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Alabama Bama is back in the house, and let me tell ya, she’s got some wild takes on the Winter Olympics! First up, she thought "luge" was a contest for the best loogie! Yep, just imagine folks trying to hawk the biggest spit—that’s a gold medal I could win for sure! But no, it turns out it’s just a bunch of people flying down a slick slide on a metal tray. Boring, right? And don’t even get her sta...

Grab your coffee, folks, 'cause we’re diving into a whole world of community vibes and learning at the Jones Center! 🎉 This week, I’m chillin’ with my buddy Jeff, the programming wizard over at the center where I’ve been getting my improv on. We’re talking about how this place is not just a hub for comedy classes (though those are super fun), but it’s also a full-blown learning center that dabble...

Kickin' off the morning with a bang, we’ve got Jeff from the Jones Center in the house, and boy, does he have some wild stuff to share! So, I’ve been diving into improv classes there, and let me tell ya, it’s been a blast! But Jeff is not just about the laughs; he’s the big cheese at the Jones Center, where they’re doing ALL the things! We chat about comedy shows, triathlons, and even the Muttmins...

Super Bowl commercials ain’t what they used to be, and we’re diving headfirst into that hot mess! If you’ve ever found yourself grumbling about how the ads just aren’t funny anymore, you’re not alone—your older pals might be stuck in the past, thinking those classic Budweiser lizards were the peak of comedy! But guess what? It’s not that the jokes have gone stale; it's just that advertisers are vi...

Get ready to dive into the wild world of Super Bowl party antics with this episode! We're talking about everything from the thrilling Super Bowl squares game to the six types of people you just can't escape at a Super Bowl bash. First up, we break down the Super Bowl squares—those fun little boxes where you pray to the football gods for the right numbers. Turns out, the lucky winners are often the...

Nostalgia hit hard this morning, folks! We’re diving deep into the bittersweet news that Minute Maid is officially waving goodbye to their iconic frozen juice cans. Remember those little bricks of citrus goodness? Yeah, I can hear the collective gasp from everyone who grew up in the 80s and 90s! It was a rite of passage to crack open one of those cans, plop it in a pitcher, mix it with water, and...

Haystack is back and he’s got Alabama Bama on the line, and boy, do they have a frosty convo ahead! The chill vibes are real as Bama brings her usual flair to the morning show, cracking jokes about the weather and her not-so-daring plans to avoid slipping down a slide due to the cold. Between giggles and puns about groundhogs and guinea pigs, Bama spins a yarn about how she’s ready to cross the st...

Tech gossip alert! So, there's a buzz floating around about Apple's upcoming foldable iPhone, and let me tell ya, it's got everyone talking! Haystack dives into this juicy rumor and shares a wild story about tech bros channeling the ghost of Steve Jobs in Cupertino. Yep, you heard that right! Picture a spooky seance where the boys are all like, 'How do we keep up with Samsung?' and Steve's ghost r...

Ever thought about taking a year-long vacation from the world? Well, one dude named Skip Boyce is going full hermit mode! He’s locked himself in a room, streaming the whole shebang like it’s a reality TV show. I mean, who needs cable when you’ve got Skip’s year of ‘me time’? This fella’s got the whole setup: gym equipment, a bathroom, and enough snacks delivered by his wife to fuel a small army. B...

Hold onto your Hot Pockets, folks! Haystack dives into some wild new stats that show teen boys in the U.S. are gambling more than ever—like, way more than their parents probably think. Seriously, more than one in three boys aged 11 to 17 have placed bets in the last year. Who knew we were raising mini high rollers? Haystack gets real about how this gambling trend isn’t just about cash; it’s about...

Spring cleaning? Nah, let's flip the script! Why do we wait for sunshine to tackle the dust bunnies hiding under our couches? I mean, really! As the weather gets nice, we should be brunching and pretending to hike, not scrubbing our baseboards like we're being punished by Mother Nature. This week, we're diving deep into the wacky world of winter cleaning! Picture this: you're already stuck inside,...

The job market has been a rollercoaster lately, but guess what? We’re grabbing our popcorn and diving into some juicy stats about employee turnover! So, hold onto your hats, because it turns out losing an employee is costing companies more than your average lunch bill – we’re talking over $45,000 per head! That’s enough to make any HR manager shed a tear (or maybe just a tiny, tiny tear). And if y...

Get ready to roll with giggles as we dive into the uproarious tale of Alabama Bama's frosty escapades! This week, Bama’s back from visiting Haystack, and man, was it a chill fest! She talks about how her trailer heater decided to take a permanent vacation, leaving her to get all inventive with her warm-up tactics. I mean, who needs a heating bill when you can cozy up with an open oven and a blanke...

