Brilliant Observations

Friends in need level-jump their testicle-and-lady-part questions straight over Melissa's head in an attempt to get to Dr. Stuart. Her advice? If you're taking two days to eat an orange, you're doing something wrong. Join us as we eviscerate all the cheeses, catchup on the beach house hunt and debate the horrors of wedgie-inducing underpants. Weigh in on the thong-vs-boy short-vs-nudist debate at...

Some things you just don't talk about. Like loving crunchy peanut butter. Hating the beach. Or meeting a flaccid penis. As usual, Amy is convinced with no evidence whatsoever that the mythic "limp dick" heard tell in every comedy club and Hollywood storyline is actually a fallacy. I mean, have you *ever* heard anyone who has ever had this happen — male, female, friend, foe? Perhaps, dear listener,...

Grab your Go Bag, kids. It's time to clip-in to your Peletons and ride through the weirdest sex talk ever. (Save us, Carson Daly!) Join us as we distract ourselves from the day's events with sourdough, Bridgerton, and a jaunty, judgy dive into the why of watersports. Pee and sex. Poo and sex. Sushi and sex. Sex and sex. It's enough to push a girl to eat tongue. #CarbGood If you're a skipper, this...

Stuart accidentally swallows a dog toy, while Missy discovers the surprising power of even the least bit of encouragement. Just ask a flaccid penis. Hey, oh! This week's conversation brings talk of hellfire, exercise induced endorphins, and novel writing updates. Plus, Missy and Stu wave their last (almost?) goodbyes to the Florida house, and Amy and Melissa definitively confirm it's the gift — no...

Creepy things your gynecologist says, fight-stopping boobs, and wintry tales from a joyless childhood — all courtesy of your favorite gal pal (and President of the Shut Up I Don't Wanna Be In Your Club Club) Missy B! Tune in as we grab 2021 by the pillow and hit snooze a few times.  Join the conversation online at @ListenBrilliant, @BrillObsSquad, @GirlGotMic, or  www. BrilliantObservations.com ,...

Get lost, 2020. We'd rather focus on Christmas recaps, Tik Tok obsession, creamy eggs, canine labia — you know, the good stuff. Give a listen. You'll wonder why you did.  Join the conversation online at @ListenBrilliant, @BrillObsSquad, @GirlGotMic, or  www. BrilliantObservations.com . Email us for a chance to win eternal glory at BrilliantObservations.com. Or just offer us a measly donation at Pa...

Yuletide tipping got you in a quandry? Never fear! Just climb aboard our Slippery Little Sleigh™ for a holiday ride you won't soon forget.  Join our Facebook group BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad), or connect with us on all the socials @ListenBrilliant. Donate to support us on  Patreon  here (https://bit.ly/3eSfu3F), or buy and wear your own swag to support us on  TeePublic  (search Brilliant Obser...

It's the annual Christmas Party, friends! Time for another game of Guess Who's Too Drunk To Be Here. ("Check, please.") All that, please the perils of buying furniture, hiring housecleaners, and living with gastrointestinal distress.  Join the conversation online at @ListenBrilliant, @BrillObsSquad, @GirlGotMic, or  www. BrilliantObservations.com . Email us for a chance to win eternal glory at Bri...

Paging Mommie Dearest…in this week's trip down Childhood Trauma Lane, Missy revisits her mother's cleanliness-based ban on anything white because, quote, "you'll just ruin it." Feel the love as we break Missy's children of their birthright, courtesy of a brand new white sweatshirt. Well. White...for now.   Join the conversation online at @ListenBrilliant, @BrillObsSquad, @GirlGotMic, or  www. Bril...

Here's a little something from the ones you love. We couldn't help ourselves. Enjoy, Dears!! Find us at @ListenBrilliant, BrilliantObservations@gmail.com, BrillObsSquad and Patreon.com/BrilliantObservations

Looking for a laugh while you clean the house, set the table, prep the food or...let's be honest, grab a menu and the remote ("Alexa, call GrubHub")? We've got you covered. We're releasing the show two days early so you'll have ample time to delay making your favorite holiday dishes. Like what you hear? Share it with family and friends who are hopefully stuck home alone just like you — #STAYtheFUC...

