Gray Areas

The guys join the revolution by fighting for a man fired for a joke from the 60s and a 5-year-old kid wearing dresses, and answer mail in Buzz In. Also, Chris reads lavish praise from colleagues, Dave tries to be the biggest playa of the group, and Shaun worries about a Ross Perot mech.

The guys decide whether fat people and babies should be allowed on airplanes and discover that people like being naked at airports. Also, Chris is upset about Michael Clarke Duncan, Dave thinks Mr. Miyagi is Mr. McGuy, and Shaun thinks an elephant makes a noise like a cow.

The guys try to stop pregnant mothers from drinking, tell off an insecure crazy woman, and make truthful lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris recites bits from A Few Good Men, Dave hates those who abuse the legal system, and Shaun asks if anyone wants to shave his ass.

The guys dip into the nostalgia pool for an entire school episode, try to beat third-graders at predicting the future, and introduce a newish segment that sounds familiar. Also, Chris enjoyed hurting other kids, Dave had a sad breakup in seventh grade, and Shaun had the worst childhood ever.

The guys discuss the risks of movies coming to life, applaud the choice of music for a gymnast's routine, and bring back a forgotten segment in Buzz Off. Also, Chris becomes a wrestling announcer, Dave leaves for the beach mid-show, and Shaun wets the bed.

The guys sift through some baffling news, like boys having sex with cows and people trading babies for trucks, and run through another big collection of letters in Buzz In. Also, Chris tries to figure out why Aladdin was emo, Dave makes steak out of a bad situation, and Shaun screws up the definition of hooking up.

The guys try out karaoke, throw Buzz Off into the lead segment because they can, and finally unveil a new sound effect in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris unloads some grocery store bitterness, Dave hates being ganged up on, and Shaun invents an imaginary Irish grandmother.

The guys welcome contest winner Nick Fiala as a special guest, figure out which drinks will kill them, and put together the perfect(?) boy band in Buzz Questions. Also, Chris puts his streak on the line, Dave channels his inner Eminem, and Shaun says his dream is to be struck by lightning.

The guys wonder if kidnapping is the best way to meet girls, sing a Tim McGraw song, and plan out the perfect death in Buzzcut. Also, Chris breaks one of the Genie's quid pro quo, Dave turns Buzzerbeater back into a lightning round, and Shaun says all nicknames for money suck.

The guys wonder why everyone's so high on bath salts, introduce a new segment about weird searches on Google, and throw away antiquated ideas in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris laments the death of newspapers, Dave laments the death of Steve Nash, and Shaun laments the death of the Academy Awards.

The guys celebrate making it to 50 episodes with a new intro, new music, singing cats, an entirely live show and the biggest Buzz In you've ever seen. Also, Chris is ready to recruit a hot girl on Craigslist, Dave treads on dangerous waters with his fiancee, and Shaun almost kills someone at a funeral.

The guys discuss Adele's magical powers, talk about the hottest new trend -- pheromone dating, and finally discuss one of the best games of 2011 in Buzzkill. Also, Chris proposes scratch-and-sniff websites, Dave forms a brief alliance with Shaun, and Shaun continue to workshop his accents.

The guys highlight the weirdest female stories in the news, give their favorites for what they like in a girl, and try not to alienate half their audience in Buzz Off. Also, Chris says most women don't need makeup, Dave becomes the first person to hate the DMV, and Shaun says the longest sentence in recorded history.

The guys welcome back Gary Sundt to talk about crazy stories now that we're six months away from the end of the world and try to survive without air conditioning in Phoenix -- which leads to a very strange Buzzcut. Also, Chris takes on the instant internet era, Dave can't stop being a hipster, and Shaun is possessed by a vibrating ghost.

The guys recount Shaun's miraculous skydiving survival, discuss the logistics of a real-life cat helicopter, and decide which conventions of society make the cut in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris gets stuck with a bad order at Subway, Dave wins a prize he never wanted, and Shaun decides on a nickname for his penis.

The guys find fingers in their sandwiches, inject super glue in people's butts, and blast through the reader mailbag in Buzz In. Also, Chris makes everyone uncomfortable, Dave successfully references a movie, and Shaun prepares to die when he goes skydiving.

The guys freak out about spiders hunting in groups, revolutionize the game of tennis, and choose their preferred method of torture in Buzz Off. Also, Chris fills in to read Headlines, Dave tries to deny that he's a hipster, and Shaun botches a musical plug for a legal agency.

The guys shake down 4-year-old girls for bombs, stand up for childhood icon Bill Nye, and introduce a brand-new segment called Buzzsaw. Also, Chris tries not to succumb to the plague, Dave makes a major announcement about his life, and Shaun workshops his British accent.

The guys talk about the penalties for elaborate lies, discuss the newest (and dumbest) teenage trend, and find themselves getting along surprisingly well in Buzz Off. Also, Chris is too big and too old for kids meals, Dave offers his body for a million dollars, and Shaun eats a grilled cheese sandwich out of the garbage.

The guys welcome back special guest Jason Hagerty, discuss the finer points of a night club for pre-teens, and explain their imaginary celebrity status in Buzz Questions. Also, Chris plans a movie scene with Scarlett Johannsen, Dave wants pool parties to go back to having swimming, and Shaun nearly gets in a fight while riding his bike.

The guys talk about booby-trapped speed bumps, figure out the best items you could steal from a movie, and lay down the law in top-three lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris plots to steal Dave's wallet to buy ice cream, Dave fails to see the whole picture on teleporters, and Shaun would rather eat dinner with Satan than Jesus.

The guys return to normal after the April Fools episode, get on their pulpits for three issue-based Headlines, and run through a litany of reader responses in Buzz In. Also, Chris doesn't back down from threats, Dave gets a phone call in the middle of the show, and Shaun leaps past Rick Santorum in the presidential race.

The guys switch up roles, discuss the finer points of intergalactic fork bending, and put together the list of best floozles in Buzzkill. Also, Chris invents a new form of transportation called Haagen-Dash, Dave talks about his trip to Orbitron 6, and Shaun enters an alternate reality where kittens are kings and men are slaves.

Bring Out Your Dead -- The guys talk about people dying at imitation parties and sending emails after they're already dead, use improv to determine a legal ruling, and plow through reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris makes a plea to radio stations, Dave recounts his boring trip to Vegas, and Shaun tries to plug his new website over Dave's confusion.

Three and a Half Men -- The guys try to atone for their Valentines Day bias with an all-guy-bashing episode, put teenage punks in their place, and dissect The Hangover in the long-awaited return of Buzzkill. Also, Chris mentions his ridiculously high metabolism, Dave tells more stories about Vegas, and Shaun stumbles through the worst sentence ever known to man.