The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Hiram's sad origin story, Reggie's awful dad, and how Michael Consuelos needs his own Netflix show.

We're back!!!! After many months of hiatus, John and Kaitlin are back to talk all things maple mushrooms, Jughead's way harsh voicemail, and Veronica's very special uncut gem.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk their new favorite character Chic, the ever-present Army Man, and Hiram's super consistent plan. See ya in July!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Kevin's mom, Glen with one N, and why we really can't ask Cheryl for things.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk key parties, Kangs, and justice for Chad.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Mothmen, Veronica's weirdly helpful economics lesson, and saying goodbye to Earl.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Veronica's marital problems, Archie's adopted child, and Jugitha.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Veronica nonsense, Hiramland, and Barchie's very steamy shower.

Happy Valentine's Day! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Pop Tate, TBK, and why Fangs, Kevin, and Toni are the ideal parenting triad.

It's the end of an era ya'll! John and Kaitlin talk Archie having the time of his life, Choni's official end (?), and how Bughead breaks up.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John was right, but also has COVID. (Send well wishes and time jump theories!) John and Kaitlin mourn Bret, realize Penelope did NOT come to play, and talk Betty and Jughead's spooning habit.

We're back for season 5, baby! The Voyeur is now the Auteur. (And the Auteur is Jellybean.) John and Kaitlin talk Choni's sad split, prom dresses, and Katy Keene crossover potential.

Connor Crews of The Secret Movie Club podcast joins Kaitlin and John in the bunker to discuss G&G, D&D, and a bunch of Riverdale-related "would you rathers."

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk to SURRENDER YOUR SONS author Adam Sass about LGBTQ+ representation in Riverdale and beyond.

It's the season finale! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the Jellybean-is-the-Big-Bad theory, how Reggie's never killed anyone (lame), and Mr. Honey's redemption arc.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Mr. Honey's complex backstory (that we made up), tickling competitions, and Cheryl behaving like a real person again.

On this episode of IN THE BUNKER, John, Kaitlin, and guest Jacob dive into the wonderfully weird Archie universe made-for-TV movie, TO RIVERDALE AND BACK AGAIN.

It's the musical episode, baby! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Kevin's arms, Mr. Honey's tragic musical theater backstory, and John finally getting what he's wanted all along.

On this special social distancing episode, we're joined by TV writer (and John's sister!) Elizabeth Padden to discuss what the Riverdale High kids would do during these isolated times. Turns out, the answer is...fighting a bear in a man suit.

On this episode of IN THE BUNKER, John and Kaitlin introduce Ian to the wonderful weird world of Riverdale.

On this bonus episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin are joined by guest host Stephen of THE BINGING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA to talk the movies, TV shows, and games that are keeping us entertained in our own personal bunkers.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Jughead's bananas plan, Hermosa's amazing head canon, and Donna continuing to be so not chill.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of the gang's insane plan. Seriously. What are they doing?

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Jughead is dead. Or maybe not? Either way, a good time was had by all!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Stonewall's obsession with a non-holiday, that Dua Lipa dance threesome, and Hiram getting up in the gym to work on his fitness.