the STAB! show

In this, the number one podcast in all of Zeeland, John Morris Ross IV welcomes Stephen Ferris, Kameron Schmid, Joe-Joe Louis, and Jesse Jones to share their four different BURRITOs, twelve Google searches from the type of person who stopped buying Corona beer because of the Corona Virus, their thoughts on Matt Beck, Susan Birmingham, […]

In this episode of the debatably entertaining STAB! Program, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Christiana Dominguez, David Coleman and Jesse Jones to share their three different AIDS1N1, nine haiku about Cookie Monster dressed tragedy, Steven Langston’s anniversary haiku, their thoughts on nylon, Angelababy, Dord, the Brady Law, Benedict XVI, & Netherlands Ambassadors, craigslist sales […]

In this extremely cheap to produce program with almost limitless potential material and big name guest possibilities (come on Crackle! Pull the trigger!) called STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Jaclyn Weiand, Dylan Thomas Fox, Madie Nishimi and Jesse Jones to share their four different kinds of SPLEENs, twelve Father Earth Google searches, their thoughts […]

In this fact filled and biologically informative episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Sean Crandall, Nick Magavern and Jesse Jones and invites them to share their three different takes on LOVE, nine haiku about a date turned crime spree, their thoughts on the Pale Blue Dot, James Bond, voting machines, Indian Airlines, […]

In this wacky sounding episode of STAB! boring ol’ Jesse Jones welcomes his much more nonsensically named guests Jason B, Benton Harshaw and Joe-Joe Louis to squeak in their craziest accents about their three different HJs, three limericks about new knees, business pitches for a gastro pub whose ingredients are secretly pet foods, a Mardi […]

In this cruel, weird and ubiquitous world, STAB! exists, and in this EDITION of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes guests Melony Ford, Cory Barringer and Jack Brown to share with the void their three different NSYNCs, pick-up lines to and from a junk drawer, Party City, & ninjas, their picks of winners in fights between the […]

In this knotty and twisted episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes pine scented guests Luke Soin, Buddy Dean and Jesse Jones to share their five different LURKs, nine penis spider bite haiku, their thoughts on AIDS, Krueger Brewing Company, Voyager II, Eskimo Pies, the Royal Rumble, and Ted Bundy, business pitches for an […]

Turn up for this latest turnip packed episode of STAB! as John Morris Ross IV invites guests Michelle Petro, Evan T. Lilley, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones to share their four different S#!Ts, twelve slumlord Google searches, their thoughts on royal pelvises, VCRs, Australian Cricket, the Virgin Islands, Elizabeth Taylor, Ronald Reagan, Iran Contra, Sarah […]

In this University of Michigan attending episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes law students Alyssa Cowan, Grant Potter, David Coleman and Jesse Jones to share their four DOOVERs, twelve haiku about grey foxes stalking an old man, their thoughts on Pope Benedict XVI, NCAA Football, breast implants, Wendy’s, China, Germany, Jerry Lee Lewis, […]

In this punctuation free episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones hosts at Danielle Mandella, Jesse Rivera and Joe-Joe Louis as they share their three different BMIs, nine swinger club New Year’s party/Divorce Month haiku, their thoughts on who would win in fights between a chipmunk with seven PhDs vs. a mime with a jetpack, a vegan […]

We usher out 2019 with a big STAB! Comedy Theater family edition of the STAB! program featuring John Morris Ross IV, Nick Magavern, Dylan Thomas Fox, Ruby Setnik, Stephen Ferris, Emma Haney, Court Hansen, Melony Ford, Sean Crandall, Christy Farley, Michelle Petro, Derek Dozier, Bill Wallis, Willie Travis, Cory Barringer, Kevin Scott Brown, Alyssa Cowan, […]

It’s hard to keep track of things sometimes, and sometimes, you forget where they should go. STAB!’s like that, sorta. In this misguided episode, John Morris Ross IV listens to Melony Ford, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones and their three different RESOLUTIONs, nine Google searches from Baby New Year, their thoughts on Freedom of Religion, […]

