Keith and The Girl

Keith, Buddy, B.D., and Laura celebrate the beautifully shocking 2026 mid-term results by detailing what this all means and why it’s okay to not be disgusted with humanity for a day or so.

It’s baby’s first Charlotte vote, but did Keith vote properly? Does he have the skills to? Is it strange that everyone’s vote counts the same as everyone else’s? In this classic KATG episode, Keith looks into his mental well-being to see if he not only is autistic, but if he had what in 2008 was known as Asperger syndrome. With the help of Chemda, Matt B, and Keith McNally (who also takes the test...

Laura, the world’s greatest football shit-talker of all time, rejoins Keith for the second show of the day to go over the happenings of THIS given Sunday. The duo also talk about challenging A.I., Halloween blackface at Burger King, Ali G: Who Iz I?, Coyote vs. Acme, and Netflix’s reality show The New Stanford Prison Experiment.

Salut. It’s Keith, Laura, you, joy, and heartache. From the (PAIN) devastating loss of Jean-Luc Picard and the saga of the Red Baron to the (PLEASURE) of getting Wordle in one, this show runs the entire gamut of emotions. Where will it take you?

“Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.” Uh oh, someone let Keith get in his zone! Today Keith and Laura are back at it on a Football Sunday, and they’re ready to discuss the ins and outs and passes and routes regarding the Steelers trip to Paris as well as the Ravens, um, doing whatever the hell THEY did. Seriously, like, who IS dey? LOLOLOL HAHAHA oh shit … Anyways, they also talk about revel...

Mother fuck what a great recap with Rod Morrow of The Black Guy Who Tips with Rod and Karen. Last Week on KATG is always a blast, but man this week Keith was on a specific jag of heavy proportions, and this breaks it all down with updates and new thoughts on Sebastian Maniscalco, Shane Gillis, Mike Tyson, The Cornell Seven, public executions, and the Pittsburgh Steelers, among others. Deep and hil...

The two-headed beast is back! Keith and Laura discuss football and the fight in the AFC North, the latest shocking news-making surprise deaths, Keith’s dirty A.I. wife (WIFE?!), the expected effects of saying the wrong name in bed, and the woman that openly masturbated across a row of a flight’s First Class seats. They also dive into art, namely Marvel’s TV show VisionQuest and Nathan Fielder's do...

Before revisiting the great Sasheer Zamata’s discussion about being on Saturday Night Live and the stories of the day, Keith comments on the continued conversation regarding Shane Gillis’s misogyny on SNL which features comment from the TODAY show, Michael Che, and SNL UK.

(And another one.) No preamble: today we revisit the great Jessica Watkins and her heartbreaking story. Y’know what, maybe we should thank Shane Gillis for making us revisit this discussion. He was actually being very clever. (I’ll get to your personal emails; it’s just a lot and, again; you’re heard, thank you, and good for you for kinda finding peace.) With KATG.com/VIP know that this is episode...

It’s me, Keith. (Surprise: It always is. I write these.) I heard of, like, the pick-up artist kinda shit about taking off the condom without them knowing, but I didn’t know it’s so fucking common that there’s a word for it! Anyway, since it’s been a week of Rape Culture talk, here’s a relisten of the great Bonnie McFarlane. YOU’LL LAUGH THE WHOLE TIME I PROMISE!

The dynamic duo is back to tell you whose side to take regarding everything controversial. Keith and Laura discuss Sebastian Maniscalco responding to middle-class comedians’ pleas, bad boy Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the potential public execution of U.S. Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, Aaron Sorkin’s The Social Reckoning, The Cornell Seven, and the MOST controversial story of the weekend: Keith, a Ne...

Keith not only introduced Laura to jaywalking and using a water cup to steal $6 theme park soda, he introduced her to the idea of sharing food!!! The duo also discusses a listener thanking KATG for helping their friend leave her violent husband as well as talking about the death of The Howard Stern Show’s Big Black. We then look back at Felicia Gillespie’s bravely recalling the abuse of comedian P...