Oh boy, do we have a treat for ya today! We kick things off with a wild chat about the super cool pop-up Museum of Personal Failure, opening up in Vancouver. Imagine walking into a place where every exhibit is dedicated to things that went totally sideways in life—like a dead plant or a divorced woman’s wedding dress. Yup, you heard that right! This museum isn’t just about the lows; it’s a whole v...

Snow days turn everyone into big kids, am I right? In this episode, Haystack dives into the hilarity that ensues when winter weather hits. From meteorologists getting bombarded with cheeky comments about inches—yeah, you heard that right—to the absolute chaos of home-schooling your kids during a snow day, it’s a rollercoaster of laughs. The crew chimes in on some seriously funny moments, like how...

Get ready to roll with laughter, because today we're diving into the juicy world of kids and cursing! Ever wondered how parents feel about their mini-me's dropping F-bombs? Well, it turns out that almost half of 'em think it's a definite no-no. But don’t worry, we’re here to serve up the top six reasons why letting your kids curse could actually be a riot! Spoiler alert: it’s about to get hilariou...

Alabama Bama's got some serious thoughts on US politics—kinda! While she may not be glued to CNN, she can totally relate to the buzz about the US wanting to buy Greenland. Why? Because she's on a mission to buy a trailer from her neighbor Cheryl to turn it into the ultimate hair salon/sausage house combo! Yep, you heard that right! Picture this: haircuts with a side of sausage. Bama made Cheryl a...

Picture this: a guy takes his date out for a little spin in a shiny Corvette, right? Sounds romantic, but hold on to your donuts because this ain't your typical date night! Instead of a quiet dinner or a movie, they hit up a church parking lot for some epic donut action— and by donuts, I mean those tire-squealing, smoke-billowing burnouts! Yeah, you heard me! They were whipping around so fast, the...

Ever felt like you're dragging by 2:06 PM? Oh boy, you're not alone! Turns out, that’s when the average American hits the infamous ‘slump zone’—like a bear waking up from hibernation, but way less cuddly. Join me, Haystack, as I spill the beans on a study that says if we had double the energy, we’d be raking in the dough! Picture this: 74% of us believe more energy = more cash. I mean, who wouldn’...

Morning 6-Pack - Bring Back 2016: Get ready to roll back the clock to 2016, folks! We’re diving into the wild world of nostalgia, where the ‘Most Interesting Man in the World’ is making a comeback thanks to Dose Equis. Our guy Jonathan Goldsmith, who’s now 87, is back and looking better than ever! Can you believe this dude is still rocking it after all these years? We chat about how these vintage...

Picture this: a dude in the UK learns his girlfriend is cheating on him, and it's not from a nosy friend or a late-night snoop sesh. Nope! It's from their pet parrot! I mean, can we talk about a winged whistleblower? This feathered fella starts squawking 'I love you, Gary' out of nowhere, and suddenly our boy is like, 'Wait, who the heck is Gary?' Talk about a red flag with wings, am I right? It’s...

Picture this: it's January 16th, and guess what? It's International Hot and Spicy Food Day! Who thought this was a good idea in the dead of winter? I mean, come on! Nothing screams 'let's celebrate global cuisine' like waking up and deciding to set your mouth on fire. Seriously, who wants to chomp down on ghost peppers while trying to survive frostbite? Not me! I’d rather keep my taste buds intact...

Morning 6-Pack - The Hilarious Truth About American Expertise: So, you’re telling me that the average American’s top skill is knowing who got kicked off which reality show? Yep, you heard that right! In this episode, we dive deep into a new poll that reveals the wild and wacky areas of expertise Americans claim to have. Forget about law or medicine; it’s all about who’s the sneakiest on The Bachel...

Alabama Bama is back, y’all, and she’s got some spicy takes on the McRib drama that’s got everyone buzzing! So, there’s this wild lawsuit going around claiming that the McRib doesn’t even have real rib meat in it. But Bama? She’s like, “Who cares?! I’d eat that mystery meat any day!” 🤣 She even spills a hilarious story about how she once “borrowed” a truckload of McRibs for Thanksgiving—talk abou...

Get ready to belly-laugh, folks! This ep dives into a wild tale of three sisters from Lansing who took “returning to the Garden of Eden” a little too literally—like, mustard-and-mayo-covered-nudists-level too literal! I mean, who knew Bible study could turn into a condiment crime spree? Picture a UPS driver chasing these three through a cul-de-sac while they’re living their best naked life—talk ab...