Stay Rooted

Stephani and Lauren dive into their recent reading adventures, fandoms, and gaming experiences, revealing how these passions reflect their personalities and bring joy. They explore the fun and chaos of book series, dragon bonding quizzes, and family game nights, offering insights into their quirky, competitive spirits. In this episode, Lauren and Stephani share their thoughts on a variety of topic...

Stephani and Lauren revisit Twilight with their daughters and discover the movie hits very differently when you’re no longer a teenager. From the romance that once had everyone picking sides to the scenes that now inspire a few raised eyebrows, they unpack what still works, what feels wild in hindsight, and why Forks remains the ultimate fall mood. Along the way, they revisit the iconic baseball s...

Stephani and Laure explore the power of standing for what you believe in, the influence of artists in social issues, and the importance of authenticity in a world full of distractions. Join as they dive into cultural moments, political activism, and personal reflections on current events. In this episode, the ladies chat about the importance of family connections, the evolution of media consumptio...

Stephani and Lauren are back with some BIG news. And Norah and Lennon re-enter the chat to talk about 4th grade and all of its glory.

Stephani and Lauren share hilarious and heartfelt stories about their daily lives, bird encounters, and emergency hospital experiences, highlighting the importance of advocacy and community support in parenting children with special needs. In this episode, we explore the joys and challenges of motherhood, the importance of self-care, and humorous insights into family life. As always, the ladies sh...

Stephani & Lauren are back doing their best Basement Dads impersonation. They catch up on Dolly Parton, weird dating shows, the Travis Barker documentary, the new Moana , and Lauren’s latest obsession, Margot’s Got Money Troubles . Steph’s Hawaiian grandmother stops by from the other side. No one invited the paranormal, but honestly, it tracks.

Stephani and Lauren turn a funny, unfiltered catch-up into a (not really) surprisingly vulnerable conversation about the things women are expected to carry quietly, from postpartum support to project-management-level adulthood to the weirdly intimate politics of what we do and do not talk about enough. What starts with moms, side characters, and the sacred chaos of family tea spirals into a full-o...

Stephani and Lauren unpack millennial nostalgia, Gen Z photo culture, parenting chaos, and the surprisingly emotional art of getting dressed, taking pictures, and surviving the internet.

Stephani and Lauren bring humor, honesty, and a little chaos to a lively conversation about modern motherhood, pop culture, and the absurdities of everyday life. From canned drinks and plant bingo to nostalgic childhood jingles and the strange little rituals that get us through the day, they turn ordinary moments into something wildly entertaining.

Stephani and Lauren are back, and they are not wasting any time on this new episode. What starts as the two catching up somehow turns into a full-blown therapy session with way too many tangents. This week, we're talking concert highs and post-concert lows, fan girl behavior, mom guilt, burnout, FOMO, childhood magic, social media, parenting wins (and very public fails), and why sometimes staying...

Stephani and Lauren dive into the chaos of summer celebrations, celebrity spectacle, and the weird little stories that make modern life so entertaining. From fireworks and viral headlines to a lightning-struck yak and the mystery of what really goes on behind the scenes, this episode is part pop culture commentary, part hilarious confession, and all-around fun. They unpack the absurdity of it all...

Stephani and Lauren are back with a popped squishy ending to this weeks already juicy episode. Most parents discover that navigating childhood is a rollercoaster of milestones, hormones, and endless surprises... sometimes hilariously absurd. In this episode, Lauren and Stephani peel back the curtain on the chaos and charm of parenthood, from the mysterious names of moons to the unending quest for...

Stephani and Lauren are back, rebuilding New England one pick at a time. Listen along as they assign new positions, reminisce about the collective trauma of rolling TVs and unexpected 9/11 clips in the classroom, and catch up on everything they’ve been watching lately. The last little rootie birthday of the season commences, but will the June Bug derail it?…

Lauren and Stephani share hilarious stories of family adventures, pride parades, and concert nights, emphasizing that authentic connection often comes in the simplest forms—like a proud kid at school or a shared love of old bands. We also explore the emotional bittersweetness of fleeting moments—whether it’s that perfect concert feeling, supporting your kids’ performances, or finding pride in your...

Stephani and Lauren are back with another dose of chaos, talking about recent pet rescues (not by who you’d expect), big family moments and the obvious connection between Beetle Juice & Madagascar. Always remember that when life gives you a slime covered shirt, find a kitten in your garage or whatever.

Stephani and Lauren are finally back with a second episode for season four! Lauren left America, as we all so often day dream about these days. Come along for her recount of the family roadtrip. Steph survived another tech week as a theater mom. So, grab your Beetlejuice boxes and gather round!

Stephani & Lauren are SO back for season 4!!!! Reintroductions are made, tangents are taken, and the nonsense picks up right where it left off. The girls talk new Noah Kahan, unpack who Big Savers really is, debate the magic of an Adam Sandler themed party, and discuss giving Pawpaw’s golf shirts a second life. It’s giving cozy, chaotic and completely unhinged in the best way. Buckle up, Rooti...

Stephani & Lauren are back for the finale of Season 3 🎉 They’re counting down the days until new music from Noah Kahan drops, and asking the important question: will there be any ass-shaking anthems, or are we still living in our Bad Bunny era? Lauren recaps a very special trip to Broadway, and the girls dive into the latest pop culture chaos, from the Alex vs. Alix discourse to all the messy...

We’re building core memories this week—one chaotic birthday party, one international trip, and one unforgettable night out at a drag show at a time. Steph recaps her family adventure in Spain (yes, with kids), and Lauren talks about bringing her daughters to an all-ages drag show and what it meant to witness that kind of joy and inclusivity together. From Pinterest party pressure to raising kind,...

Stephani & Lauren are back to say, ‘Adios’ to half of the pod for a week! The girls talk upcoming travel, the right to assemble, (more) robot theories and trying their best to make shopping trips about themselves for once.

Stephani’s back solo… or is she? Oh wait- Lauren’s just fully blended in with her tree camo. This week, the girls dive into Lauren’s latest (and very real) obsession: Walmart. Stephani recaps their trip with New England Disabled Sports, and as always, the conversation takes a few unhinged turns along the way. Expect laughs, randomness, and the kind of chaos that just makes sense when they’re toget...

Stephani & Lauren are back to humble their producer and talk about their latest obsession, Heated Rivalry.

Stephani & Lauren are back **your resident desensitized millennials** spiraling into a weird musical rabbit hole (don’t ask, just go with it 🎶). They catch up on family dynamics, assign Harry Potter houses like it’s a personality test, and reminisce about the golden days of bossing their moms around Kohl’s for a new sweater. And yes… we’re OBV here for the gay hockey… because who isn’t watchi...

Stephani and Lauren are back catching up on everything they’ve been watching and listening to lately. Steph is counting down the days until her next trip to fantasy-smut heaven, while Lauren is just hoping someone will dramatically pick her up by her corset already. Somewhere along the way, the girls also realize they absolutely know nothing about Star Wars… and they’re not afraid to admit it.

Stephani and Lauren relive the Blizzard of 2026… from being completely unprepared to hosting multiple snowstorm sleepovers and a dramatic power outage rescue. It’s cold outside, but the chaos is warm & cozy.