Bat Minute

Why won't Bruce let Vicki in? WHY?!?!? WE WANT TO KNOW, DAMN IT! Oh. Turns out he did. The plan from here? They're going to TRY to love each other. Coming from Bats, that's a huge step in the right direction. At least he's honest! Overseeing this love fest are our returning Investigators  Mark Ybarra  and Nathan Parnes of  DC Cinematic Minute ! Jon and Niall have let them into their...

A grisly grin looms over young Master Wayne as his parents lie dead. Who is this criminal? The name is revealed... IT'S JACK, BAY-BAY! As Bruce snaps out of his flashback trance, Alfred walks in to break up this pity party. In his never-ending attempt to hook Bruce up with a woman, he's brought him one - Vicki is here! IN THE SECRET LAIR! Back again, bringing their brilliant brains, are  Mark...

Is it future, or is it past? It's past. As the Wayne family leave their evening's entertainment behind them, they are stalked by a suspicious, shadowy... someone. Things take a turn for the worse and in a flurry of action, a certain twosome bite the dust and hit the deck. A gun is pulled on a child as we mourn the loss of popcorn... Joining the dynamic duo as Special Guest Investigators this week...

"Bat Minute '89 - the musical sensation!" Bruce's musings take us back to a time long ago - before the madness, before the Bat. This Frenzy is plaguing his mind. Joining the cast for one last number is Brady Crane of  Pele Media ! Be it German expressionism or be it Zorro, Mr Crane is ready for a night at the theatre and is certainly more than good enough for me! Find Brady on  Ghostbust...

"Bat Minute '89 - whaddyawant?" $20 MILLION! IN CASH! FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY! This Joker sure ain't joking around. Not content to hand out a fortune, he is also offering the good folks of Gotham ringside seats to the ol' dukeroo! Bats' days may be numbered, but he won't be going down without a fight. First he needs to change out of this turtleneck... Another face returning to the fight is Brady Cra...

Bat Minute, here. The Borg transmit their demands to the Federation... Wait, no, Mayor Borg is postponing the gala. ALAS! WHAT ABOUT THE HOT DOGS?!? Interrupting this sombre moment is... you guessed it, it's that JOKER! But he brings good news - he ain't like that old boss, Grissom. Things are gonna change around here! To kick things off, Joker is going to have his OWN party! AND A SPECIAL SURPRIS...

Bruce has pinpointed where it's all emanating from: good ol' Axis Chemicals! His mandate demands he take action. Utilising his connections, or possibly some kind of mind trick, Alfred has managed to obtain some VERY important files for his Master. It was reluctantly, however... Alfred is worried that he will lose Bruce as he lost his father. Meanwhile, City Hall is a hive of activity - The Borg, L...

Knox is now in the know as Vicki has explained the works. His conclusion? Wayne is screwed up! Perusing a paper reveals the main reason why: there's been a death in the family. Back to further the investigation is Joel Torres and Sarah Roberts of the  Please Don't Send Me Into Outer Space  podcast! This twosome have all the chops needed to get to the bottom of this case as they are seaso...

Please don't send Vicki a porcelain hand! Joker's smile is simply skin-deep. At heart, he's full of woe! Not too full of woe to pass up the opportunity for a good crotch-thrusting dance, however. Vicki can't HAND le the surprise gift that Jack has left for her and collapses under the weight of his generosity. Joining OUR dynamic duo is our first ever GUEST dynamic duo - it's Joel Torres and Sarah...

Hello, friends. Bat Minute is back to rub that rhubarb! As Bruce finishes his tale, things REALLY get nuts! He's ready to poker The Joker! This isn't even his final form, either! Will our hero and Joker finally settle the score? Tune in to find out, Bat fans! Speaking of going completely nuts, back again as Special Guest Investigator is  George Hendricks  of  The Mogwai Minute &nbsp...

Hello, friends. THERE IS A BEAK IN JOKER'S HEART! How the hell did we get here? As it is extracted, Master Wayne does a poor job of hiding who he is. Batman,  n’est-ce pas? Bruce does manage to regale us with a delightful tale of a certain fella that he used to know... With podcasting comes much responsibility, so back to help solve this case (and break all of the golden rules) is  Georg...

Hello, friends. Today, Joker advances on Vic... in more ways than one! He also shows the consequences of no longer being useful to him - Alicia has tumbled out of view! As Napier offers up an omelette, Bruce prepares to pounce... Joining our dynamic duo as Special Guest Investigator is none other than the man, the myth, the legend: it's George Hendricks of  The Mogwai Minute podcast! Can Geor...