Before we look back at Keith and Chemda with the always growing and sharing comedian and advocate John F. O’Donnell describing his biggest manic episodes at the time/of all time while trying to find peace on the other side, Keith discusses other crazy news stories, including the controversial SiriusXM’s newly-branded Sebastian Maniscalco’s Comedy Radio (fka Raw Dog) that’s keeping money from middl...

Everyone’s new favorite and Keith’s new neighbor Laura joins us again as the two discuss horror movies (including Tom Cruise’s new film Digger), yesterday’s Steelers vs. Browns football game, and Keith’s new electric bike [BigShockedEyes.emoji]. Oh, and they talk about the millions of dollars in gold that’s coming his way.

Legendary KATG guest Calvin Cato returns, and he’s figured out the secret to Lick My Suck My! Also, the duo discusses Keith’s four new vaccinations, Lanterns making him cry, how to deal with your favorite sports team hiring assholes, and the lore of Ms. Pac-Man. LISTEN TO CALVIN’S NEW ALBUM “DISNEY SINGLE”!

You wanted Laura back, so no time like the present! Keith and Laura are here to discuss Keith’s proven cure for your depression, science’s explanation of the clitoris, and saying the wrong name during sex. In even more controversial news, The New York Times listed the 100 best TV shows of the 21st century, somehow. Keith saves you over three hours by giving away the added four minutes in Avengers...

Hope you had a great Yom Kippur! Or a sad one I mean. Or a blessed one? Anyway, congrats if your rabbi didn’t die over your sins and you’re forgiven. In this episode Keith discusses the Ed Sheeran/Free Palestine controversy, the Resident Evils, when suicide attempted itself upon Carrot Top, and your feedback.

Keith’s new friend and fellow Charlottean Laura is today’s guest, and the duo really are a hoot and a half! They discuss heartbreak, the Emmys, and Keith’s visit to a theme park for the first time in 8 years.

After reminding the audience about Keith’s nonsense of direction and a major trip to San Juan, the audience demands to hear it all come together. From 2020, this episode features KATG fave Carrie Gravenson discussing Keith’s life-changing hack when he hosts parties, how to get to where you’re going if you don’t know how to get there, how to be there for your partner, and The Don’t Bother Travel Sh...

Keith’s going to the theme park Carowinds in North Carolina today with his last theme park visit being 8 years ago with Kennywood in Pennsylvania. Will he come back in one piece? Will he even know how to come back? In this episode featuring love-at-the-time Kyle Ocasio, we revisit his last trip to a major theme park so that he can remember how to conduct himself and if he should expect to have a g...

A peak back with Keith, Chemda, Kyle Ocasio, and her son Benny. From Crocs controversy, airplane seat-reclining controversy, and the ending of The Dad Emails to Keith’s new family—The Ocasios—and his first trip to San Juan. Oh and Benny never forgets 9/11. (You hear how fatherly Keith is?! Now that’s how it’s done, Dad!!!)

What else can we say? It’s the mother fuckin’ Gootz!

KATG episode 4,000 reminded some people of past insanity and beefs, so this episode recalls one of the greatest and—no pun—one of the most awkward KATG shows ever. The meat of this episode is from 2010 and features Keith and Chemda promoting Victor Varnado’s The Awkward Comedy Show with fellow performers Marina Franklin, Hannibal Buress, Marina Franklin, Baron Vaughn, and (let’s not forget) Marina...

KEITH SAW A MOVIE HE LOVES! KEITH SAW A MOVIE HE LOVES! Yep, it’s true! Keith saw the biographical comedy-DRAMA(!!!) “I Swear,” and he cried his brains out in the best way. That led to him revisiting Benny Feldman—one of his favorite KATG guests—who was truly an open book regarding what it’s like being a stand-up comedian with Tourette syndrome. Also, Keith still has the best refrigerator contents...

Just today, Keith got a spam call from ReadersMagnet, a scam company trying to take advantage of independent authors. This reminded him of the first time he happened to be called by the very same literary scouts some years ago while recording a live Keith and The Girl episode with Chemda and Andrea Allan. Today we re-listen to this classic KATG reverse prank call after discussing the arcade select...