Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

37-year-old Roshelle Anderson was arrested for "enhanced" DUI after trying to pay for her Taco Bell food with tampons. That was only the beginning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robert Brown spent a decade in prison for robbing the same gas station twice. After 3 years of freedom he was arrested for robbing the exact same Beeline Gas Station in Callaway, FL AGAIN.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30-year-old Tyler Cranker was arrested for DUI after driving himself, drunk, to a court-ordered Drunk Driver Victim Impact Panel.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yep, Matthew Unglesbee of Quincy, Illinois thought it would be funny to send envelopes containing salt to a few politicians. They FBI figured he was responsible when he put his actual home address down as the return address on each envelope. Humor is SO subjective. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're never ones to judge someone's "collection", but 33-year-old Edgar Ramirez should maybe look for a different hobby. He was arrested when police, reporting to a tractor-trailer blocking school busses, found Edgar in the cab of his truck surrounded by 170 or so empty beer bottles.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Wales, 37-year-old Gareth Clement got the Greggs' logo tattooed on his arm in the hopes of getting free food. While Greggs appreciated the gesture, they did not offer any "freebies."   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An off-duty Haines City, FL Police Officer found himself on the other side of the law when he was arrested for DUI while driving ... wait for it ... his marked police car.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jay Barr took a couple of joy rides at John Wayne Airport in Orange County, CA. First he stole (and crashed) an airport tug. Next he went for the truck that hauls away the "waste" left behind by passengers. We call it a "poo truck," they call it a lavatory servicing truck.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Posey Meadows in San Marcos, TX had a choice to make when the groom for an upcoming wedding at their venue died unexpectedly. They didn't play it as smoothly as they could (or should) have. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If the car you stole runs out of gas, do NOT ask police for a ride.  Today's Dumb-Dumb originally aired Oct. 20, 2020.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Tempe, AZ tech company got hit the other night, and all the guy got were empty boxes. After smashing a window, the man was caught on surveillance cameras reaching  through the blinds and hauling off dozens of Mini Mac computer boxes. JUST the boxes. They were empty. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alberto Castillo was caught at Miami International Airport after customs officials noticed an "unexplainable bulge" at his waist. The bulge turned out to be 10 birds from Cuba Alberto had sewn into his underwear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

67-year-old Lorraine Wilkerson was arrested Monday for getting drunk and doing more than a few donuts on the front lawn of the Jennings County Sheriff's Office in North Vernon, Indiana. Her impressive driving skills were caught on surveillance video.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ronald Wladich from Fort Myers, FL had a habit of drinking-&-dashing at area bars. His MO turned out to be his downfall when he tried the trick one too many times. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Janay Mateo was arrested at the Portland, OR airport after screeners found 60 pounds of marijuana packed in her checked luggage. And that was just the beginning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When a motorcyclist was pulled over for speeding in Manassas, VA, they gave an honest answer as to why they were doing 72 in a 25 mph zone; they were trying to get to McDonald's in time for breakfast.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An unidentified driver crashed his car through a wall at Kroger in Rosenberg, TX. He did it on purpose, telling police he really had to use the bathroom but the doors were locked. Well, sir, sure. They always are at 4:30 in the morning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

44-year-old Jason Wise went for a midnight scooter ride in Midwest City, OK. The problem was, Jason had been drinking and left ALL his clothes at home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 bad decisions in a row will hopefully be a learning opportunity for Noah Ross of New River, AZ. He was fired, for reasons made clear in the story, but then retaliated with an even dumber act than the one he was fired for.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Wendy's employees in Newnan, GA were arrested after breaking into a McDonald's employee's car and stealing a backpack. The reasons they were so easy to apprehend are silly but true. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

60-year-old Scott Millage used his black pickup, equipped with blue and red emergency lights, to pull over a driver on a Pheonix, AZ freeway. To be clear, Scott Millage is not a police officer, but called them for assistance after pulling over the motorist. He was arrested because you can't do that.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

34-year-old Matthew Ware was arrested in a Burbank, CA movie theater after deciding pepper spray would deter a rude movie-goer from talking on his cell phone.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barry Bowser of Monticello, NY forgot to empty his pockets before heading to the courthouse for a court-ordered drug program. Attendance was part of his probation for a previous drug charge.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

38-year-old Tiffany Booze lost her cool when she thought a store's check out line was taking too long. Her solution got her arrested.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

@juicyloveboo deserves some credit. She freely shared the situation she got herself into on a Carnival Cruise, and NOW we know what Carnival does to take care of their cruisers when they enjoy their vacation a little too much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.