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Shorter and more annoying than ever. It's the Bad News Network. Our news is at least as bad as the news you're already getting. Buy merch at www.rangerup.com.

On today's episode we reflect back on the day 25 years ago: Where we were, what we thought, how we felt.

This week on https://rangerup.com's the Bad News Network, we're covering Fauci's return to Capitol Hill, a devastating earthquake in Japan, New York City's government-run grocery store experiment, AI robot teachers, Space Needle BASE jumpers, Hollywood drama, killer whales reminding us they're apex predators for a reason, and of course, Goth Girl Spit.  Also, Mandatory Fun Day...

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Fresh off celebrating a glorious Fourth of July, Happy Independence Day, 250th Blessed Year of our Country, we’re bringing you another round of bad news. Hope you kept all your fingers this year.  Nick is live from DC Austin doesn’t want his belly measured anymore Is the Turtle alive anymore? Mongolian Explosions No one wants to hear about Tswizzle’s Wedding Teen Takeovers deserve rubber bullets D...

This week’s episode covers a Monaco assassination attempt involving a Ukrainian oligarch, the Supreme Court battle over birthright citizenship, and the devastating earthquake fallout in Venezuela. The crew also dives into Australia’s greatest national export — animals that want you dead — plus a missing Texas giraffe, a North Carolina jail takeover, and the return of the flesh-eating screwworm bec...

This week’s episode covers Washington’s fight over housing reform and the SAVE America Act, new questions around U.S. counter-narcotics strikes in the Caribbean, and the killing of a senior ISIS leader in Syria. The crew also dives into an Air Force flu outbreak that turned basic training into a government-funded sneeze factory, chaos at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and a Texas philanthro...

Nick opens the show with a personal reflection on 20 years of Ranger Up, from iron-on t-shirts and weekend tables at Fort Bragg to Range 15, veteran entrepreneurship, Diesel Jack Media, and getting a second shot at the community that started it all. Then the BNN crew dives into America’s surveillance fights, the latest Iran deal drama, the Major Richard Star Act, Luigi Mangione’s psychiatric defen...

0:00 We try to Kill Tansey 2:57 BNN StartsNick returns from the beaches of Normandy with reflections on the 82nd anniversary of D-Day and what modern Americans can learn from the generation that saved the world. Then the BNN crew dives into drone warfare in the Middle East, U.S. strikes on Iran, surveillance debates in Washington, the Karmelo Anthony verdict, AI actors, unrest in Ireland, bizarre...

The Bad News Network is independent journalism at its finest, brought to you by the good folks at www.rangerup.com. If you like our version of the news, buy a shirt. Or go to www.officejoeshow.com and watch our TV show we made while Ranger Up was in the hands of some money guys. This week Nick has a special message from Normandy, no one knows who's in charge of the Iran conflict, and Crumbl cookie...

Nick tackles one of the biggest questions facing education: is AI making kids smarter or slowly turning their brains into mashed potatoes? As teachers and parents push back against screens and artificial intelligence in classrooms, BNN explores why struggle, reading, and actual learning might still matter in an age where ChatGPT can write your homework, your book report, and probably your breakup...

More bad news! Massie. Gone. Maldives divers. Dead. Your hopes and dreams. Crushed Have a shiny weekend.

This week on https://rangerup.com 's The Bad News Network:NYC Mayor Mamdani claims he balanced a multi-billion dollar budget deficit without raising taxes… but did he actually solve anything or just kick the can down the road? Meanwhile in California, a mayor resigns after being accusedof acting as a Chinese agent. Russia unveils its terrifying “SATAN 2” missile. An armed civilian and a Massac...

Support The Bad News Network by watching it until the end and buying shirts on www. RangerUp.com 0:00 Project Freedom hits a speed bump 3:00 Worst Cruise Ever mainly because it has Hantavirus 4:30 Farewell Spirit Airlines 6:30 FedEx Driver deserves worse. Much worse. 10:00 Socialists hate money, but need rich people to tax 12:30 Kids & Fight Clubs  15:30 Oakland sucks 17:00 Alternative MEAT Le...

Bad News Network | 5-1-2026This week on BNN, we’ve got everything from presidential assassination attempts to… cobras in pants. Yes, really. Nick breaks down the rising number of real assassination attempts on U.S. Presidents and why, despite living in the safest era in history, people seem more unhinged than ever. Is it politics… or something deeper? Austin dives into the absurd aftermath of the...

This week on https://rangerup.com the Bad News Network:Florida is investigating whether ChatGPT helped plan the FSU mass shooting, a Detroit gas station clerk becomes a hero by stopping a kidnapping, and one Arkansas teacher finds out the hard way that “lil bruh” is not an acceptable form of address. We also cover Korean fighter pilots crashing jets for selfies, a fake bear insurance scam straight...

Welcome to https://rangerup.com 's BNN, hosted by Nick Palmisciano and Mandatory Funday. This week, the Eric Swalwell scandal explodes as allegations, investigations, and mass staff exits rock Washington. A billionaire donor turns on him, and his political future collapses in real time. Meanwhile, a high school principal stops a school shooting with a tackle, AI deepfakes flood the internet ah...

The world is on the brink of chaos, and your luggage is getting more expensive just to watch it happen. From space-clogged toilets to high-stakes geopolitics, we’ve got it all. Here is what’s coming up on today’s episode: Ceasefire or Rage Tweet? : President Trump agrees to a two-week ceasefire with Iran, but between drone strikes and "protection" from a sunken navy, nobody is relaxing j...

Once again https://rangerup.com is back with the Bad News Network! Here's your rapid-fire rundown of the week, and it’s a wild one. First up, Artemis II is headed back to the moon for the first time since 1972. Four astronauts, 240,000 miles, and yes… another wrestler in space. Humanity might actually be doing something useful again. Meanwhile, Tiger Woods rolled another vehicle...allegedly di...

If you like BNN, support us at https://rangerup.com ! This weeks news is as bad as it gets. Afroman didn’t get high and remembered to go to court… the cops wish they hadn’t. AI video generator Sora is shutting down, proving even robots eventually get laid off. New breakup trend just dropped: hike, dump, and leave her with one protein bar and emotional damage. Woman refuses to leave hospital for fi...

If you like BNN, support us at https://rangerup.com ! There's no show without RU.Firefly is BACK… kind of. 🚀After years of teasing, Nathan Fillion and the cast of Firefly have officially announced Season 2—but there’s a twist: it’s animated. Nick breaks down why this is both exciting and slightly terrifying (looking at you, Star Wars Prequels), what timeline the new series will cover, and why...

Here's some more bad news this week. Have a great time. 00:15-03:20 Congress sucks 03:21-05:00 Iran status update: stuff is blowing up 05:01- 06:28 House of Lords 06:50-07:42 Iranian women’s team 07:47-09:04 Kristi Noem’s Hollywood blockbuster commercial 09:05-10:38 Women’s only Uber Drivers 10:39-11:44 Vice Admiral Ohio St. President loves to make direct deposits 11:45-12:51 If America doesn’...