JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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It’s finally time to hear what Jaack got up to during his month-long Australia trip! He shares how he assaulted a child, got a taxi driver fired, and accidentally turned a campsite shower block into a biohazard… all in the first day Down Under. Jaack encounters the legendary Strange Catman, and gets to grips with Australia’s obsession with ‘Big Things’. He also catches a cheater red-handed, and le...

Covid lockdown phenomenon and PE teacher to the nation Joe Wicks joins us for a conversation covering all things nutrition and fitness. From growing up on a council estate with a mum struggling with OCD and eating disorders and a dad battling heroin addiction, to years of grinding before the fame and cycling to parks to run bootcamps where sometimes nobody turned up, to World Record breaking viewi...

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Happy Hour heirloom Bambino Becky and studio newcomer Ailish Morrison (the women that Robbie keeps taking abroad) join us for THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP QUIZ. Becky and Ailish have only known each other for a year, whereas Jaack and Stevie have been best mates for over 15 years. Both pairs get asked the exact same questions that they have to answer about each other to put their friendship to the...

Disappearing humans, a bizarre item washed up on a beach and an emergency plane U-turn… all of the news stories in this episode are 100% real and verified by the notoriously anal Mr White. To add our usual Happy Hour spin, Jaack goes head to head with Alfie to see who can guess the outcome of each story! But unbeknownst to Jaack, there may have been some serious foul play at hand… If you’re intere...

The incredible Richard Osman joins us for a fascinating deep dive into the secrets of British television! The Pointless creator reveals what REALLY makes a hit TV show, why The Traitors became a global phenomenon and shares tricks that could help get you cast on the show! Richard reveals the often unseen side of "pitching television shows" and addresses the rumours that he was once the mysterious...

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In today’s really weird Monday Main Show, Jaack, Stevie & Alfie discuss some of life’s most taboo topics.  Why is it weird to talk openly about earnings? Would you swap your best friend for a million quid? Is it ever okay to to kiss your cousin? Or perhaps even a full family fornication? (Yeah… we told you it’s a weird one).  Money, sex, and friendship are heavy themes of today’s episode...

You may know him as Kalani Ghost Hunter or KGH. We now know him as the coolest American ever. Kalani is on the show to chat the strangest things that have happened to him during a ghost hunt, his tier list of favourite UK crisps and chocolate bars, and the many differences between UK and US culture. But to be completely honest, it's mainly Jaack flirting with him for 2 hours...  There’s also...

In today's Monday main show madness, Jaack, Stevie & Robbie discuss their ultimate bucket list items. Things still left to do before the trio ultimately pop their clogs (or Air Force 1's - if you're Jaack). The boys explain why they'd sooner opt for doing heroin over ayahuasca. Spoiler alert: Joe Weller's found God and it's scared them. Jaack tries to explain why Jack Johnson playing the guitar is...

Unlimited food. The perfect body. Free holidays anywhere in the world. A permanent chauffeur. Ten wishes from a genie. A dream football career. Sounds pretty decent right? Well… there’s a catch.  In this episode, Jaack is offering a series of life changing “too good to be true” deals for us to fight over, but then reveals a catch for each scenario that makes us question whether we’d actually...

Not to toot our own horn, but this may be the funniest episode of all time. Jaack, Stevie and Alfie take turns to tell eachother jokes for an hour which in theory doesn’t sound very exciting but in reality it has given us the FUNNIEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maisie Adam just doesn’t ever stop. From winning ‘So You Think You’re Funny?’ just 10 months after her first EVER stand up gig, to playing at Soccer Aid… mere hours after getting married. We get into the reality of working the comedy circuit, surviving the worst gig imaginable, weird Zoom comedy sets during lockdown, and her opinion on people becoming famous off the back of one viral video. ...

We’re once again investigating niche things that give people the oppos-ick. Can Nutella be a turn-on? Do bunny-ear shoelaces make you blush? Is Haaland the hottest footballer player? Does watching somebody fold clothes make you feel fuzzy? Plus sexy cabin crew, sexy tree surgeons, sexy chefs, sexy backflipping, sexy clumsiness, sexy daddy issues, sexy maths, sexy tea towels, and a not-so-sexy drun...

Our favourite absolute grotbag Jamie Hutchinson is back for his Happy Hour hat trick and it’s an absolute belter. We asked you lot on Reddit for your dilemmas and our agony aunt Jamie will give his best advice which you legally have to follow. From flaky Tinder matches, freaky fetishes and flirty coworkers, to drug binges and dead bedrooms. Plus performance anxiety and the WORST marriage proposal...

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Special guest Samuel Pepys (who sounds suspiciously similar to Robbie) has time travelled to the present day in an attempt to educate the boys on life in the 1700s while they try their best to bring him up to speed with the 21st century.  Jaack and Stevie hear about the weirdest corners of Britain's past, like the Great Gin Craze, what the world's first vending machine was used for, and why r...

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Back in June, Harry Moulding gave us a wax sealed glass bottle containing his prediction for the World Cup 2026 winner. It's been sitting untouched in the studio ever since... and it’s finally time to smash it open to see if he got it right!  Fresh off winning Britain's Got Talent 2025, Harry talks us through the entire audition process, why he nearly didn't apply, responds to critics who say...

Alfie's FINALLY back after weeks of travelling, but he almost didn’t make it home…  After touring the USA for the World Cup, he has plenty of stories including overdosing on Olive Garden, creepy airbnbs, encountering a worse driver than Jaack, being kicked out of an airport restaurant, and how he was nearly mauled to death by murderous dogs.  Plus the rank ingredient he accidentally adde...

Stevie has NOT been having a good time lately. He went full Karen mode at Disneyland and made a child cry, so we decide whether it was justified. He had a disastrous food delivery that ended in a big cash bribe. And he got so hammered during his day trip to Download Festival that he doesn’t remember seeing the headline act… or getting a drunk tattoo.  Jaack’s month hasn’t been too great...

One of YouTube’s most creative creators Zac Alsop is back for his hat trick ball with stories that sound completely made up, but somehow aren't. From secretly spending hours underwater to outsmart the Sidemen, chasing tornadoes in a dodgy truck, pickpocketing actual pickpockets to get revenge for his friend, to risking his life for some cheese.  There's the saga of Dave the delivery driver wh...

The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing more things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years.  Is smoking weed cool? Does anyone actually like the taste of beer? What do we think of Americans? Should you teach yourself to enjoy spicy food? What age is actually “old”?  Plus doves vs pigeons, and St...