Bat Minute

Jack is... back to normal? What could possibly be going on? He's large and in charge as he takes control of the mob in ELECTRIFYING fashion. Will this crook feel the heat, or can he withstand Jack's shocking temperament? Tune in to find out, Bat Minute Mites! Back with the crew is  Jack Harvey  - writer, artist, cartoonist, Lie Master General. Want to know more about that last aspect? Fi...

You'll never guess what happened to Jack today, listeners! Neither will Alicia. However, the week begins with trusty old Alfred ushering Bruce's fling out the side door. Not anybody's finest hour, it must be said. Before getting kicked into the street, Vicki learns that Bruce was also lying to her! This guy is getting worse all the time! Ol' Napes organises a business meeting that is considerably...

"Wait until they get a load of this minute!" - Joker Quite right, Jack! The clown we love to hate has hate on the mind himself! He's had enough of that darn Bat... Meanwhile, Bruce has had enough of Vicki and is trying to get her to scram. Is our man a sleazeball after all, or does he have other reasons for this cheeky behaviour? To aid in the investigation, Jon and Niall are joined by a very spec...

The Bat Minute crew hop into bed with Bruce, but he's having none of it and takes his slumber in a new direction - that of a bat itself! Meanwhile, Joker is planning to beautify the city - what a nice guy! Stopping him on his clean-up project? You guessed it - the ol' winged freak! The only way to know who will prevail is to tune in for another exciting edition of Bat Minute '89! I mean, you ...

The week starts with thrills galore as the mystery man advances on Grissom! The shadowy figure reveals himself... it's Jack alright, but not as we know him. Now he goes by a new moniker... WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIS FAAAAAACE?!?!? Can Grissom cut a deal to get out of this one, or is his number up? Tune in to find out, bat fans! Our special guest on the show today is award-winning actress and writer Lex...

"It's me, sugar bumps!" Saucy Jack is back, baby! He's on the attack as Grissom retreats and retracts. Jack has... changed, however. Something is a little different about his appearance - much... paler... than usual. Still, he's feeling liberated and we have to applaud somebody finding themselves. Joining us for the final time this week is the incomparable YouTube star  Dael Kingsmill !&...

It's Wednesday so it's time for your Bat Minute fix , you junkies! Vicki is desperately trying to get her Bruce fix , despite being far too drunk. Don't you dare do anything you shouldn't, Mr Wayne! Grissom dons a rather dashing robe and fix es himself a drink before a mysterious visitor enters the picture... All of this and more (including bladder talk galore) will be YOURS for the low, low, pric...

It's the start of a new week so you know what that means... IT'S BAT MINUTE TIME, BABY! The crew are back for more shenanigans as they metaphorically slice and dice their way through a visit to a shady surgeon. Along the way they discover the fate of poor old Mr Napier... I don't trust this doctor to do a good job! Joining the Bat Boys is the wonderful YouTube mythology vlogger Dael Kingsmill ! Ma...

Alfred's bland food (also known as: English food) galore as we head into the end of yet another week here at the BatMinuteCave. Touching childhood memories aren't enough to stop the team-up of Jon, Niall and Kit going completely off the rails yet again! The house is not Bruce. Who is Bruce? What is Bruce? Who am I? Who are you? What is love? BRUCE THE BOOZEHOUND! CONFIRMED! Or is it? We are joined...

The further exciting adventures of Jon, Niall and Kit! This mid-week episode features non-stop action, suspense, drama, fun! Bruce and Vicki book it! Chillin' with the ol' man. ALFRED'S EYEBROWS! Horse-based mishaps. Mountains of hair - what a mane! FOREIGN SPIES! DRUGS! Insulting the Manbat. We cover all of this and a whole lot more! As mentioned, the dynamic duo are joined once again by the acco...

Bruce and Vicki have their date night... at Wayne Manor itself! You want talk about soup? You'd better do because, oh boy, there's soup, soup and MORE damn soup! It genuinely makes for one of our favourite episodes yet! Joining Jon and Niall is the punk rock accordion destroyer Kit Flemons , of the band Rat Bit Kit . Things may go off the rails somewhat. CHAOS! The next episode follows on Wednesda...

It's the big 3-0 as Bat Minute '89 heads into the dirty thirties. Speaking of dirty... a filthy hand claws up from beneath even filthier water! Who could it be? WHAT could it be? SUICIDE BY CHEMICAL BATH! The Bat has a flight pattern and Vicki dons her specs to deduce its intricacies. DATING WOES! DELICIOUS SOUP! If you can't get enough of the soup... wait until you get a load of next week, folks!...

Continuing the old-school feel today it's the Bat Boys and ONLY the Bat Boys on this episode. I think I'm going to drop this Bat Boys thing, jeez... Minute 29 sees a sliced and diced Napier clinging to the Bat for dear life, while he himself pulls a face like he's trying to open a jar of sauce. JACK TAKES A TUMBLE! JACK MAKES A SPLASH! Does he survive? Does he die? He certainly won't be turned ins...

