The Macron Show

I Am A Security Expert Hello everyone and welcome to the very first Mondays With Macron (on a Tuesday) in the brand new studio! This week we meet a top security expert who explains to us how not give out all you information on the Internet and then allow a goose onto your computer. We also speak to a lady who just isn’t interested, a couple who just decided they no longer wanted their cooker, a la...

Mr Whiny Burger’s Broken Bike Hi guys, this week Mr Whiny Burger has a broken bicycle, and you have no idea who you’re dealing with. Also Jeff has a broken marriage, some lady has a broken computer and a company that sells face masks broke it’s promise to a very confused customer. We also get Kevin to sing happy birthday to Carpel and we get Karl to hang up on us, and a whole load more. Don’t forg...

Goose Abuse The goose is back at at it again guys. Welcome to the first day of June. To celebrate we try to help a customer with their speakers by installing a goose that fetches them . The goose also causes another couple to have a complete meltdown for some strange reason, Ray! We also helped an ABC Mouse customer upgrade to our $49 per day premium service, helped a lady to locate her missing dr...

Stupid Ray’s Idiot Birthday – 05/30/20 It’s stupid Ray’s birthday everyone yay! We decided to get together once again, get drunk, make fun of Ray, do some calls. You know the kinda thing. This time we let Ray be Tyrone again, got Kevin to sing happy birthday, failed to get Jeff or the Sea Tac to sing anything and handled a whole bunch of complainers. Then when everyone stopped talking to us we pla...

Chaos Of Black Magic Curses N Conference Confusion – 05/26/20 Welcome to another exciting Mondays With Macron, this time on a Tuesday obviously. This time around things really took a strange turn. Kevin wasn’t in the mood at all today, Jolo agreed to do an entire show as my supervisor (coming soon!) and Karl still will not speak to me. We also met a crazy lady who pretended she was a cop, helped a...

Mondays With Macron On Thursday – 05/21/20 First of all apologies for the lack of show on Monday due to yet more technical issues, we’re now gonna catch up with all the missing shows this month to make up for it. Also double apology as for some reason Streamlabs isn’t showing up all donations on the alerts, not sure if they changed the minimum amount or something but we’re looking into it. Tonight...

Rufus Therapy And The French Connection – 05/11/20 Welcome back guys. Sorry about the lack of show last week, this was due to the remote country of Ireland suffering from stupid power cuts. We hope you’ve all had a great week in lock-down. This time around we have even more great complainers for you including another Doordash customer who could not pronounce the name of the restaurant they ordered...

Ray’s Goose – 04/27/20 We’re back and this time the show lasted for a little more than 10 minutes! Thank you once again to our friends Nemesis and ScorpianQueen for saving the day. This show is packed full of some of the crazies complainers yet including a lady who’s fat pills didn’t work, a shady landlord who wanted his rent payments, another lady who couldn’t handle the automated phone system, s...

The Let’s Try This Again Show – 04/24/20 This show is dedicated to Jak, ScorpianQueen and Nemesis for saving the show. As you may have seen our long standing show machine computer up and died during Monday’s show and we had to abandon it. This show is to replace that show and for Jak’s birthday and also to thank Nemesis and ScorpianQueen who amazingly stepped in and bought us an amazing new comput...

If You’re Going To San Francisco Be Sure To Bring Your Passport – 04/13/20 In case you’re wondering about the show title it’s from a lady who was on this show and genuinely thought that San Francisco was not part of the United States. This is about the level we had to deal with tonight. Firstly we want to mention that our boy Johnny shaved his hair off live on the stream for Macmillan Cancer Resea...

Isolation Party Easter 2020! – 04/12/20 Happy Easter everyone, we decided to do a little extra bonus show today featuring Ron and everyone in Discord mostly calling up even more complainers and trying to resolve their completely unreasonable problems on Easter Sunday. There were way too many crazy ones to list here so just go ahead and listen and we’ll be back very very soon… Don’t forget to get a...

The Curious Caper Of The Contaminated Container – 04/06/20 Another lockdown show and clearly cabin fever is taking affect. This time around it’s Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned and Dr. Charles taking on mostly insane complainers. We finally got Jolo to come through for us and he actually had a live proper rap battle with 50 Cent (Toby) on the air. We also deal with a big bunch of whiny compl...

