Two Chunks And A Hunk

Our John Wick journey draws to a close with the release of John Wick: Chapter 4 — which critics have been calling the best action movie of the last decade! Do we think they're right? Does anyone do any violence with a pencil? Does the franchise continue to be unashamedly pro-dog? Stop wonderin' and start listenin' friend. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Op...

This is just a straight up standard, right over the plate kind of Mini-Monday. Exactly what you'd expect from one of these from the three of us. Jordan decides to keep being an Pouty Boy. Carter pronounces every name correctly. And Doz correctly predicts the exact outcome of round one of Extra Credit. You know. The regular Mini-Monday kind of stuff. In This Episode: jjjolf, Rumpelstiltskin, Ex...

Over the last few weeks, people keep askin' us if we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum after talkin' about John Wick: Chapter 2 last week and John Wick the week before and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum after talkin' about John Wick: Chapter 2 last week and Jo...

There once was a boy who hosted a podcast And much to his cohosts’ shame, He made it his mission Never to listen When someone pronounced their name. The friends of the boy who hosted a podcast Always had to explain: “No it’s not Sillian Nor Magonnahay And you must know it’s not Chalamane.” Until one fateful day on the podcast The boy botched an Irish name His friends said “It’s Saoirse Just like i...

Over the last week, people keep askin' us if we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 2 after talkin' about John Wick last week and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 2 after talkin' about John Wick last week. Join us as we go on a John Journey (for Carter's first time) leading up to the relea...

We've been podcasting for over half a decade now. We've been proudly reading our synopses into the cold and uncaring void, not even daring to hope for an answer, and indeed not even needing one. We grew accustomed to the silence. The quiet became as an old friend, comfortable in its familiarity. Constant. Enduring. Until last week, unexpectedly, an answer came. Out of the ether has emerged...

People keep askin' us if we're talkin' about John Wick and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're talkin' about John Wick. Join us as we go on a John Journey (for Carter's first time) leading up to the release of John Wick 4! Remember to vote for The Hunkies at http://www.twochunksandahunk.com/vote Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A...

You look out across the plains ahead of you, and what you see chills you to your bones. An endless onslaught of MInions thunders towards you, incalculable in number. A violent yellow storm will soon break upon your head. They are a horde of uncaring one-or-two-eyed violent beasts, uninhibited by human language and unhindered by human ethics, and they will stop at nothing until you are destroyed. Y...

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It is with great sadness that Two Chunks And A Hunk informs you that Meredith Grey has passed beyond our sight into the Great Beyond. The great hospital in the sky has gained a valuable new addition to their staff whose unique expertise will no doubt serve them well in the event of a plane crash, live bomb, train crash, helicopter crash, rupturing appendix, car crash, boat crash, or any other such...

Quantumania is here! Did it live up to our (ever shrinking) expectations for the MCU? Did it successfully shoulder the (ever growing) burden of creating compelling universe-wide stakes post-Endgame? Does Baskin Robbins get a portion of the profits from this movie? The first half of this episode is spoiler-free, but the back half will ruin your experience if you haven't seen the movie so, you k...

It happens to us all. You get busy. Watching movies. Making podcasts about them. And then — wouldn't you know it — you open your box and it's just chock-a-block full of questions you've gotta answer. In this episode: Super Bowl Trailers, What's In The Box, We Relitigate Doz's Greatest Crime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle...

Better download this one right away. When else are you going to come across a podcast episode that is named after a movie named after a holiday that also releases on that holiday? Those types of episodes are probably rare, if we had to guess, which basically makes this episode an NFT (we think). Check out new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcast...

We'll just go ahead and spoil the surprise here — Jordan and Doz accidentally said the Word Of The Day, so they end up playing Extra Credit. It goes exactly how you'd expect. In this episode: Nintendo Direct Recap, The Last Of Us, Who/What In Hollywood Receives Our Unchanging Love, Extra Credit Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podc...

It's time to talk about The Nice Guys, and we recommend that you watch the movie. In fact, it would be fantastic if you finished it. That's not something we usually have to specify, especially if you're a host on this show, but it's necessary, we guess? Like, just because it feels over doesn't mean it's over. It's not a trick when the movie says there's half an hour...

The council has spoken and SOMEONE has been banished. Click here to find out WHO. Doctors will HATE you if you try this one simple trick. What they look like now that they are banished will SHOCK you. You thought you KNEW what OUR podcast was like....UNTIL NOW. Have you clicked yet? Up to three cool Podboys in your area are waiting to meet you. In this episode: jjjolf, Rumpelstiltskin, Unicorn War...

This week, we're talking David Fincher's The Game and we're joined in the studio by Michael Douglas himself (probably). Also, we just feel like we need to mention it here, but Jordan is totally normal in this episode. Yep. He's the way he always is, which is normal. Just a regular old normal-style guy over here. Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday w...

We narrowly avoided disaster this week, and it's absolutely astonishing to us. We absolutely would have expected to accidentally say the Word Of The Day, which (according to the new laws of our podcast) would have sent us into a game of Extra Credit that we would have absolutely lost. It's absolutely a good thing we never said that word. It left us lots of time in the episode, and we absol...

This week, we're talking Wind River! It's bleak, often hopeless, and alternately grim and graphic — so just a super fun episode all-around! We take the back half of this episode to talk a little more broadly about what we feel like makes a good mystery. So stop reading this and listen to the episode? Please? We'd really like that? Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monda...

Well, Extra Credit's back. In this episode: Last Of Us Premiere Reactions, Mando Season 3 Trailer, Shrinking Trailer, Extra Credit Find new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It at first appeared that Two Chunks And A Hunk was back with anothuh episode of their podcast. But why? What could they possibly be discussin' on this particular occasion? And then it hit me. And I must say I was ashamed I didn't see it soonuh. Because it's quite obvious. You only have to put the pieces together just so and then the solution to the puzzle, the very beatin' heart o...

We're revealing our nominees for all the categories in the hottest awards show you've never heard of. Is it Mini? No, not exactly. Is it Monday? Depends on when you listen to it. But this episode IS the Hunkies. And we can say that with confidence. In this episode: The Hunkies Check out new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts! Advertis...

After thirteen long years, we're finally returning to Pandora for a Na'vi-sized Avatar: The Way Of Water episode! James Cameron's long-awaited follow up to the highest grossing film of all time is finally here, and it's got more battle whales and snake sharks than you can shake a stick at. This is our last episode of 2022, so we'll see you (or, technically, you'll hear us)...

Keegan, if you're reading this, we're so sorry. We could try to explain ourselves in a lot of ways. We could say that it was early when we recorded this. We could say one of us does this to people's names quite frequently. We could say we planned it (we didn't). But really, if you wanna know the truth, here goes: we were trying to strengthen our pelvic floors. In this episode: Gold...

We're closing out our Christmas series with the most hard-hitting, action-packed, explosive finale we could think of. We watched Falling For Christmas, Lindsay Lohan's direct-to-Netflix triumphant return to the world of film. On purpose! What could be more Action Christmas than that? Catch new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts. Adver...