Campaign On Dice

Armed with a wooden sword and a tiny weak body, we start a new adventure with a few new rules. Sadly that's all it takes to confuse two middle-aged men, but luckily our live audience is much more intelligent that we are.    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPOR...

Starving and weakened but still incredibly lucky and skilful, we finally face the White Dragon that has held us up for two whole episodes. But will a brilliant conversational gambit be enough to avoid having to break out a crowbar or two?  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadth...

Who has more patience - a fictional dragon with limited narrative options, or the dedicated listeners who voted for this self-destructive nonsense? Never underestimate Mark's commitment to a bit, as we settle into a snow-filled cave and grab a bite to... oh.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES:...

We find ourselves hiding in a cave waiting for a white dragon to go away, as it flies endlessly like a circle in a spiral, a wheel within a wheel, never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel...  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.c...

Our adventuring party continues to grow larger, as we pick up a wounded barbarian to join the traumatised hiker we forced to tag along last week.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwag...

It's an educational episode this week, as we learn some facts about trees, and discover what bears really do in the woods.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com/...

This book is pure filth from cover to cover, full of phallic symbols and naughty drawings, and we were lucky to be joined by some of our hardcore VIP listeners for a LIVE recording of the first disgusting session of Tower of Destruction.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthe...

This book is just a random collection of disjointed paragraphs full of references to mad stuff that no-one has ever genuinely interacted with in any legitimate playthrough. May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US...

We explore the sandy shore (not that one), talk to some fishy people, and learn some terrible survival skills that definitely don't work in real life.     May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE:...

We go back to the dodgy fairground and the endless library with the sole purpose of seeking out LOGIC DOG. It might help if we paid attention, but it seems unlikely that we'll start now.    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthe...

This book is full of interesting ideas and fun monsters. It's just a shame that they're all in the paragraphs we're not reading as part of our adventure.    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDIS...

Why are the Black Shadows actually purple? Can you make armour out of glass? Who is the most dizzying of all the Cliffs? Some of these questions might be answered in this episode.    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy...

We finally get to use the Aleph, which is an item we definitely knew we had, and we absolutely know what it does.     May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com/w4bsho...

There's a surprise behind every door in the endless library, from practical jokers to indifferent cloakroom attendants. No sign of a cohesive story yet though... May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCH...

We bring a live audience of our beloved listeners to a smelly tent and an endless library, as we go looking for the Spectral Stalkers. Or maybe try to escape from them, it's not really clear.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spread...

After Mark was taken away by bad men last episode, it's Martyn's turn to enter the House of Hell and get boozed up with fear whilst a vampire and his butler try their best to kill him with hospitality.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi....

What's the point of this book anyway? To find a phone? To kill a vampire? To open all the doors? We do our best to achieve at least one of these goals in this week's episode. May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT...

Locked in a strange house full of scary things, Mark has taken on the challenge to down some booze every time his fear level increases. Hope he doesn't lose his head.  That's a reference to a ghost that appears in the book.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPP...

We've broken down on a dark and stormy night, so of course the most sensible thing to do is approach the spookiest house and start snooping around. Just stay in your car and read a book. Maybe a Steve Jackson book. Not that Steve Jackson. The other Steve Jackson.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISO...

It's bad enough when a strange woman clamps her hand over your mouth and drags you into an alley, but when it happens in fantasy made-up medieval times it's probably a lot worse.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUP...

We didn't choose to fight a witch unarmed. That would be stupid. Our listeners, on the other hand, are well up for some bare-knuckle witch boxing.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenw...

A swarm of skeletal scoundrels is seeking a skirmish. We're happy to oblige them, except we've got no weapon and we're definitely going to be destroyed. How long is this episode...?    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhims...

If you're heading out into a fantasy made-up medieval times world full of dangerous shadow warriors, do you go shopping for weapons and armour, or novelties and fireworks? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH, GREEDY!    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-F...

A man made of shrubbery has accused us of not being worthy, which is quite cheeky, but also very hard to prove wrong given our track record.      May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwago...

We're hiding in a wizard's showroom, which is definitely a real thing, messing with all his stupid magic stuff, the stupid magic idiot.      May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwagonwhee...