Gray Areas

Human and Dancer -- The guys settle a debate on the bad lyrics of a song, celebrate Justin Bieber's 18th birthday, and choose between exciting options in Buzz Off. Also, Chris hates his own upcoming birthday, Dave makes sure everyone knows he loves steak, and Shaun regales the entire audience with tales of barf.

Wonâ??t Somebody Think of the Children -- The guys battle the odds and avoid skipping another episode, run through three dumb teenager headlines, and battle for list supremacy in Buzzcut. Also, Chris confesses his love for Gaston, Dave talks about sucking it and getting the juice, and Shaun finally drops his world-renowned Arnold impression.

King of the Sea Jungle -- The guys fight through sickness to avoid skipping an episode, talk about professions and how they're linked to fate, and run through a litany of listener comments in Buzz In. Also, Chris would be the scariest teacher ever, Dave turns into a crotchety old man, and Shaun admits to being extremely gullible.

1st Anniversary Special -- The guys celebrate their first year of existence with returning guest Jason Hagerty, vomit up a bacon milkshake, and introduce a new segment with a dumb name. Also, Chris becomes the all-time champion, Dave gets a drinking game for when he's a misogynist, and Shaun attempts genocide on Richard Simmons.

Valentine's Day Special -- The guys focus on love, relationships, how girls are traitors, and do a Buzzcut with Valentine's-specific top three lists -- all with the help of special guest Gary Sundt. Also, Chris delivers a serious message, Dave reveals his favorite places to cry, and Shaun attempts to turn the episode into karaoke.

All the Boys, They Call Me Macarena -- The guys attempt to break down the Super Bowl, use Lawrence Fishburne as an allegory for relationships, and manage to find common ground in a heartwarming Buzz Off. Also, Chris recounts a painful day in his life, Dave invents a new segment with an incomprehensible name, and Shaun confuses the Electric Slide for something else entirely.

Worldâ??s Greatest Unsolved Mysteries: Mace Windu -- The guys discuss a breaking story: Mace Windu may have survived his fall in Coruscant -- plus math questions with slavery and top three lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris can't seem to stop swearing on the show, Dave reveals a troubled part of his past, and Shaun decides he wants to be the host in the second half.

Tears for Fears -- The guys interview the newest addition to the ATB site, movie reviewer Gary Sundt, go through the reader mailbag in Buzz In, and somehow travel through time in the most raw episode yet. Also, Chris sums up a story with profanity, Dave is part of the 1 percent, and Shaun is distracted by what he calls "flocks of dogs."

One Buzzoff to Rule Them All -- The guys try to reinvent the fortune cookie industry, dive into the science of how soda dissolves mice, and take on two huge movie franchises in a divisive Buzzoff. Also, Chris barely watches any movies, Dave has trouble with theoretical constructs, and Shaun sends Superman to kill the Swiss Family Robinsons.

1st Annual New Year Awards -- The guys welcome special guest Molly Robinson, wonder why all the kids like grinding these days, and hand out awards for the best of 2011 in Buzzcut -- all in a supersized episode! Also, Chris takes a time machine to Pizza Hut, Dave thinks all Hispanic comedians are Carlos Mencia, and Shaun continues to freak out about airplanes.

ATB Christmas Special -- The guys run through holiday-themed headlines, marvel at the stupidity of mankind, and run through a slew of reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris tells the story of the infamous Chicken Man, Dave pretends mail comes in bags with money signs on them, and Shaun decides to back down on his killing spree.

Raptor Sharks -- The guys talk about unnecessary roughness, watch as a heartwarming story goes wrong, and decide between ferocious predators in Buzz Off. Also, Chris sits back while the other cast members fight, Dave likes bad sweaters, and Shaun details the weirdest and wildest weekend in the history of the world.

Three Types of Meat -- The guys talk about passengers who had to fly the unfriendly skies, watch out for piranhas at the beach, and settle the score on Shaun's girliest movies in Buzzcut. Also, Chris has the hookup for free Christmas trees, Dave wants to have a pet tiger, and Shaun stays in the closet to do the show.

Enter the Buzzkill -- The guys debut an epic new Buzzerbeater intro, lobby for more balls in schools, and welcome back a forgotten segment by Buzzkilling "The Matrix." Also, Chris recaps the worst Thanksgiving ever, Dave uncovers his rich school upbringing, and Shaun tries to learn slow-motion karate kicks.

Episode 21: ATB Thanksgiving Special -- The guys talk about their Thanksgiving plans, run through a Headlines segment full of food stories, do a Turkey Day Buzz Off and give thanks in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris has to work on a holiday, Dave is confused by cavemen, and Shaun goes into a tunnel mid-episode.

The guys make fun of stupid practices in school, question the cognitive skills of a crazy Call of Duty player, and blow through a chunk of reader responses in Buzz In. Also, Chris wants to discipline students with a belt, Dave recounts a horrifying tale from years ago, and Shaun continues his campaign for "this year 2012 presidency thing."

The guys talk about the show's move to a weekly format, shun new gaming controller ideas, and put together top-three lists in a new segment called "Buzzcut." Also, Chris roots for regular humans against superheroes, Dave regrets a crazy past relationship, and Shaun shows off his so-called deep voice.

The guys welcome special guest Andy Smith into the studio, bring Mute Baby back on the show, and choose between three great options in a meat-filled Buzz Off. Also, Chris wins at golf thanks to a new rule, Dave is sad about Bambi's mom being dead, and Shaun tries and fails to do the outro.

The guys decide whether vampires are real, debate whether bears should drive cars, and go through a mountain of reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris hates being the employee of the month, Dave loses money in Las Vegas, and Shaun says the media is burying the vampire epidemic.

The guys talk about the possibilities of glow-in-the-dark cats, find their first good sign of humanity in Headlines, and somehow manage to choose between Master Chief and Marcus Fenix in Buzz Off. Also, Chris wonders about the dangers of doing the show, Dave gets spit on at Six Flags, and Shaun writes jingles for commercials -- all in the best episode of ATB yet.

The guys feel sorry for screwed-up kids, question the effectiveness of fireworks as a wake-up call, and pick apart Ocarina of Time in Buzzkill. Also, Chris calls out shoddy journalism, Dave reveals his hatred of needles, and Shaun recommends My Magic Pony as children's reading.

The guys detail exciting changes for the show, stop trying to find excuses for lazy people, and read through their first legitimate e-mail in Buzz In. Also, Chris manages to win an entire segment, Dave fears for his footâ??s safety, and Shaun repeatedly offers money to listeners.

The guys navigate dangerous cats, whiny preteen wanna be stars, a Buzz Off between ridiculously tasty food off the grill, and a new segment called Buzzerbeater that isn't really that new. Also, Chris creates the first kitten serial killer, Dave tells us if Molly survived the hurricane, and Shaun tries and fails to agree with everything.

The guys are in studio with special guest Jason Hagerty, discuss a ranking of restaurant chains, and fend off bad questions in a somewhat wacky Buzz In. Also, Chris suggests stabbing as punishment, Dave insults a dead kid, and Shaun destroys logic with science.

The guys put together an abbreviated show, investigate the science of frog communication, and start the day off right with a breakfast Buzz Off. Also, Chris ruins the idea of hand tattoos, Dave gives a lesson on less than 3, and Shaun produces his most spite-filled episode.