Nose Candy

Tune your lute and straighten your Friar Tuck wig because your favorite frag heads are getting medieval this week. Tune in as the ladies discuss dopamine dressing, toxic perfume positivity, Lisa Rinna's Rapunzel scent, and Tyra Banks' disgusting breakfast ritual. Chloe reveals her beef with Marie Kondo and how she lost weight on the spaghetti diet, while Maddie gets her colors done and g...

Thirsty? This week your favorite perfume conspiracy theorists go Becky Buckwild and spill the Sobacha! The ladies dish about cornflake perfume, squeaky spicy green notes, The Woman, adulterer body types, and making friends with Uber drivers, all while holding court at Byredo. Get out your notebooks while they explain how to wear expired perfume, which dating apps the Vanderpump Rule...

The girls go gaga, crack open a bottle of Txakolina, and dare to ask: was she ACTUALLY born this way? Tune in to learn about vanilla bug spray, British boy bands, lumberperson perfumes, fish gowns, bizarro Samantha Jones, and the private lives of rare coin collectors. Maddie talks about her favorite herbalist and buys a fragrance from Walmart while Chloe attends an event and ge...

This week on the pod, your girlies deep dive into the Cartesian Coordinate System to chart the intersection of thrift store scents and children’s library perfumes. Follow along as they find The White Space between the Byredo font, wet concrete, Paige Denim, and the bottomless mimosa plant. Chloe reveals a crush on a master nose, Maddie saves up for a $210 bottle and our little trend forecaste...

On today’s episode, Chloe and Maddie talk about FB (full bottle) regrets, salad perfume, Adrienne Maloof's hair tinsel, MILF Manor, papyrus notes, big bean energy, swarm mode, addictive personalities, and how to pronounce rhododendron. The gals each pull a tarot card, Chloe introduces a controversial new segment, and the Undercover Sociologists bravely ask: Do base notes all smell the same? Where...