The Bat Boys are taking it old school this week as they are working as the original dynamic duo. What excitement is in store? Jack and the Bat are keen to swap fashion tips, but things take a turn for the worse when Napier decides to reach for his BULLET gun rather than his GLUE gun. The Bat makes himself elusive... A Prince reference can't console us as our beloved Porkins takes one for the team...

COMEDY BULLETS EVERYWHERE! SURPRISE BAT FISTS! PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT GUNS, TALKING ABOUT GUNS! These are just some of the thrilling topics being discussed on this Friday's can't-miss episode of your favourite show: Bat Minute '89. See: DRAMATIC CAPE SWOOSHING! Witness: THE BAT DESCEND WITH GRACE! Marvel: AS THE DARK KNIGHT LIFTS JACK WITH EASE! Bob the Goon attempts to 'do' Gordon as Napie...

A VICIOUS MONSTER DESCENDS FROM THE RAFTERS! It is impervious to bullets! TO PAIN! It grapples its enemies and dangles them precariously over ledges! A MAN LOSES HIS HAT! And then... it is gone. Meanwhile, Jack Napier spills chemicals and walks Ripley's path as another exciting shootout begins! What a minute folks! Once again we are joined by the exceptionally knowledgeable Bat Computer himself,&n...

Action galore as the cops and crooks engage in a violent shootout! Gordon finally looks cool! Levers will be pulled! Valves will be twirled! Can Jack outrun his pursuers? Can Gordon get his man? Will Xenomorphs get everyone in sight? The answers to these questions and more can be found on today's exciting edition of Bat Minute '89! We are joined by Bat super-fan  Dan Kampling   who will...

As Porkins prepares to penetrate enemy lines, Jack and his goons realise that something is amiss... IT'S A TRAP! Have they been ratted out? Set up? Jack knows the score but there's no time for this nonsense as a deadly shootout with the cops ensues! For the final time in this stint we are joined once again by Hong Kong-based punk rockin' Bat-Mite  GAZ FLINT of the band  ' Pumpkin Bomb '...

Camera crazy Bruce has a little spying problem on today's minute! Or should that be cameraS crazy - emphasis on the plural for sure! As he stalks and creeps on his guests we see some other shady shenanigans taking place over at the chemical plant... Once more we are joined by musician, globe trotter, red panda enthusiast and Bat fanatic GAZ FLINT   for chat that will ricochet back and forth l...

Bruce decides his new flirting tactic should be to belittle Vicki's current job. Nice one, Mr Wayne. In reality, it's all to cover up his Batlife, of course! GORDON HAS LEFT THE SCENE! Bruce must act quickly. Will Knox get his grant? BRUCE'S PEEPHOLE REVEALED! In addition to all this excitement we are joined from all the way in Hong Kong by musician (with the band ' Pumpkin Bomb ') and world-trave...

We're creeping through Bruce's halls and admiring his balls as we finish off another exciting week of Bat Minute '89. Master Wayne reveals himself to Vicki and Knox! Worst of all? A CHAMPAGNE EMERGENCY! For the final time (for now!) we are joined by special guest  Rikky Wiley -  the DLA -deviant is bringing it RAW. Say bye to him, good listeners! The next episode follows on Friday! Same...

CRAZY ARMOUR! A STEAMPUNK RATCATCHER! AN INDIANA JONES CROSSOVER! But the most important thing? Six light switches. Possibly more. THE THRILLS COME QUICK ON BAT MINUTE '89! Once again we are joined by none other than special guest  Rikky Wiley - rapper, MC, comedy-doing-man and Ewok fan. You'd be a real JOKER if you missed this one. The next episode follows on Friday! Same Bat Pod, different...

We return to Wayne's makeshift casino as Knox harasses ol' Gamblin' Gordon. He says there is no Bat but Knox is having none of it! He wants those files! Ghosts and goblins ain't a problem for Harvey - this cool customer is far too smooth to let anything like that Dent his enjoyment of the evening's entertainment. NAPIER'S PLAN IS IN MOTION! What else, you say? We are joined by OUR FIRST EVER GUEST...

Knox is out of his depth and failing to blend in. Alfred just wants rid of the guy! Vicki Vale enters the fray complete with sleeves, sleeves and more sleeves. What a dress! Bruce has his eye on her for sure as he takes a shot of dutch courage and swoops in for the kill! How did we get here? What twists and turns could there be in only sixty seconds? Tune in to find out, Bat Minute Mites!   T...

That vile snake Grissom is up to no good and getting Eckhardt in on his schemes. Meanwhile, at Stately Wayne Manor, Bruce is throwing a party to save the festival. Why he doesn't just donate a bucket of cash himself is anybody's guess. Alfred and Knox FINALLY MEET! It's what we've all been waiting for... What happens between these two titans? The only way to be sure is to head over to 1007 Mountai...