Jolo Completely Fecks Everything Up – 03/30/20 So this show was supposed to feature an epic prank on our good buddy Jolo which we prepared for an entire day to show you guys, only it turned out in the entire 3 hours of the show he was literally just too dumb to even manage to get in front of a computer or even to open up YouTube. It was quite amazing, instead I just yelled at him for a good few mi...

Ron Fights Back – 03/23/20 Despite being actually diagnosed with the stupid Coronavirus and barely being able to speak Ron digs deep in order to slaughter a bunch of unsuspecting people. This week was a strange one because initially Ron was feeling too sick to do anything and wanted Ray and co to run things, but less than an hour in the control freak side came out and he just took right over again...

St Patrick’s Day In Quarantine – 03/17/20 Welcome to a very special show that was literally planned at the last minute. It is St. Patrick’s day and all the pubs have been closed due to Coronavirus. We have therefore decided to open Virtual Pub and keep you entertained throughout this crisis as promised during our announcement yesterday. In this show we host the very first Macron Show Virtual Pub Q...

Everyone’s In Quarantine – 03/16/20 Hi everyone, firstly if you’re watching this show on the website the YouTube link is for part 1 of the show. We got attacked by hackers after talking about the Coronavirus and had to restart the stream, but the first part is important to see as it contains a very special announcement from Ron. The rest of the show got way, way out of hand. Ron, Ray, Ds, Carpel,...

Meatball Timberlands – 03/09/20 Here we go again, this show features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned, JustDewit and Brent as well as a whole host of the Internet’s finest and freshest complainers. This time around we get a lady who keeps getting her mail stolen every time she buys sneakers, a man who kept opening multiple dating accounts to meet Jewish women, an Amazon customer who simply do...

The Unappropriate Solution To A Time Machine Problem – 03/02/20 Wow another show that got utterly and totally out of control. I don’t even know where to begin with this one. Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Munch, Munsoned and JustDewit take on one of the largest steaming piles of pure complainer nonsense that’s ever been tackled on this show. Right at the start we get a guy fired for live streaming people’s...

Complaining About Complainers – 02/24/20 So we’ve had a few complaints here at the corporate office that we haven’t been doing enough complainer calls lately, which is ironic. Just don’t come crying back to us when there’s a bunch of women peddling cheap Chinese jewellery all over the place. In this show Ron, Ray, Ds, Carpel, Brent, Munch, and JustDewit call a whole bunch of crazy and angry compla...

Tig Ol’ President Bitties Day – 02/17/20 Apparently it’s President’s Day. We didn’t find this out until after the show had started however please assume that that Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, IGotMunsoned, Munch_Magash and Britney meant to do a special holiday show just for you guys! In this show we mostly completely disrupt and annoy really stupid people selling cheap tacky jewellery on Facebook Live an...

Ron In Quarantine – 02/10/20 After contracting a mysterious virus Ron is taken away to an undisclosed location by some shady government men and locked up in quarantine. Despite this minor setback we did try to make a regular show go ahead but it ended up being disrupted by weird nurses in hazmat suits and some kind of zombie apocalypse. We did still manage to get some good complainer calls in and...

Drax Vs The 49ers – 02/03/20 Another one of those shows that really got out of control for some reason. In this episode Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, IGotMunsoned and DownSouth take on a bunch of complainers, including one guy who sure would make a great voice actor in something! We also shut off some more services for ungrateful phone customers, give out some fantastic advice about managing your online a...

What A Wonderful – 01/27/20 This show features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Brent and for the first time ever on a live show IGotMunsoned. This is yet another show that really got out of control in places. We got yelled at by a lady who did not want to be charged for service from Microsoft, we made a guy sing for $20,000, we disconnected some ungrateful people’s phone services, Ron calls into a radio sho...

The Teddy Bear’s Picnic – 01/20/20 God help you if you know where we got the name of this show from. This one features Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel and Brent, and also Kevin. This time around we make sweet music with Kevin (as Ray jerks him off) and we also get Phil to appear on a rap song. We spoke to a very angry man who couldn’t understand why everyone kept falling asleep on him, we disconnect some ver...

A Bunch Of Malarkey – 01/13/20 I have to apologise in advance that during this show poor sweet gentle Ron, Ray, DS, Carpel, Brent and JustDewit and subjected to repeated and horrific racism, sexism, homophobia and general abuse. For some reason the complainers were all fired up today including a very confused Ebay customer who was trying to sell stuff, a woman who’s racist comments got her daughte...