The only people traveling for Thanksgiving are death wish assholes. Sadly, Amy was temporarily among them.  Listen with disgust as we talk holiday traditions decimated by covid and other peppy stories. And please note: we recorded and edited this episode roughly three weeks before Thanksgiving... so in the time it took to release the show, Amy has since changed her mind about travel. She and her f...

Wash your hands, kids! Melissa takes Ethan on a college road trip, and worries she may have reached the end of her parenting journey. Naturally, our thoughts turn to last week's Fan Favorite, the Humping Phase, otherwise known as the magical milestone when kindergarteners learn to twerk it during naptime. (Trust her. She's certified.) Join us as we work through the ups and downs (as well as the up...

Face it. We all need a little relief at this point. But holy hand cream, Jeffrey Toobin. Did you really have to jerk it at work? You be the judge, along with Amy that is, who makes no BONEs about her opinion. So grab the tissues, pervs. It's going to be a GRIPPING conversation. Plus, if it wasn't obvious enough already, we do everything we can to avoid talk of the election altogether with our firs...

Missy takes a road trip and rekindles her love of loosely baked cookie toppings. Then, we see who has what it takes to lead a cult. Hint — if you're willing to place a political sign in your yard, you might not be that far off. We're up, we're down, we're eating off the ground. Must be 2020!  Join the conversation online at @ListenBrilliant, @BrillObsSquad, @GirlGotMic, or www. BrilliantObservatio...

Missy drops some big news about E's college prospects...and Amy drops to the floor. Spoiler alert: burnout is real, and it's spectacular. Plus Facebook overshares, Australian downloads and general malaise. It's all part of our Third Act. Sorta. Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts with a flick of the finger. #OhMy Join the FB group at BrillObsSquad, or support us with a one-time tip in any amount at...

Missy has a Vulcan mind-meld with her Foxy Boxy Peleton instructor. Amy makes good with Jon Bukenas. And hypnotists everywhere beware — we're skeptical. Plus listener feedback from Bonnie Frank of the Business Fabulous Podcast, Missy's anniversary gift and the wonders of alternative meditation. Support us on Patreon.com/BrilliantObservations, or just subscribe. That works, too. Find us on the soci...

So, our humble little podcast is rising in the comedy charts. This week, we discuss porn. Coincidence? And before you get all hot and bothered with anticipation, allow us to disappoint. Our discussion focuses on all you liars out there. At least according to Missy's "research." Add to the debate on Facebook at BrillObs Squad, or support us on www. Patreon.com/BrilliantObservations . And we'll keep...

Missy kicks off Yom Kippur with a traditional apology while Amy's eye gently weeps. Don't worry. It's just puss.  Learn the secrets behind chaffles — a delightfully savory cross between a grilled cheese and a waffle — and the best way to combat college application stress in the time of covid. Still want more? Find us on Facebook at BrillObs Squad and join the group for free.  www. BrilliantObserva...

Even the tomatoes are pornographic. Wanna see? Join our Facebook group BrillObs Squad for extra content.

From bad parenting to friendship mishaps and back again, Missy and Amy chat up what it means to dive into "the Real." You know, kinda like we do with you every week. 

Old rivalries die hard as Missy and Amy recall their NHL loving childhoods growing up in the mid-Atlantic coast. Spoiler alert — only one of these ladies chose the right team.  Find us on all the socials at @ListenBrilliant, or visit Patreon and search Brilliant Observations to show us a token of your support.  Have a topic idea, question for the hosts or general feedback? Give us a shout at Brill...

There are no right answers anymore…especially when it comes to developmentally immature brains. (I'm looking at you, Brian.) Follow the bouncing eyeball as we navigate teens losing phone privileges, teens losing college privileges, and Amy losing marital privileges (hey now!). All that, plus Missy loses her P…iano, and briefly considers pooping in the kitchen sink.    Support Brilliant Observation...

Missy bemoans the hardships of an unwanted grand piano. Plus lackluster beach vacation memories. All this and moooooooorre! Join us on Facebook at BrillObs Squad for insider jokes, links, conversation and connection.  Find us on Twitter, Insta and everywhere at @ListenBrilliant or @AmyFugazi .