George Schlatter's Comedy Collection

Carol talks about getting divorced, not understanding why people get annulments, not having any kids, getting back into the dating game, comparing sex to choreographed dancing, having to learn a new dance when you start dating someone new, and the tough life of a gynecologist's wife.

Rita talks about her parents being overprotective, wanting kids, being uninformed growing up when it came to sexuality, the ultimatum she gave her boyfriend, how men live, and an alternative way to break up with a man.

Jonathan talks about playing pretend with his daughter, his daughter's daycare's mob ties, his forgetful grandfather, talking to his daughter about death, religion, and sex, being picked on and taking martial arts, a man who wrote a book about names, drug busts and criminals getting caught, what a construction worker would do in case of a missile strike, buying a VCR, and technology making everyth...

Paula talks about buying a trampoline and confusing the neighbors, having a big butt and thick thighs, having naked dreams, making a dream pit stop at the donut shop, Paula's siblings all having names that start with P, and her mother's idea of nice things being Flintstone glassware.

Norm talks about what it must feel like to lose a game show, The Dating Game's weird questions, his girlfriend dropping marriage hints, being lazy, cat food commercials, going to the pet store, how he imagines training a pitbull, getting a weiner dog, and his dog's sweater.

Brett talks about being raised in the South, marrying and divorcing a redneck, marrying a Jewish man whose parents aren't too pleased, the difference between NYC and L.A. when it comes to cars, women with plastic surgery, department store workers spraying perfume on you, annoying rich children, and Boston having just as much inbreeding as the South.

Chris talks about how it's hard to be prejudiced against black babies, always being suspicious because of his race, athletes being role models, and a 50s-themed cast party he went to.

Shelley is on the phone trying to reach someone, but the child on the other end isn't cooperating.

A man tries to give a speech about Shakespeare, but a drunk audience member keeps interrupting.

Carl interviews a 2000 year old man about the secret to staying alive for so long, the origin of the word cheese, and what cavemen did instead of applauding with their hands.

Dick talks about changes in humor and entertainment, tells a joke as it was 10 years ago and if it still stands up, talks about how Tarzan used to be a role model and about the changes in music. 

Bob acts out scenario as a driver instructor who's trying, unsuccessfully, to teach a woman how to drive.

Jack talks about being included on the Colgate Comedy Hour, not knowing the show was off the air because of his broken tv, and not trusting companies that have three names.

Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus introduce George Carlin to open the show. 

George Carlin explores the unlikely origins of stand-up comedians. 

Steve accepts the award by thanking everyone he knows.

Kevin acts out what a stand up comic does while Ray explains what he's doing.

Ellen explains the award voting process.

The brothers give a speech on the awards that may or may not be given during the show.

Lily performs as Ernestine online.

Martin and Fred talk about how the trend is to be a comedian.

Whoopi does an impersonation of Moms Mabley.

Steven performs a bunch of one liner jokes from his dog to his prescription glasses.

Judy talks about traveling on Trump's plane and talking a walk.

David talks about the original comic Shakespeare.