Two Chunks And A Hunk

Welcome, adventurers, to this special introductory episode, where you'll get to know the humans (real) and the characters (imaginary) of Imagine Dungeons! We've got a bit of a speed-dating style Q&A in the first half of the episode as Carter, Jordan, Vince, Mariah, Doz, and Gage answer some icebreaker questions. Then, prepare to enter a fantastical world of imagination as our players a...

They say that inside each of us lives a hog, so free and wild that to tame it would be to deny its very essence. It is a wild thing, made for pastures of boundless imagination and for skies of immeasurable possibilities. To contain this hog, to bind it in language, to attempt to make the unknowable into something comprehensible would be to change, and indeed destroy the hog. Instead, let's ask...

Lace up your adventuring boots and buckle your swashes! It's a campaign of high-seas adventure and high-stakes D&D as our heroes find themselves captured by the Blood Drunks, a group of pirates with a terrible secret! If you like stupid jokes, old friends pretending to be goofy-ass characters together, and shockingly heartfelt storytelling, then we sincerely think you will love Imagine Dun...

This week, we're joined by our Dear Friend, Delightful Guest, and Imagine Dungeons Dungeon Master Gage Kell! You'd think with his help we might have marginally better odds of winning Extra Credit. Right? Oh, and also we're each doctors now. All four of us. Because that's how it works. You share. Trust us, we're doctors. We can't lie. Or win Extra Credit. In all seriousness,...

The Podboys did homework two weeks in a row? That's right folks. Pick your jaws up off the floor, pull up "Reading Music To Concentrate Ambient Sea Waves Soundscape Light Classical Music Academic Ambience" on YouTube (we know you've watched it before), and get ready to crack open some hallowed tomes (both ancient and new) as we talk about the books that have been most important to...

What do Relient K, Michael Kiwanuka, and Eric Clapton have in common? We'll wait while you think of an answer. Okay, duh. "They are all Music." Good job. Not to brag, but we did *homework* for this episode. We each brought three albums that were hugely influential to us along with one that's currently on repeat right now! In this episode: Rank You Very Much, Musical Memory Lane Vis...

Don't you always wish that you were a Dragon Master who could unleash potent apocalyptic and potent holy powers upon your enemies as long as your dragons were wearing amulets given to them by God that granted them access to His exact potent apocalyptic and potent divine powers so they could slay their enemies and you could be the chosen one in charge of the dragons a being called the Dragon Ma...

You could call us each Drake this week, because we are certifiably In Our Feelings. You shouldn't, but you could. We felt Sadness, Anger, Disgust, Joy, Nostalgia, and literally every other single emotion you could possibly imagine while recording this episode, not to mention the emotions that a mortal such as yourself could not even fathom. We had a great time at Inside Out 2 with the Two Chun...

This week we're celebrating the birthday of one of our favorite stars. He's short. He's tan. He's blonde. And he's really strong. Can you guess who he is? Welcome to week four of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes where we watch the movies your dad watched while standing in the living room after he finished up all his yard work. This week, we're thawing ourselves out...

Listen. What follows is a completely true, 100% factual story about a man who kicked so hard and punched so good that he successfully fought and defeated every single living thing in the known universe, from the smallest bacterium to God himself. Probably. It just really seems true. He told us it was. Why would he lie? Welcome to week thr33 of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes where we wat...

It's AAAHNALD week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, and we're here to tell you — he's a true one-of-one of the One-Of-Ones. But still, one perfect Austrian does not a Mount Rushmore make, so we've got to decide: who else deserves an immortal platform, chiseled into the very face of the earth next to Arnold Schwarzenegger? Welcome to week two of D3dd3rd3y 3ft3rn33n, a series of episodes wh...

Grab your buffalo saddle, your overalls, and your buckskin vest, because we're all pioneers today! Our mom, the Pioneer Woman, has compiled a list of the top dads from television and it's...unknowable? Maybe she just has different criteria? Maybe things are just a little different out here on the frontier? Welcome to week one of Daddurday Afternoon, a series of episodes where we watch the...

