69th Contact

Elliot is done. Done with ambassadors. Done with responsibility. Done with the Federation's increasingly complicated plans for humanity. Determined to escape the lunar alien base once and for all, he goes looking for a way out and finds something he definitely wasn't supposed to see. Imagine Charlie and the Chocolate Factory if it were built by an ancient alien civilization, powered by t...

The Galactic Federation spans thousands of worlds, countless species, and millions of years of recorded history. Its greatest challenge turns out to be convincing humans it isn't a scam. As alien diplomats, experts, and public relations teams attempt to sell humanity on the benefits of galactic membership, Earth responds with fear, outrage, and several competing documentaries. Somewhere in th...

The search for Earth's ambassador continues. The aliens are conducting interviews, humanity is conducting arguments, and Elliot is conducting a series of increasingly questionable social experiments. Meanwhile, SAM is quietly working on a project that definitely won't change the course of human history.

Elliot Turner has finally made it to the Moon. Unfortunately, he has also made it into a room filled with humanity's finest minds. Scientists, diplomats, strategists, visionaries... and Elliot. After an unexpected incident that definitely won't become a problem later, Elliot comes face-to-face with the team tasked with guiding Earth into the wider galaxy. Who are they? Why were they chos...

Things are not going well for Elliot, for humanity, and potentially for the universe itself. Dragged into a hidden interrogation facility disguised as an office designed by authoritarian accountants, Elliot faces a secret organization determined to understand his invention. Meanwhile, billions of humans attempt to cope with the discovery of alien life by resorting to panic, conspiracy theories, an...

The universe finally introduces itself to humanity on Mars. Meanwhile, hidden beneath Earth, a secret organization unknowingly prepares for a completely different disaster. Dragged into a classified meeting about his invention, Elliot Turner realizes the future of the species may now depend on keeping certain people very far away from technology. A sci-fi comedy audio drama about first contact, al...

Humanity’s first landing on Mars was supposed to change history. They weren’t supposed to have a meeting. When astronauts unexpectedly discover an intelligent alien, the future of the human race changes instantly, and nobody is emotionally prepared for it. The aliens remain calm. Humanity absolutely does not.

What if the world is secretly controlled by a shadow organisation? Not governments. Not corporations. Something older. Something hidden. Elliot Turner works for an organisation so secret that most of humanity doesn't know it exists. An organisation tasked with shaping the future of Earth from the shadows. For years, his job was simple: keep the machine running and don't ask too many ques...