! We covere...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the deeply feminist film "The Descent Part Two." Special topics for your consideration include: toilet usage, rampant misandry, a unwilling Nokia sponsorship, bad cops, and shitty baseball geography. It's been AGES since we covered the original back in Episode 116. That was 2017, babies! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a to...

In this week's episode, we are discussing the date movie of the summer with the 2026 film obsession. Are we able to make jokes out of this? I'm not sure, but we're gonna try!  You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We'll have a poll up soon to choose a new action movie in a genre chosen by Ambulance. Allen Ambulance. We are also getting in...

Due to an act of nature we were unable to record this week. Everyone is fine, but you won't be able to hear on thoughts on Obsession until next Monday. In the mean time, we bring you the complete Titanic saga from the Covid times when we lost our gotdamned minds. We hope you enjoy this return to simpler times when the world was collapsing. Is it still? Maybe. But we still got each other. Be good t...

What happens when we are both banned from picking movies? Guess we'll find out next week. This week, however, we are discussing the absolutely inane millennial sequel, "Final Destination 2." Special topics for your consideration include: putting Tony Todd under a bushel, total shitass friends, making babies with a cop (ew), several Devon Sawas, the nature of pigeons, and the most convoluted of plo...

Hoo boy. In this week's episode, we're discussing why on earth Lee Cronin had to put his whole ass name on this movie (wrong answers only). Special topics for your consideration include: bad momming, stereotypical scarabs, ancient languages, claw machine games, and toenail shit. Want to hear us discuss some other Mummy films? We've got Episodes 207, 485, and 547. You can support us at patreon.com/...

In this week's episode, we're mourning the loss of a real one in Sam Neill with the 1981 body horror/psychological thriller "Possession." Special topics for your consideration include: synthwave, sitting perpendicular, ass-kicking chefs, bananas up for grabs, and Cincinnati.  This one reminded me a lot of my favorite David Cronenberg movie, "The Brood." It's Episode 177. You can support us at patr...

Listen yinz, if you are one of those people who feels compelled to leave a poor review for us on Apple Podcasts because we are being too political, you may want to sit this week's episode out. We are discussing the 2020 film "The Hunt," and special topics for your consideration include: deplorables, white elites, Pizzagate, "Mallrats," and some actors we really really like. We've been on a hot str...

Babies, we're on vacation this week! You know who isn't on vacation? Ice-T. He's being hunted for sport in "Surviving the Game."

In this week's episode, we are discussing the granddaddy of all gore and splatter films: the 1963 Herschell Gordon Lewis movie "Blood Feast." What a goddamn delight. Special topics for your consideration include: the study of Egyptology, a confusing timeline, never really having to learn about characters, sneaking up on someone in the flat ground, and r/whybrows. Interested in some other bananas 1...

Guys, before we begin, I need you to know that this is all Allen's fault. This week we're discussing the 2026 film "Faces of Death." Film is a loose descriptor. Special topics for your consideration include: what the kids are on these days, lake life, Budd Dwyer, shitty documentaries, and student films.  You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episod...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the sequel to a movie that we absolutely adored-- it's the 2026 film "Ready or Not 2: Here I Come." Special topics for your consideration include: a veritable cavalcade of beloved stars, shirtless men, the real Satanists, "Warriors"-esque factions, great names for cats, and fuckin golf carts. Did you miss us discussing the first film in the series? It's Epi...

In this week's episode, we are discussing a film chosen for its dubious honor of having an actual 0% on Rotten Tomatoes after release (don't worry, it's up to 9% now!): the 2026 movie "Psycho Killer." Special topics for your consideration include: the shoddiest of police work, using a vocoder in your day-to-day, hand tattoo placement, Pennsylvania lore, and the work of a private detective. I dunno...

In this week's episode, we are going back to a comfortable and safe space for us, the 1980s slasher, to discuss the film "Hell Night." Special topics for your consideration include: Linda Blair's coke habit, the Van Patton boy, confusion over the number of corpses, confusion over a beheading, confusion about a general plot, and Rick James. Want my advice? Go with Episode 192- "Night of the Demons"...

Hey EMTs, we took a vacation this week so we're leaving you with our most recent action movie episode, "Lady Bloodfight." It's the 5th film in the "Bloodsport" franchise and it is terrible, but it's a whole lot of fun to talk about. If you want more of our scintillating conversation about action movies, head on over to patreon.com/werewolfambulance. Outherwise we'll catch you next week!

It's a bait and switch, babies! Turns out it's harder to find our original movie choice than expected, so we called an audible (that's a sports joke) and subbed in the 2017 Japanese film "One Cut of the Dead" and truly what a happy mistake this turned out to be. Special topics for your consideration include: films within films within films, sick t-shirts, poking babies in the face, and truly doing...

In this week's episode we are discussing a newer film-- the 2025 supernatural folk horror movie "Keeper." Special topics for your consideration include: witchy shit, the proper ways to eat cake, pulling a "She's All That," the Sutherland family, and for some reason...Barstool Sports. Osgood Perkins is all right. You can hear us talk about his movies in Episode 161- I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives...

In this week's episode, we are discussing a bit of a snoozefest: the 1971 Vincent Price film "The Abominable Dr. Phibes." Special topics for your consideration include: large adult sons, criminally underusing Vincent Price, being a real good showman, absolutely everything we know about plagues, and hiring an assistant. Want to watch Vincent Price chew up the scenery a little bit? You could check o...

In this week's episode, we are discussing what is regularly bandied about as a slasher classic: the 1979 film "When a Stranger Calls." Special topics for your consideration include: being a cute little baby koala, distinctive art, not letting women do their goddamn jobs, and fantastic mustaches. Want to hear us talk about another slasher classic? You could do worse than Episode 113- "Black Christm...

In this week's episode, we're back to one of our favorite wells of inanity-- the weird Italian shit of the 1970s and 80s. This time it's the 1980 Umberto Lenzi zombie/tits movie "Nightmare City." Special topics for your consideration include: a metaphor for incel culture, tits, being all one color, tits, the Bristol scale, tits, and tits.  This was the first film we covered by this director but we...

In this week's episode, we are taking a stroll down the most toxic of emotions (nostalgia) with the 2025 reboot of I Know What You Did Last Summer. Special topics for your consideration include: men who wear jewelry, an extreme misunderstanding in the nature of a sex scene, podcast awards, and The Cure. We covered the original and sequel of this franchise in episodes 8 and 328, respectively. You c...

In this week's episode, we're discussing a very divisive film: the 2025 remake of "Deathstalker." Special topics for your consideration include: "Clash of the Titans," "Jason and the Argonauts," "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom," "Evil Dead," "Hellraiser," and so many others! We covered "Hellraiser" in Episode 51 and "The Evil Dead" in Episode 281. Maybe start there! The regular lineup of lin...

Trigger warning: a lot of rape talk in this one, thank you so much Roger Corman. In this week's episode, we're discussing the absolute sleazefest of a sword & sandal film "Deathstalker." Pretty much all the topics for your consideration are tits, so... tits! Obviously Riger Corman's greasy little fingers are all over many films we've covered, so maybe just try Episode 219- "Attack if the Crab Peop...