Horrorble Opinions

Come to the farm with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast as we check out the fantastic Ti West film "X"(2022). Find out if you can ever be too old to get it on. Is graveyard hair a thing? Who invented creepy old people? Does Kid Cudi get handicap parking for that thing he has to carry around? What a pitch perfect movie! Finally get the perspective of the old people watching this movie with R...

ALL ABOARD!!! In this installment of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast we check out D-Railed (2018). Before we get started I just want you to know that Daniel is very sorry for what he has done. He is no longer allowed to pick movies. Can our heroes survive a murder mystery dinner on a train with maybe a creature of some sort? Probably not. Will the movie payoff its really cool poster? Probably not....

In this long overdue Valentine's day episode we discuss 2009's My Bloody Valentine! This week we find our heroes discussing the small town way of life. They really dig deep into what being a mine community is all about. Daniel throws major support behind miners. Ryan throws major shade at valentine's day candy. Kenny releases dangerous but strangely accurate guesses on mining safety pr...

In this episode we dig into adult discussions as we have stumbled into issues way above our heads, that's right, we watched His House(2020). Maybe we will all sound smart for once. Maybe Kenny has a problem with wallpaper. Maybe Ryan steals children from war torn countries in order to escape. Maybe Daniel would make a great refugee. Maybe Ryan will sing us a little song. Maybe its all in our h...

In this episode we dig into the vault to discuss the film Burning Bright (2010). Maybe Ryan watched the movies we were doing out of order and maybe Daniel and Kenny had to scramble to watch this last minute to get it done. Maybe insurance would payout an accidental tiger killing on your children no questions asked. Maybe we will watch a better movie with Meatloaf in it. Do tigers like drugs? When...

In this episode we discuss the film Chompy and the Girls (2021). We will have our mouths full on this one folks! Can our heroes figure out exactly what's going on in this delightful film? Do we let Ryan go rogue and pick a movie for us again? Will Kenny and Daniel ever agree on cool jackets and if sandwiches are dinner food or not? Can't we all just be appreciated for the effort we put in....

In this episode we discuss the film Werewolves Within (2021). Listen. This is one of the best movies I've ever seen. It is non stop fun. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS! And then listen to us talk about it. We have some known unknowns and some unknown knowns. Perhaps a few of our hosts had too much soda. Will Ryan ever get his monster lady? Is he already perhaps married to one? Will Daniel manage to brid...

In this, our sixth Television discussion episode, we discuss the eighth episode of HBO's series, The Last Of Us. Perhaps we will make this less confusing next time. And maybe have a set release schedule for a our tv discussions. Perhaps not. Never can tell. Welcome back to FUNgus filled world of The Last of Us! Ellie don't need no help and Joel realizes he gets his powers from murder. Natu...

In this episode we discuss the film The Menu (2022). This is must watch cinema and a must listen podcast episode! But only if your palette is cultured enough to handle it. If you don't like this episode, you just aren't sophisticated enough and are probably part of the problem. Facts! Are our heroes attempting to punch above their collective intellects again and failing miserably? Which on...

In this, our fifth Television discussion episode, we discuss the seventh episode of HBO's series, The Last Of Us. Yes, we are still confused about a lot of things. Kenny for instance can't believe he repeatedly failed to correct himself on the character Bloodsport's name. HE MEAN'T BLOODSPORT! But that's in the past, we are moving with another episode that takes place in the pa...

In this episode we discuss the film Prey (2022). Caution!!! If you can't handle F-bombs and Child Predators turn back now!!! Come join your favorite HOsts as we tackle the surprise new movie in the Predator franchise. Will Ryan's French lessons from Highschool be useful? Does Daniel know anything about cats? What about hippos? Did Native Americans have to deal with hippos? Do we finally kn...

In this episode we discuss the film Deadstream (2022). Come join your hosts as we literally can't talk enough about this fantastic movie. Thankfully through some brutal editing we cut this down by about an hour to make it go down oh so much smoother. What hijinks does a ghost house have instore for us? Lets finger out if Ryan has a crush on just one ghost in particular or if its ghosts in gene...

In this, our fourth Television discussion episode, we discuss the sixth episode of HBO's series, The Last Of Us. Definitely still confusing but don't worry about it. Today we are gonna take a trip to meet the true stars of this series and then leave them. Maybe we find what we are looking for. Maybe the end of the world is treating some of us better than others. Maybe menstrual cups existe...