Bruce describes the normal day-to-day of a normal person. Riveting stuff. Still, he's finally going to tell her! It's here! It's happening! IN BURSTS JOKER AND THE GANG! NOOOO! Boombox included. What will Bruce do? He was so close! On her final tour of duty with the Bat Gang is film maker  Stephanie Palacino ! You may know Stephanie for  XD Junction  or  Drowning in Sunshine ....

Bruce gets physical! But not in the 'cool' way! He even tells Vicki to keep it shut her trap! His excuse? He's finally going to tell her about his evening activities! That's SOMETHING, I guess... Vicki's conclusion? This guy has a wife, for sure! Back again to help crack this case is film maker  Stephanie Palacino ! Known for  XD Junction  and  Drowning in Sunshine , Stephanie...

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL! As Master Wayne sips his tea (Assam?) a plan forms: he WILL go to see Vicki in her hideous apartment and he WILL win her back... kind of. Vicki's response is a much deserved rant at Bruce - this guy has been driving her batty! Will he reveal all? Will he explain the lies? THE TENSION IS UNBEARABLE! Joining the team as Special Guest Investigator this week is the Miami-...

The news is out - the combinations revealed! Will we finally see the back of this squalor? #Boker watch on and ol' Napes names his pain with flair (or should that be flare?). It is of the... winged variety. Bruce and Alfred enjoy an extremely British cup of tea... Phil Dragash  of  The Matrix Minute  podcast is back one more time to try and solve this case once and for all. Phil wel...

A swirl, a flurry, a fade to black... and all of a sudden, Vicki opens her eyes in her absolutely hideous bedroom. Captain Chloroform has struck! And stolen from Ms Vale! Knox is now Allie and he accepts Vicki's offer of a hot story for tonight's paper. We end with the beginning of the musical 'Newsies'. Today's Special Guest Investigator is  Phil Dragash  of  The Matrix Minute...

Batman ain't feeling like a Turnblad as his research shows that Hairspray alone isn't the key - instead it's a deadly combination we should be worried about! In this abnormal world, we need an abnormal hero... albeit one that 'wants' something from Vicki. Steady on, Bats, steady on! This week's Special Guest Investigator has taken the red pill and is joining our dynamic duo on their journey down t...

Exiting the Batmobile may not be smooth but it can't stop us from gagging on Vicki's eleganza. BATS! BATS EVERYWHERE! In cages, out of cages, even some with deep inner rages. Despite the winged distractions, our hero has discovered the truth about what Joker has done... Back for one last (bat) dance this week is the irrepressible burlesque artist  Audra Wolfmann  (aka Odessa Lil)! With s...

The Batmobile hurtles onward towards a cavernous destination - but it's heading straight for solid rock! BATMAN IS GOING TO DIE! Along the way Vicki attempts to see just who lies behind that mask, that stony exterior and those lips. She recognises those... Joining the team for this Batapalooza is the brilliant burlesque star and Weird Al worshipper  Audra Wolfmann  (aka Odessa Lil)! Whil...

Batman's Uber has arrived but he's too busy arguing with Vicki about her weight! You don't question a woman on this issue, man. Not cool. Putting their heavyweight differences aside, our heroes zoom off into the dark, dark, (k)night - Batcave bound via Halloween Town detour. Can Vicki figure out the riddle of the pout? Joining the team as Special Guest Investigator and resident Batgirl is the Tigh...

Criminals are put in the trash, where they belong! Batman has no time for garbage! However, a new challenger approaches - with a heavy helping of flair! Will this sharp customer spell the end for our hero? Defending Bats with a strong  'protego' and putting his Beating skills to good use is  Gary Roby Jr ! His (pod)casting ability cannot be matched - make sure to check out his...

Up, up and away! Our heroes take to their air... but in less than graceful fashion. Upon ensuring Vicki's safety, Bats heads back into the fray to tackle these bozos. Will trash noodles be enough? After a quick wallet check, mayhem ensues! Joining our dynamic duo to once more crack open this Minute of Secrets is  Gary Roby Jr  - the resident Seeker at the  Harry Potter Minute  ...

Vicki's shoes bite the dust as she and the Bat pound the pavement in their bid for freedom - Joker's goons are still in hot pursuit! The Batmobile turns into a Tim Burton fever dream and transforms into an impenetrable, beetle-like, fortress... via Alexa. Batman thinks on his feet and decides to fly off his feet - but only if Vicki reveals some rather personal details! Apparating into view as this...

Bats and Vicki have a need for speed as the Batmobile tears through the streets of Gotham in a desperate bid for escape. Even Batman's huge ears can't hold him back! Joker's on-brand goons are in hot pursuit, but the 'mobile has powersliding skills up there with Mario. Will our heroes (and the cabbages) make it out in one piece? Joining our crew on their mission one final time this week is Neil Br...