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On today's show, a doctor leaves his patient on the operating table for a booty call. Next, a man and his emotional support alligator are not welcome at Walmart. Then, we'll cover the annual ham throwing contest in the east of Spain!  

On today's show, we'll give you the 411 on Jet Belly and how to do it when nature calls. Then, meet the man who was so horny to amputate his own legs. Next, meet the U.S. Senator who believes radioactive shrimp will turn you into an alien.  

On today's show, a man is beaten up by a grocery store staff for trying to steal a car and then sues the grocery store. Next, an Idaho man breaks the record for wet sponge hits to the face. Then we'll wrap things up with corn chips that taste like 9 volt batteries and an orca that needs hands-on attention.  

On today's show, a meth fueled flight attendant gives new meaning to the mile high club. Next, Ozempic for pets, new hope for pudgy pooches and tubby tabbies! Then we'll wrap things up with an update on the serial butt sniffer we reported on last month. Spoiler alert, he was released a month ago by some idiot judge, so of course, he struck again.

On today's show, a 45 year old Texas man wants a diaper change. Then, a hospital in Thailand is using patient records as food wrappers. Next we wrap things up with a new toothpaste made from some truly gross ingredients.  

On today's show, 7 Hilarious, yet horrifying masturbation mishaps. Then, next time you get stressed out, have a binky. Finally, a naked man with a dildo on a stick is terrifying European tourists.   

On today's show, we have some freeway foreplay in West Virginia, with the expected results. Then, is cougar puberty better or worse than teenage puberty? Next, a zoo in Denmark is requesting your small pet as food for their predators. Then we'll wrap things up with some Google Street View shenanigans in Argentina and Smokey The Bear helps the cops in Florida!  

On today's show, Chuck E. Cheese is arrested for credit card fraud. Then, a kinky kitty wants your underwear, not your affection. Finally, a serial butt sniffer in Burbank is arrested….again!  

On today's show, a seedy swingers festival invades a sleepy British town. Then, a woman who was dead for 2 minutes reveals what she saw while dead. Finally, do sloths fart? I'll reveal the smelly facts.  

On today's show, it's a fashion trend, chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts. Then, a giant beaver is named the official state fossil of Minnesota. Finally, balls out bowling in the nude comes to Pittsburgh!  

On today's show, Doctors in the U.K. beg people to stop bringing in unsolicited urine samples. Next, a Peruvian man claims an 800 year old mummy is his spiritual girlfriend, Finally, a man who enjoys prowling the beach at night as a cat.  

On today's show, the Mile High Club isn't just for passengers, the flight crews participate too. Then, we'll meet the Rat Whisperer of New York City. Finally, playing on the phone while on the toilet is both extremely popular and extremely unhealthy.  

On today's show, old people funk happens and the superfood that can help prevent it. Then, we'll tell you about the man who proposed to his ai chatbot girlfriend, before she ran out of memory. Finally, a Michigan bear roamed the woods with a lid around its neck for two years!  

On today's show, get to know your city councilman at a nudist resort in the south of France. Then, why bother shopping in a store, when you can poop and run instead. Next, it seems to be a trend, a man in Florida pissing on a pallet of Spam at Sam's Club. Finally, we'll tell you about the Russian tiger and goat bromance breakup!  

On today's show, a pill that might cure cancer, might also make you want to barf. Then, we'll tell you about a lady who's  thirsty for the local undertaker. Finally, I'll report on the Florida man who's thirsty for a ferret.  

On today's show, an airline crew member behaves badly in the business class toilet. Then, it turns out that ai will bully and blackmail you, if you don't do as told. Finally,  we'll tell you how a lawyer misused a can of Pringles and it's disgusting!  

On today's show, Uranus emits more heat than previously thought. Then, a Florida man starts a fire baking cookies on his George Foreman Grill. Next, a Florida woman refuses to pay for her meal, then punches a cop in the nuts. Finally, We'll tell you the revolting facts about nose picking.  

On today's show, a foul mouthed parrot stuck up a tree, insults firefighters trying to rescue him. Then, 2 neighbors are at odds over a pet potbelly pig. Next, registration is now open to run naked in a 5k race. Finally, you won't believe what was happening in a shed display at a Lowe's in Louisiana.  

On today's show, Finally, science names a moth after Donald Trump. Next, a raccoon is busted while smoking meth. Then, eating bugs, coming to a dinner table near you. Finally, we'll visit a quinceanera…..for a cat.  

On today's show, a Mom orders a unicorn for her daughter's birthday, the laughs begin when it shows up. Next, at another child's party, a bear shows up uninvited and hungry. Then, a man dressed as a bear commits insurance fraud. Finally, a kangaroo is on the loose in Alabama.  

On today's show, neighbors demand answers after rampant masturbation takes over a park in Seattle. Next, did you know air fryers can heighten arousal? Finally, what the hell is a fart walk? I'll explain.  

On today's show, a 3 alarm fire caused by burning sex toys on Staten Island. Next, we'll tell you about a test that proves how gross airplane seats are. Then, get ready for the first sperm race, live from Hollywood! Finally, find out about Moosevision, live from Sweden!  

On today's show, we'll meet a woman who colors Easter eggs in her toilet. Next, a surgeon gets in hot water over texting a patient's privates. Then we'll wrap things up with some finger lickin' good toothpaste and an animal story.  

 On today's show, a New Jersey Police Chief is in hot water for being a workplace bully. Next, we'll catch up with the Delhi poop and run thief. Then I'll tell you about a mayor in North Dakota caught spanking the monkey.  

 On today's show, a man claims he was shot by his dog while laying in bed. Then, a self-driving Tesla crashes into a wall painted to look like a road. Finally, need to boost your memory?  you won't believe what scientists have discovered,