In this, our third Television discussion episode, we discuss the fourth and fifth episodes of HBO's series, The Last Of Us. Confused yet? We are. What profane word will Kim introduce to our delicate ears this week? How many more times could she possibly cry? Can Kenny force even more butt stuff into this universe? Will Daniel continue to be a Funguy? Is this depiction of Kansas City really tha...

In this episode we discuss the film Hatching (2022). Come join your favorite hosts as we flex our brain muscles and try to understand what's going on. Some of us didn't go to college. Some of us attract hijinks and mayhem. Some of us are master manipulators of children. Kenny just really wants to see something come out of an egg. Why are kids in Nordic countries so messed up? Do they not h...

In this episode we discuss the film M3gan (2022). Come join your favorite experts on the laws of robotics and corporate ethics as we break down this fun new entry into the horror genre. Can Ryan teach us how to be a better parent? Is Daniel currently involved in skunkworks? Is it concerning that Kenny feels most of these murders are justified? Would M3gan like us? Is it pronounced Gemma or Gemma?...

In this, our second Television discussion episode, we discuss the third episode of HBO's series, The Last Of Us. Once again we have Kim joining us in place of that fool Ryan as will be the case for this entire series discussion we have. If only he knew the amount of gecko and butt stuff he was missing out on. We have a special guest crash our party so be ready for a needy cat. I hope you have...

In this, our first Television discussion episode, we discuss the first 2 episodes of HBOs series, The Last Of Us. We swap out our wet blanket of a co-host Ryan for the true powerhouse of our cells, Kim. In this series we let our co-host Daniel lead Kenny and Kim down a path of scientific discovery where we ask the questions nobody else is brave enough to ask. Also, pretty sure Kim drops an F-bomb....

In this episode we discuss the film Hellblazers (2022). Come join your favorite Horrorble podcasters as they go through their own personal hells or maybe only some of their own personal hells. Definitely some Horrorble Opinions in this one. Can a movie with an all star lineup of horror icons be bad? Is 5 minutes of Billy Zane enough? How many times must someone watch a movie before realizing it's...

In this episode we discuss the film Bodies, Bodies, Bodies (2022). Come join your favorite Horrorble podcasters as we try to figure out the youth party culture in this chuckalicious whodunit horror flick. Will Daniel be able to resist the allure of Lee Pace? Will Ryan be able to keep track of the 2 male characters in this movie? Will Kenny choose zucchini bread over cocaine? Is it ever ok to do a...

In this episode we discuss the film The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulu (2009). Chuckle up your seatbelts for this totally balls to wall, in your face, 100 laughs per hour, subtle piece of cinematic mastery here! Nobody, and I mean nobody disagrees with Kenny's take here that this is a masterclass in cinema. Come find out what happens when a man loves a fish. Will Kenny be able to battle of the ev...

In this episode we discuss the film Barbarian (2022) Written and Directed by Zach Cregger. Put on your tin foil hats as Ryan leads us farther down the path to insanity than we've ever gone before! Have our Horrorble hosts ever loved a movie as much as this? Will we ever book an Airbnb again? Wanna know the secret to getting the most value out of your retail properties? Wanna know how to be super a...

In this episode we discuss the film Croc! (2022) Written and Directed by Paul W Franklin. Grab your best pair of jumping sneakers to help us avoid the jaws of this very judgmental Croc. Can crocs jump? Will Daniel accidentally educate himself on Crocs? Will Ryan realize that Sharkside of the Moon was his favorite movie all along? What can Kenny tell us about safe jacuzzi sex? Are goblins already a...

In this episode we discuss the film (reboot?) Hellraiser (2022) adapted from the Clive Barker Books of Blood. Get your pinkies up because we finally have us a classy movie here. Will Ryan ever escape from his own mind as he reads too much into everything? Will Kenny ever get "art"? What's Daniel doing with that cube? Does anyone truly love their jobs more than a Cenobite loves their job? Where do...

In the 2nd part of our 2 part holiday marathon we find out if Kenny and Daniel completely lose their will to live after enduring Santa Jaws immediately after getting beaten into submission by Weredeer. Can Kenny and Daniel agree on which one of these 2 movies was better? Did anyone win watching these? What kind of horrorble people are you for getting pleasure out of our suffering on Christmas? Can...