Slop Quest

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The Pope has passed on and the boys have some theories about it. Then Andy’s friend takes someone on a tour of a shady under the boardwalk secret club. Andy finds some movies on Tubi that O’Neill can’t get enough of. Ryan has a detailed medical report of the leg lengthening procedure that’s sweeping the nation’s short ki...

full episode available at patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill gets mad when someone doesn’t know what the term “gooner’ means. Then Andrew dissociates at a Rite Aid. Then the boys talk about the perfect legal judge for their podcast. O’Neill leaves a bunch of .357 ammo all over the apartment and Andrew  ones up with a lube based gum for oral sex. Then there’s a l...

Full episodes here: Patreon.com/slopquest Andy welcomes everyone to the show and talks about a kid’s YouTube channel that is so stupid it makes kids non-verbal. Ryan gets an outrageous Venmo request and they try to come up with heartstring pulling Venmo scams. Then they talk Less Than Zero and eyebrow mites. Then the boys talk about airport spaghetti and meatballs from DFW 711. Then the boys...

full episode at Patreon.com/slopquest Rats are at war with crows in Southern California. Ryan tells Andy what “Hotwifing” js and they weigh in on the pros and cons. Then Andy’s wife has a message for O’Neill…about how much she loves the Jamaican Me Horny Spring Break album. Then O’Neill promises to never censor himself or conform to ridiculous societal norms. T...

Listen to the full episode Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan accuses Andy of staying up all night partying. Then Andy gets a new electrical panel and the results are hilarious. Then there’s some bathrobe related neighborhood shenanigans going on and Ryan won’t let Andy play with some new toys he got for her nieces and nephews. Then Andy tells Ryan about the Chinese Sherlock Holmes, “The...

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest  It’s St. Patrick’s Day, Ryan is not wearing green and Andy wants to claim his rightful pinchings. Then Andy plays a devasting testimonial about a woman whose heart was broken by a man who wouldn’t let her fart. Then the boys talk about how irresponsible Los Angeles dog owners are and then we find out a dodgy dog secret about...

Full episodes at Patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill has a concussion and Andy smells blood in the water and goes nuts on O’Neill. Then he reveals that the concussion has given him impression powers. There’s some Princess and The Pee talk, Pocket Watch hypnosis, and performing stand up concussed. Then White Lotus breaks the R word taboo. Andy tells O’Neill about Jimmy Carter and...

Originally recorded 3.03.2025 The boys talk about about an Action News chopper that only looks for breaking adult entertainment. Andy doesn’t like reality and he’s completely comfortable about it. Then he uses gnomes from The Dollar Store and uses it as a way derail bedtime. Ryan and Andy talk about how cool they are about cuss words and then Ryan feels old at a softball game. Then the...

Andy has a new hit theme song. O’Neill wants two apartments, one for sex, or maybe just two mattresses or maybe just a sex shack. Hooters goes tits up on the business angle. Andy has a dream that someone steal’s O’Neill new stand up bit. Then Ryan does stand up at a restaurant and watches a guy bomb harder than he’s ever seen before. Then Andy watches a man have all his com...

Andrew has a bad dream about kissing butts and O’Neill doesn’t comfort him at all. Then O’Neill comes up with a Scared Straight idea that is unhinged. They talk about Andy getting sent to RFK’s fat camp. Then Andy makes a LinkedIn page for Slop Quest lawyer, Bruce Comanche and blast everyone with an incredible new business idea about “hard power” and a real East...

We’re live from the “O’Neill Home Studio” and Andy blows it apart by censoring the opening credits. Then a ghost knocks over O’Neill’s sparring helmet and freaks us out. Then they discuss how to judge a person’s intelligence based on what they think heaven is like.  Andy then plays delusional music from Instagram and O’Neill loses it. Then Andy&...

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest   Andy introduces O’Neill to Clutch Cargo, then O’Neill dives into the opiate prevention scam. Then he repitches an idea about medical jargon with the phrase “Kick Your Heart in The Nards”. Then the boys talk about Ray Stevens doing the theme song for Narcos. Then they come up with an idea for a comedy band where the gimm...

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest Ryan hits a major roadblock with his 5’9 bit and he’s unable to salvage it.  Andy takes issue with Ryan’s “it’s always been the same” history hot takes. Andy has to take muscle relaxers and it makes O’Neill definitely not relax. O’Neill then tries to sneak into a ski resort with Ari using a woman...

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest The boys recover (for now) from the Los Angeles fires. They talk about some of the scariest stuff they experienced and O’Neill is ready for looters. The go over there go bag requirements and scrambling to save nude photos.  Andy has a dream that really bothers O’Neill. Then O’Neill becomes a dream interpreter with middling su...

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest   Originally recorded 01.06.25 Ryan truth bombs Andy about the clothing brand London Fog then there’s some scary fog talk. Then the boys talk about facial recognition. Then they talk about a new scientific study that links brain power to taking lots of dumps. Then Ryan breaks down how he warms up for “fun” accents and travels t...

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest O’Neill gets screwed on his flight to Poland so badly his entire vacation is basically free. The boys have an important announcement. Andy gets over the flu and has a dream about Green Mile 2 with a shocking final scene. Then Ryan educates Andy on film watching etiquette. After, Ryan recounts nearly beating the hell out of his nephew in a ser...

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest   Originally recorded on 12.03.24 Ryan shuts down Andy’s Rowdy Uncle Ronnie’s Rude and Raunchy Christmas. Then he rips apart Andy’s new breath strip and insists he begin nose workouts. A concerned fan reaches out about Ryan’s violent behavior and it gets spooky and funny. Then they cover the history of Presidential Pardon...

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest A church in Sweden uses AI for confessions, Ryan fumes about a woman trying to bring her own protein bars to a wedding, and Andy plays a farting kid video that the boys berate him for possibly being fake. O’Neill’s rude neighbors bring their rudeness to the movie theater, the world’s first Polish super car is revealed , and fat hunt...

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy can’t get his penis to sit still in his pants and he’s not a fan of a certain of wrestler’s rubber bands. Then they come up with a condiment based super hero show. Then O’Neill finds out something very “wicked” and watches fake documentaries on a blank tv . Andy debates Ryan on the appeal of giant women. Then the boys find out about cloning wool...

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest Aaron gives us the green light as we come out of the booth swinging hard, then he hits us with a grill cheese recipe that leaves O’Neill speechless. Andy talks about some good old Christian butt banging that was sweeping his community. Then they go back to the old well of ballsack deodorant. O’Neill creates a puppet to keep people from sitting next...

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Quincy Jones leaves the world with some incredible quotes. Andy has an incredible update on his traumatic past. O’Neill eats brake dust grown basil then he fantasies about pushing people over who are taking dumps in the wilderness. Andy puts his pants in the oven while Arron puts his pants in the freezer. Then Andy wants to take out a life insurance...

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys toy with the idea of telemarketing their own podcast. This leads to O’Neill remembering starting a grease fire when he was kid because he was on the phone with a telemarketer. Then Aaron recounts a telemarketing nightmare call. Then Andrew parties with a 60 year old professor and O’Neill does not think this guy ruled even though Andy did. Th...