In this litigious episode of STAB!, senior partner John Morris Ross IV welcomes clerks Nick Coleman, Evan T. Lilley and Jesse Jones to deliver their three different COALs, nine haiku about a church elder soliciting sex with gift cards, their thoughts about nuclear power, Adolph Hitler, South Carolina cesession, ferry sinkings, World Youth Day, & […]

Hey Commodore, you ready to listen to John Morris Ross IV talking to bubbas Benton Harshaw, Drew Absher and Jesse Jones about their three takes on GOODNESS, nine Google searches from Greta Thunberg, their thoughts on Saddam Hussein, Jimmy Dean, Taylor Swift, the clip on tie, Alan Thicke, & Al Gore, the synopsis of made-up […]

For only the most dedicated STAB! Devotees, John Morris Ross IV welcomes you behind the velvet rope to hear Kameron Schmid and Jesse Jones share their two different takes on BACTERIA, six haiku about endangered frogs with semeny pee, their thoughts on London cabs, human heart transplants, Lolita, & the Altamont free concert, reviews of […]

Duck the thunder balls over head in this episode of STAB! as Jesse Jones welcomes Cory Barringer, Jason B. and Melony Ford to share their three different VISAs, nine Aurora school bus driver drinking and driving Haiku, explanations of office politics to a basket of day old bread, panic to a too chill brah, and […]

In this fold flicking episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Christiana Dominguez, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones to share their three different FIGHTS, nine Google searches from Zombie Jeffrey Epstein, their thoughts on the Juan Fernandez Islands, Jamie Lee Curtis, the Humane Society, Toy Story, Black Beard, the Albanian Alphabet, JFK’s Assassination, & […]

Similes, they’re an important creative writing tool. They’re a figure of speech used to compare two things through the use of words such as “like” and “as”. They can be a powerful weapon when wielded properly. In this 200th journey into creative combat, John Morris Ross IV leads intrepid warriors Stephen Ferris, Michelle Petro and […]

Coming up at three we’ll talk to someone dry about something boring, but for the next two hours it’s reportage of the accumulated base hits, runs and other goings on in this afternoon’s base contests, involving bats, and balls. In this oddly out of place episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV takes time to […]

State Capital comedy guys Joe Michael Russ VI and Jerry James have finally opened their own super legit and respectable comedyesque venue SCAB! Comedy Theater! In this strike busting episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes Joe-Joe Louis, Alyssa Cowan, Chad Bogard and Jesse Jones share their four takes on SCAB, twelve Google searches […]

A hearty hail and good day to all the ships at sea as you sail out with the winds of Uncle Sam’s big bourbony breathy on the back of your neck! Go out there and give them ol’ Adolph one on the kisser from all of us back home! In this star spangled episode of […]

Now you just hold it right there ya side windin’, lilly livered, no good low down son of a whut now! Ol’ Spittoon Fists is gonna give ya what for with a rappin’ from these here brassy mits-a-mine! In this haymaker throwin’ episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes cow poke Bill Wallis, Jason […]

So, this is an episode of STAB! And, well, that’s pretty much it. You can listen to it, there’s no video, so listening to it is pretty much it. You can laugh at all the jokes and then, laugh some more I guess, that’s pretty much it. In this episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones pretty […]

For the highest quality editorial eye in the world of wood working magazines, there is no other choice, but Dave Campbell. To choose otherwise, would be to risk the trust of your valued readers. In this finely crafted and meticulously handled episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes craftspeople Alyssa Cowan, Dan Kapr and Joe-Joe Louis, […]

Technology is amazing. And then it isn’t. You get a thing, it changes your life, it makes you wonder how you even existed before this. Then, just 20 or so years later, the thing isn’t very good any more! Planned obsolescence, am I right?! In this magical, magical episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes David […]