We're positive you'll go ape-solutely bananas over this ape-isode. We had a great time monkeying around at Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes with the Two Chunks Movie Club, and now we're here to bring you all our thoughts regarding the rebooted Apes series! Plus, news from the Raising Cannes Festival of Movies and Chicken Strips! In This Episode: Raising Cannes, Yass or Pass, Kingdom O...

“It was the best of times, it was the Hunt For Gollum of times, it was the age of Dua Lipa and Billie Eilish, it was the age of endless half-assed sequels, it was the epoch of Brando Sando, it was the epoch of the MCU and The Mandalorian & Grogu, it was the season of waxing fandom, it was the season of waning fandom, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.” — Chuck Dickens whe...

This episode is dedicated to The Brothers Grant. Hugh and Richardy, it breaks our hearts that you each were forced to play an Oompa Loompa. It's pretty messed up that only one of you even got any scenes into the movie. We're sorry that happened, but we want you to know that we love you both and we're proud of you. In This Episode: Survivor Presents Liz Presents Applebee's Signature...

It's a brand new, bright and shiny [whatever day you usually listen to this podcast], and we've got a new episode for you that is positively chock-a-block full of the flavors you crave. Have you been dying to know what the Least Sexy Sport is? We got that in this one. How about the Sexiest Sport? We got that too. You say you want to know the most recent piece of media that felt so personal...

It's Zam season, and you know what that means! It's time to gather all your spare Zambucks, carefully indicate how you'd prefer them to be used, and mail them to your dear old Uncle Zam! It's fun! It's fulfilling! And there's no guessing involved! In this episode: Zambucks, Rank You Very Much, Spring Delirium, The Process Of Adapting Media Spring Delirium is almost over, an...

If you're ever making a podcast with your friends, and one of them says (verbatim) "I was thinking, as the summer was coming up, that it's like, you know what dude? It's time to maybe put some DaddyPants on", you should know they're trying to take over the podcast. It won't be bad! You'l play most of the same games you usually play, and ultimately you probably won&#...

We're all officially in our thirties now. There are three certified, genuine "Olds" on this podcast, and things are about to get much more serious and mature. We're still going to do things like fight about which food is objectively better and talk about which famous people we might be the reincarnations of, but just know that while we're doing it we really wish we were talking...

In this SUPER-SIZED episode, we're powering through the snack bracket (Snacket if you're nasty) AND THEN it's full steam ahead through the next round of the entire bracket. We're fighting. We're fooding. We're risking friendships we've held dear for over a decade. In this episode: Spring Delirium Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: htt...

The battle for culinary dominance continues! This week, Appleteaser takes the stage. Which foods will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and which ones will be stuck down here, with only cyberhorses to keep them company? In this episode: Here Comes The New Bond, An Ode To Baldur's Gate 3, Horse-Off, Spring Delirium Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redci...

You won't BELIEVE what happens in this episode. It's entree versus entree in a stunning battle that you WON'T want to miss. It will SHOCK YOU TO YOUR CORE. EXPERTS won't tell YOU about the results of this ONE SIMPLE PODCAST EPISODE BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING. In This Episode: Breakfast Update, MCU News. What They Streamin', Spring Delirium Advertising Inquirie...

Push those sleeves up and put your fighting fists on, because Spring Delirium is here! It's a sweet treat showdown as we determine together which desserts will make it to the next round of the playoffs (plate-offs?). And, just another note real quick, while you've got those fighting fists on, remember to show the King Of Twilight who's boss. In This Episode: The Reign Of The Twilight K...

HERE WE DUNE AGAIN. Your favorite sci-fi-guy, Dune, is back with a wacky new adventure. This time, Dune will find out if he's got what it takes to SHRED THE SANDS on the back of a KILLER WORM. But that's not all! Dune also get to knife fight BALD ELVIS, and maybe just maybe fall in love with Zendaya along the way. This episode contains spoilers for Dune: Part Two but if you needed us to te...

Today we're taking a look at the movies YOU (yes, you listening) will have the option of forcing us to go see in April (and some other movies too)! We're talking about sasquatches, the great monkey gods beyond our mortal world, and Fantastics Four! Oh, and we're also losing Extra Credit real quick. In This Episode: TCMC, Extra Credit, Beetlejuice Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircl...