The Horror Virgin

"Get Home Safe" Join Mikey and Todd at this like cool basement where we can like party without or parents and stuff.  The lady that owns the place?  She's cool.  Don't worry about her.  She was passing out hella shots... I'm getting a little sleepy. I sure hope Paige gets here in time to save the day. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVi...

"Playtime is over." Join Paige and Mikey while they try to convince Todd that the whole podcast is just a game of tag.  Let see if they can keep up the ruse long enough to get them all to safety before the US military starts killing podcast hosts... Again. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Ma  (2019) See...

"This time there are no Interviews" Join the Gang while we dive deep into all things Vampire.  We also discuss this batshit insane movie and why it is as truly awful as it is.  Enjoy!! Up next: Little Monsters  (2019) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Calif...

"Podcast makes me feel good!!!" No spook, specter, or haunt will ever be safe again. Catching the un-dead is their life. It's not a pretty job, especially the way THEY do it, but somebody has to. Enjoy this 2 hours + deep dive on the 1984 classic Ghostbusters. Up next: Queen of the Damned  (2002) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitt...

"You'll all be guilty, and you're doing it for nothing! Killing me won't bring back your goddamn Podcast!" Join Todd and Mikey while they go in search of a lost little girl.  That may or may not be Mikey's long-lost daughter.  Will Mikey find the girl, get back his engagement ring, and get off the island with Tod before Paige has them both "Wickermaned".  Find out now! Up next: Ghos...

"When you talk to the other Pod, you never know who will be listening." In this episode, Mikey and Todd try to book an appointment with a Nazi optometrist.  Paige has to slap the planchet out of their hands because she knows better. Up next: Wicker Man  (2006) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy...

"They don't call It the Pod for nothing" In this episode, Paige explains to Mikey and Todd what it is really like to become a young woman.  All while they break down this coming-of-age tale scene by scene.  It's clear Mikey and Todd had a lot of learning to do.  Enjoy. Up next: Ouija - Origin of Evil (2016) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorV...

"And a Pod shall lead them..." Join the Gang while we try to escape Gatlin.  Will Todd end up on a Corncross?  Will Paige make it out alive? Will Mikey be super excited he can just HAYMAKER kids guilt-free?  Find out now. Up next: Ginger Snaps (2000) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at ht...

"Just like Home Alone... If Home Alone was Terrible" Join the gang while we try to figure out what the hell is happening in this fever dream nightmare of a movie Up next: Children of the Corn (1984) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://ar...

"No one knows you're up there." Join Paige Mikey and Todd while we try to squeeze in one last run on our ski day. Will Todd jump and break both of his legs? Will Mikey American Ninja Warrior his way to freedom?  Will paige just chill out until the chair drops her off at almost ground level?  Find out now Up next: Antlers (2021) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Fo...

"The Curse of the Nazi Gold" Join the gang while we vacation at our friends Norwegian cabin.  Will Mikey have sex in an outhouse?  Will Todd do some SICK TRICKS off his snowmobile? will Paige make it out alive....  Find out now Up next: Frozen (2010) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at ht...

"Slay, Pod, Slay" In this episode, the gang goes to Hawthorne College to see if we can find out why all the men are crazy murderers or something. We assume the boys just got WAY too into The Joe Rogan Experience and Float Tanks.  Will we solve the mystery before time runs out?  Find out now. Up next: Dead Snow (2009) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @Ho...

"The sands will rise. The heavens will part. The Pod will be unleashed." In this episode, the gang travels deep into the desert to find Podunaptra to fight scarabs, undead Egyptian soldiers, and even Imhotep himself.  All to save the world from certain destruction or whatever. Up next: Black Christmas (2019) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Fa...

"First they Greet you.  Then they make you watch a terrible movie and gaslight you until you agree with them to get Mikey to stop talking about it" In this episode, the Gang is forced to watch Blood Diner.  Will Paige ever recover from the OBVIOUS production issues captured on film, Will Todd legit throw up because this movie is next-level gross?  Will Mikey win his wrestling bout w...

"Solve the Puzzle. Escape the Room. Listen to the Pod or die." In this episode the gang finds themselves locked in a never-ending podcast where they have to solve the clues or be doomed to record at least one episode a week until they die.  It's been over 3 years and they are still at it.  Don't worry, I don't think they are going to solve it anytime soon. Up next: Blood Diner (1987) Hel...

"You'll simply never understand the true nature of Podcasting." In this episode, we take a deep dive into one of Paige's favorite bonkers movies.  Will Todd make it out of the Horny Musical alive? Will Paige drop some amazing facts on us all? Will Mikey offend all of Scotland?  Find out now. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.co...

"Witchcraft enters the Podcast age, and a different terror begins." Please enjoy this exclusive audio from our Halloween live show last year!  This was previously unavailable to people who didn't virtually attend that event, but the time has come to share this madness with the world!!!  Enjoy! Up Tomorrow: The Wicker Man (1973) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Fo...

"Pod Dies Tonight!" In this episode, the gang goes back to Haddonfield.  Will we join a mob and take out our vengeance on Michael?  Will the director do a complete 180 and make Michael fully immortal? Will Todd refer to Michael as Jason more than once?  Find out now! Up next: The Wicker Man (1973) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Fac...

"Someone new has joined the pod" Join the gang while we talk about the movie host for a LOT longer than the actual runtime of the movie. Up next: Halloween (2021) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

"Some Pods Are Real" In this movie, we take a deep dive into Haunt.  One of Mikey's favorite movies of 2019.  Paige and Todd didn't seem to like it as much. Up next: Host (2020) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pri...

"You were right to be afraid of the Pod" "this week the gang breaks down Mikey's love life as well as the movie Lights Out. For some reason when Mikey shines the light of commitment, his dates just disappear. Up next: Haunt (2019) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor...

"Dare to Say His Name." In this episode, the gang dives deep into the 2021 Candyman.  There is no telling what will happen when you listen five times. Up next: Lights Out (2016) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#...

"In every community, there is one Podcast that adults whisper about and walk out of the room to avoid" Join the gang while we break down a movie so bonkers you almost miss the social commentary.  But in all fairness, it is hard to focus on when you are being chased around by a Gimp with a Shotgun. Up next: Candyman (2021)  Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow...

"Podsucker! - Deadlier than Dracula!" Join us this week while our gang, with special guest Kristal Adams, breaks down our first blaxploitation horror film Blacula! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

"Just because you're invited, doesn't mean you're welcome." This week the gang does their best to break down an incredible film.  Buckle up everyone, this one goes places and is looooong. Up next: Blackula Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at htt...